Saturday, September 30, 2017

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Silver Linings and Other Ramblings

The NFL Protest Thing is a Good Thing.   The further the blacks shove themselves in our collective face, the more they will expose their facade of fake victim-hood.  We're not quite there yet but that's gotta be good. Plus fewer NFL fans means fewer people in our break room standing like zombies staring at the TV where a couple guys are talking about sports like it is something important.

I'm Glad McCain Lost to obama.  If McCain had won, he'd have ran the country like a libtard.  Kind of like obama but without the evil moslem side.  The debt probably wouldn't have risen so much, but who cares about the debt?  It will never be paid down and we'll have to default at some point just like everyone else does.  I'm sure McCain would have found some way(s) to thoroughly abuse us however.

But 8 years of obama gave us Donald J Trump and the slightest chance for a political revolution.  Much more than that to me personally, had we elected McCain for an 8 year term, we'd have had clinton and some GOP schmuck running in 2016 and clinton would have won. We'd have that nasty cackling, fugly, evil, America destroying piece of human garbage (the likes of which has never been ejected by the anus of any known Earthly being) in the white house. I've said it many times before, I'd actually take obama over the beast.

- Does the Tower of Pisa lean left or right ?

- The Constitution is missing a Huge Item.  To wit:

"Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens but not to themselves and shall make no law applied to themselves but not the citizens."
I find it hard to believe those smart guys did not put that in there. It just allows for so much abuse of the citizens and this was their central focus when creating America.

- Looking up at the sky, you can see that the sun is round, the moon is round, and all the stars and planets large enough to see are round, yet, some people believe the Earth is flat.

- Hey, wait a minute, aren't you folks supposed to come up with the randoms?

Monday, September 25, 2017

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Inside Palace, Pingpong, NK

Great Leader: General Wang !

GW: I'm here Brilriant Leader !

GL: Stop all payments to American blitch Maxine Waters. She plomised me she impeach Donald Trump Long Time !  Stupid Clazy Britch never Impeach Great Tweeter.

GW: Taps on cell phone.  It is done Imperious Leader !

GL: Good, now help me thinks up new insults for greatest tweeter.

GW: I call him imperialist dog with brain of howler monkey.

GL: Good one General Wang.

GW: How about Mentally deranged US Dotard?

GL:  No, I just use that one.

GW: Hirry Crinton's Bitch !  Mangy dog that sniff Nana Pelosi backside!  Worthless Butt Buddy of James Comey !  Photoshop picture of him kissing Robert DeNiro.  And Maxine Waters !

GL: Oh Ho Ho Ho

GW: Yappy dog with tiny paws, little tail and Turkey Buzzard for wife. 
GL: Oh stops GW, pants are splitting.

Monday, September 18, 2017


Because the Earth has recently directed the Cassini research spacecraft to plunge into Saturn with 72 pounds of Plutonium 238 aboard, the Saturnians are Righteously Pissed.  They were quite relaxed in allowing us to zip around their planet looking at the rings and moons, but honestly- dropping 72 pounds of plutonium into their atmosphere?  Not acceptable.  Their war council consisting of eight 4 year old Saturnians has met and a decision has been made.  In retaliation they have launched a WMD, capable of planetary destruction, at the Earth.  They've had enough of this crap.  Plus they've been receiving audio and video of the TV shows like Green Acres and Gilligan's Island for some years now.  They like Arnold Ziffel but the rest of us?  Like bugs to be smashed on a windshield somewhere.

Depending on planetary positioning, Saturn lies between 746 million and one billion miles away or roughly 8 times the distance between the Earth and the Sun. Earth's destruction could come fast to even faster.  Since Saturn's WMD's can travel at close to the speed of light - 186,000 miles per second (rounded) and it takes 8.33 minutes for light to travel from the Sun to Earth, the Earth will be gone in approx 67 minutes.  If you are reading this you are already dead.  Marvin the Martian is dancing.

Damn arrogant JPL people have destroyed us.  Imagine some of the smartest people on Earth, rather than the freakin morons, have destroyed us.  Poetic.

