Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Actual Photo of an Alien Free Diver in a Beautiful Blue Ocean ?

Nope.  Dancing Black Holes.

So what does it look like to you?

Click the pic to go to APOD and read the description or forever feel the pangs of regret.


Saturday, October 28, 2017

Things are Happening in North Korea

My secret sources have revealed the following....

While petting an orange and white kitten who was purring loudly, South Korean Defense Minister Song Young-Moo, using an alias because he/she does not have permission to speak to fake news media,  tells us that Kim Jong the whacky Bong is a short timer.  Song Young-Moo was not immediately available for confirmation of his/her/their comments.

Meanwhile, Brilriant Leader spokesperson Pow Bang Poof, speaking under an assumed alias (because he/she/they are afraid of being fed to wild dogs) said Pingpong will never bend to pressure from the Great Tweeter and that America will burn like a fire not even seen on the surface of the sun. Pow Bang Poof was not immediately available for further comments.


NK Spokeswoman going by the alias Kum To Suun because he/she (we know its a he right?) is not authorized to speak on government matters tells us NK's Great Reader is planning to destroy all of USA next month "You better Rook outs!  Great Reader gonna turn all of you capitalist dogs into fireballs in merciless attacks unress you send all your money to Kim Jong Un, Great Brilliant Leader  of DPRK !  Right Nows !"  

So there's that.


While this is all going on, as Dearest Leader watches the launch of his latest pathetic missile, he is thinking.
^&%$#*%* That bastard Xi Kingjingpingpongpang bastard is telling me I gots to stop my nuclear dreams or else.  I ask, Or else what?  He tell me, or else he not going to protect me anymore.  My Achin Kimchee !  After arr I have done for that Chinese Plick !

General Wang!

GW: Here Boss !

GL: Transform Nuclear Weapons program into soft ice cream machines and deploy on all street corners of DPRK....  Crap...

GW: Don't be too deplessed boss, you still haves Comfort Women Forces !
 
 
And a new recruit !


I'm knows it General Wang, I'm knows it......
By the ways, you can have Nancy Pelosi all to yourself.

GW: OMG.......
 
 

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Bloodhound SSC Test Run

There will be many test runs with each one increasing in speed and will test each of the systems from acceleration and braking to cockpit activities and information displays. One day, Bloodhound SSC will capture 1000 mph and set yet a new land speed record.  It has the LSR at Supersonic already from 1997 in ThrustSSC .

Note the rubber tires on this run.  The wheels will be switched out to all metal when the speed increases beyond a point and the car will run on a dirt surface.

The vid should start at 56.30. You will see the test run in a matter of a few minutes time and can leave the video at that point. If it doesn't start at 56.30, move the slider to about 56.30 and start there.  I have no idea why this vid is 3 hours+  I have no intention of watching all of it.  The video will be much better than it was for the 1997 ThurstSSC breaking the sound barrier runs.



Saturday, October 21, 2017

Something to Share With Family and Friends

H/T IMP

MEMORIAL DAY CZECH STYLE
Very interesting.  I didn't know about this and it’s too bad that we can't make some of our Congressmen read it, or have our own school children do the same.
OUR MEMORIAL DAY CELEBRATED IN the Czech Republic - Czechoslovakia
A bit of History -- Czech Republic / Czechoslovakia remembering and honoring AMERICA and our soldiers....
This is an amazing story of remembrance. In the Czech Republic , the school children of the equivalent of fifth grade are each assigned one of the American and Canadian liberators buried there. Their grave is the student's responsibility for the year and they learn all there is to know of their own hero. Their surviving family is sent letters and they respond to the annual child who tends their loved one's grave.
No apology needed here!
Have you ever wondered if anyone in Europe remembers America 's sacrifice in World War II? There is an answer in a small town in the Czech Republic . The town called Pilsen ( Plzen ).

Every 5 years, Pilsen conducts the Liberation Celebration of the City of Pilsen in the Czech Republic .. May 6th, 2010, marked the 65th anniversary of the liberation of Pilsen by General George Patton's 3rd Army. Pilsen is the town that every American should visit. Because they love America and the American Soldier.




Even 65 years later... by the thousands, 

The citizens of Pilsen came to say thank you. 

Lining the streets of Pilsen for miles 

From the large crowds, 

to quiet reflective moments, 

including this American family's private time to honor and remember their American hero. 

This is the crash site of Lt. Virgil P. Kirkham, the last recorded American USAAC pilot killed in Europe during WWII. It was Lt. Kirkham's 82nd mission and one that
he volunteered to go on.
At the time, this 20-year-old pilot's P-47 Thunderbolt
plane was shot down, a young 14-year-old Czech girl, Zdenka Sladkova, was so moved by his sacrifice she made a vow to care for him and his memory. For 65 straight years, Zdenka, now 79-years-old, took on the responsibility to care for Virgil's crash site and memorial near her home.



