Friday, April 10, 2020

Ok, Slow News Day

President Trump discusses bold plan to cause stock market to rise 50% Tomorrow or maybe even Today.  Short Sellers jumping out of windows on Wall Street.  Suicides being reported as COVID-19 deaths.

AOC makes video showing how to make cheesy fries using McDonalds fries and Velveeta.

Bette Midler's body literally explodes from experiencing extreme retardedness. Friends and family covered in blood and various body parts swear they will vote for Joe Biden even if he is not the nominee  Cher and Kathy Griffin immediately call 911 seeking immediate medical care in case problem is transferrable.

For God's sake - Pet a cat right away!

John Cusack comes out as non-gender specific tri-sexual. MSNBC planning in depth documentary.

Nana Pelosi claims America is just as healthy today as obama left it 3 years ago.

Wall Street Expected to Rise, Fall, and Stay the Same on Friday according to experts.

Boeing now making paper airplanes to keep revenues afloat.  Customers lining up in droves to buy latest models.

Porn industry only profitable business left in USA. China is major importer.

Lawyers discover former General Michael Flynn has achieved Sainthood, files for sentencing delay.

Pet a CAT for God's Sake !

Hey! Hey! Hey! Be careful out there !

Bobby DeNiro taken to emergency room because he can't stop crying.. Ex-wife says he's a darn mess.

Cruise Ships now ready for people to pay to float on the ocean locked away in small rooms, enjoying casino's, restaurants, and 3rd rate entertainment with possibility of dying from COVID-19 while on board.


Carry On.





18 comments :

  1. Good Lord, move the scrolll bar on that video to the left. POS Google.

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  2. Love the beat box chipmunk. AND the news! I can hardly keep up with you!.... or Bette Midler. Please don't spontaneously combust from the humor overload.

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    1. Thank you My Blade !...... No combusting going on here sir.

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  3. Pelosi is a dumb ass for going to Chinatown and telling everybody to go they and eat, was a really stupid political stunt.

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    1. Doris, I take it you won't be voting for Nana Pelosi..... Good on ya.

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  4. Never Underestimate the Power of A Former TV Reality Star.

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  5. Dumb and Dumber, Joe Biden, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!

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    1. I understand the two are having an affair Mr Truth. I know Cortez has changed her hair fragrance recently.

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  6. It's no wonder why Democratic/Progressive Scum are such Pathologically Lying Scum..... They can't tell the difference between the Truth and a Lie.

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    1. There's more truth than lie to that Dude.

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  7. Today’s Progressives who are actually Socialist’s in disguise as Democrats tend to believe they’re brilliant, compassionate, moral, enlightened, perceptive, and courageous, not because of anything they’ve actually done, but just because they’re Liberal. But the Progressives that we have come in contact with here on these very Blog-site, is the Most dreadful POS that I have ever come in contact with in the entire 70 odd years od my life.In my opinion that POS is using the same oxygen that might be needed to save a Dog for suffocating. She is just an UNHAPPY person, and I can understand why! No mater how I have tried, or what I have said, or done that piece of garbage looks to start a fight with me only because of my political views. Well I have given up, and from now on, I just don’t give a Rats Ass about her at all. She can be on life support and I’d pull out the plug to use the outlet to make a Pot of Coffee, and that would not phase me in the least,

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  8. Today’s Progressives who are actually Socialist’s in disguise as Democrats tend to believe they’re brilliant, compassionate, moral, enlightened, perceptive, and courageous, not because of anything they’ve actually done, but just because they’re Liberal.

    Perfectly describes every commie/libtard I've ever met. My ex-commie brother delights in calling anyone who doesn't agree with him "stupid."

    She can be on life support and I’d pull out the plug to use the outlet to make a Pot of Coffee, and that would not phase me in the least

    What a great idea, Anon.

    NIGHT TIME, Day time, NIGHT TIME, Day time. The first time I ever saw that I ran around the house pretending to be that bird - for weeks.

    It's sort of like when Erica kitteh covers her eyes while sleeping. I'm certain she thinks if her eyes are covered no one can see her.

    I pet a kitteh every day. Keeps blood pressure down...

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    1. Night Time Day Time. That's funny Adrienne. Agree on the libtards but of course Mademoiselle.

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  9. Bette Midler, Nasty Pelosi, Always on Crack (AOC) ... you do seem overly occupied with these three skanks. Is there something you want to fess up to about that long weekend in San Francisco? Go ahead, you can tell us. We'll keep your secrets. At least I will. Maybe. If the price is right.

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    1. Well, they're definitely in a special class of Evil Mustang.

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  10. Bette Midler explodes. A bit like that overweight girl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Well, as ye reap.

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    1. It was something you'd not want to see LSP. Kinda like that possessed girl in The Exorcist.

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