This is the last picture Cassini took of Saturn as it transmitted back to Earth, the message "OH Shit guys, you might not want to do this!"

Click the pic.

Monday, September 11, 2017

I Saw an Article Today That Had an Image of Bernie Sanders in it

And I thought. What a great idea for a new animated sitcom !

Bernie would always be maximum pissed off.  Other animated actors would include nana pelosi, hank capsize johnson, mad maxine waters. and even the hildebeast.

The first episode might go like this:

Bernie rails on republicans, democrats, communists, north koreans, transgenders, people who eat at Butterbees, and anything resembling a Trump supporter.  While this is going on, nana pelosi works on her third bottle of Jim Beam while greasing up a sex toy to stuff up McChuckles butt. hank johnson is in panic mode over Richard Branson's island being capsized by hurricane Emma and that earthquake in Mexico that was caused by Trump pulling out of the Kenya accord.
Mad Maxine Waters' character runs away from baby rabbits screaming the whole time about how they want to kill her, while hilrod clinton blames climate change and Chinese pollution for why she lost the election. Tomorrow it will be rogue tomato plants in North Dakota and depleted Mexicans in the kitchens of Mexican restaurants.

I'm sure you can think of many more Congress clowns who could become characters in this most entertaining of animated sitcoms.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Like Anyone in Florida is Interested But - Eye of the Hurricane

Clicking what looks like a video will take you to the APOD site for some descriptive dialogue, The video will play there.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Voyager 1 is In Intersteller Space

Launched in 1977, Voyager 1 is representing our species to the rest of the galaxy and universe.

Carl Sagan had V1 look back at the Earth from far out into the solar system and take a picture of us - the Pale Blue Dot suspended in a sunbeam.

Voyager 1 on February 14, 1990. As the spacecraft left our planetary neighborhood for the fringes of the solar system, engineers turned it around for one last look at its home planet. Voyager 1 was about 6.4 billion kilometers (4 billion miles) away, and approximately 32 degrees above the ecliptic plane, when it captured this portrait of our world. Caught in the center of scattered light rays (a result of taking the picture so close to the Sun), Earth appears as a tiny point of light, a crescent only 0.12 pixel in size.

 Voyager 1 also carries a gold record detailing much about our species and location.  I'm not so sure that was a good idea.

Anyway, here is V1 looking out into interstellar space.  It will have plenty of time to think before it encounters any physical object.

It is noted that V1 is 19 light hours from Earth. That is 12,741,715,958.3 miles.

Click the pic for more information, but of course.

Friday, September 1, 2017

Assistance Please - A Guest Post by Mustang

I favor immigration test questions according to self-identified culture, ethnicity, or region of origin.  
Of course, many of the answers would have to be based on the honor system, but under most situations, well-trained immigration bureaucrats should, at the completion of the examination, be able to determine whom they should grant an entry visa to the United States. 

Proposed Test:
  • Immigrants from the Middle East 
    • Can you count to three?  
    • What are the preferred condiments for a roast pork sandwich?  
    • Explain the concept of monogamy.  
    • Have you ever stoned a family female for talking back?  Did she deserve it?
  • Immigrants from Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland 
    • Do you have a sense of humor?  
    • Without any reference at all to Angela Merkel, what is the funniest joke you ever heard?
  • Immigrants from East Asia 
    • Identify at least five dates in the past 30-days when you weren’t angry enough to kill someone with your bare hands. 
    • provide the names of witnesses whose name does not end in a vowel.
  • Immigrants from Central America 
    • Should the United States return California, Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, and Texas to Mexico?  
    • Have you ever eaten anyone’s heart?  
    • Have you ever had a tattoo composed mostly of numbers or in combination with the letter Z?  
    • Have you ever seen an image of Jesus in a tree limb?
  • Immigrant from New York, Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, Birmingham, Jackson, Miami 
    •  Who’s your Daddy?  Please limit your responses to no more than three.  
    • Would you vote for someone in return for access to government benefits?  
    • Please explain Kwanza. 
What other queries can be added to these tests to be sure we only let the truly great into our wonderful country?