On May 4th, she was recognized by the Mayor of Zdenka's home town of Trhanova , Czech Republic , for her sacrifice and extraordinary effort to honor this American hero. 


Another chapter in this important story... the Czech people are teaching their childrenabout America 's sacrifice for their freedom. 

American Soldiers, young and old, are the Rock Stars these children and their parents want autographs from

Yes, Rock Stars! As they patiently waited for his autograph, the respect this little Czech boy and his father have for our troops serving today was heartwarming and inspirational. 

The Brian LaViolette Foundation established The Scholarship of Honor in tribute to General George S. Patton and the American Soldier, past and present. 

Each year, a different military hero will be honored in tribute to General Patton's memory and their mission to liberate Europe . This award will be presented to a graduating senior who will be entering the military or a form of community service such as fireman, policeman, teaching or nursing -- a cause greater than self. The student will be from 1 of the 5 high schools in Pilsen , Czech Republic . 

The first award will be presented in May 2011 in honor of Lt. Virgil Kirkham, that young 20-year-old P-47 pilot killed 65 years ago in the final days of WWII. 

Presenting Virgil's award will be someone who knows the true meaning of service and sacrifice... someone who looks a lot like Virgil. Marion Kirkham, Virgil's brother,
who himself served during WWII in the United States Army Air Corps!!! 


In closing... Here is what the city of Pilsen thinks of General Patton's grandson. George Patton Waters (another Rock Star!) we're proud to say, serves on Brian's
Foundation board. 


And it's front page news over there not buried in the middle of the social section. 

Brigadier General Miroslav Zizka, 1st Deputy Chief of Staff, Ministry of Defense, Czech Armed Forces. 

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Butthurt, Are You a Victim ?

The following government approved form for claiming Butthurt compensation was released immediately upon the confirmed election of Donald J Trump as President.

Since then we have had some Bona-Fido complaints that the form is lacking in effectiveness.



As a result of these claims and the demonstrated ability of the Federal government to care more about each of YOU more than life itself, the following enhancements have been made.  Rest assured they have all been approved by both the obamacare regulatory commission as well as the new obamacare roll out to be known as Trumpcare.

The following sections have been added for the more severe butthurt cases.


Please answer truthfully so we can apply the most effective forms of relief


With 1 being the lowest level pain and 10 being the highest, please rate these events accordingly.  Enter a value to the left of each item in the box provided using #2 pencil or medium ball point pen.
Enter values for all that apply.

[ ]  Donald Trump won the election

[ ] The hildebeast lost the election

[ ] President Trump tweets while laughing at all of my heroes in the media and the democrat party
[ ] My friends all tell me CNN sucks the big one and is FOS.
[ ] My friends laugh at me because they say I'm as dumb as a freakin box of rocks with no rocks
[ ] Apparently Everyone has me blocked in comment sections managed by Disqus.  (At least I think that's true because no one ever responds to my naive, hate filled rants about DJ Trump
[ ] The Paris Accord was cancelled
[ ] TPP was cancelled
[ ] Melania can never select the proper Shoes for an event !
[ ] President Trump shot 73 on a PGA Tournament level Course !
[ ] President Trump is going to cause our dear friend Kim Jong Un to drop a nuke on us
[ ] Enter your own painful meme and use additional paper if needed but just remember where that freaking paper comes from !

Ok, Time for Your Relief !

Please tell us what will make you feel So much better [Check all that apply]


[ ] lifetime safe room privileges

[ ] play-doh

[ ] coloring books with standard color crayons

[ ] coloring books with enhanced color crayons

[ ] coloring books with standard and enhanced color crayons
[ ] Slinkys
[ ] speaking to a racist-fascist counselor who is LGBTQRSTUV friendly and is likely transgender his/her/self
[ ] sending all guns to Mars, no wait, send them to the sun !  Also ban clubs, knives, skillets, sharp sticks and rocks... and pebbles too

[ ] declaring white people illegal even though that probably includes myself

[ ] forcing all white people to cater to all other races like motion sick love slaves even though I am a white person myself
[ ] Making it a crime to arrest a black or latino person for any reason
[ ] Taking away DJ Trump's tweeter account
[ ] Forcing CNN and MSNBC to be the only channels available on TV in fly-over country
[ ] Require a recurring 10% payroll deduction for everyone on Earth to the clinton global initiative foundation
[ ] Creation of an Adopt an Islamic Terrorist program and fine anyone who doesn't participate (as long as they are not celebrities, sports jocks, politicians, democrats, or slave owners of any kind, and are not on welfare or are non-Caucasian, but are working tax paying slobs)  (See how complicated legislation can get??)
[ ] Show me a picture of a baby's arm holding an apple

[ ] Add you own relief suggestions.  Use additional paper if necessary but just remember where that freaking paper comes from !