Friday, July 31, 2020

The Year Is 2037

The Democrats had invested 2 trillion into long term care for Supreme Court Justice Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg. She was placed into a mobile unit which attended to her every nutritional need as well as destroying the cancers that invaded her body every other week.  She was pumped with anti-Aging medications and preparations 24/7/365.  This had the effect of making her look a bit younger, but also caused her to look like a transgender in transition who also looked a lot like Captain Christopher Pike from the Star Trek Episode 'The Menagerie'.  

Ruth's transgender effect pleased Americans of all age groups and many were saving up to obtain the same treatment themselves one sunny day.  Sadly, unless they were liberal, anti-American tools operating on the highest court in the land, they would never receive such treatment, even on their own dime.   Multi-colored hair, random tattoos chosen by hallucinating squirrels, and the usual plastic surgery is about all they'd get.

Recent Picture of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg

Lot of changes had been implemented in regard to the non-existent white on black racism myth of the early 2000's.  Once all the statues of the racist Democrats had been removed and history completely rewritten, the Democrats were stuck with the problem of how to perpetuate the racism myth.  Nana Pelosi, in a drunken stupor came up with the idea of redesigning the Scales of Justice statue after watching a Samuel L Jackson movie.

The statue now represented the blind university graduates and had a recreation of a typical lawn jockey resting on the lower plate with a sculpture of Honey BooBoo covered in everlasting porcelain on the higher plate.

Samuel J Jackson is currently suing the HoneyBooBoo foundation for using his likeness.  Anyways, Honey BooBoo would shout orders to Sammy all day long through a megaphone powered by a days long recording to represent how the evil white people used their slaves until Joe Biden came along to save them.  Honey would shout things like "Kiss My Grits Sammy!" all day long to which the lawn jockey would reply "Yes'm Missah BooBoo, Right Aways".  This pissed off Samuel L even more.

Needless to say Honey BooBoo was a White Supremacist, Republican, Conservative Christian, Racist Bitch who had maybe fired a gun or at least had seen a picture of one once in her life.

If you were white, you sure didn't want to be caught on the street looking like Honey BooBoo.  The young white liberals would tear you to shreds while the black folk gathered in the Hip Hop Rapper joints pleased that their work was being done outside.

Other changes had been made, most of them passed into law by the Democrat Majority government that began its rein January 2021.  Some of the more notable changes as follows:

Police stations became foot washing and shoe shining stations for black people.

School teachers and University professors always replaced the dumbass, er I mean almost Genius answers of black students and made them more correct than any of the answers by the white students.  The US Government would send these schools billions of dollars for the exceptional job they did teaching black folk.   Teachers would pilfer some of the money and send the rest back to the democrat politicians.  Teachers were predominately registered sex offender drag queens or former BDSM prostitutes.

White students always had to carry the books home for the black students.  John was lucky, he got to carry the books of the most beautiful black girl he had ever seen - Mahogany Brown.  When they got to her front door he would spread his feet apart facing her so she could give him a good swift kick, which he loved, then send him on his way once he caught his breath again. 

Three days a week the white folks would stop on the way home and buy their adopted black student either a fish sandwich with strawberry shake at McD's or some fried chicken at Mommas Popcorn place.  Even though this was a racist act, as all acts by white people were in 2037 so what the thing bro, people gotta eat something.  Black folk didn't mind that the food was good either.  The crackers would have bought 5 days a week but they didn't have enough money what with keeping sufficient shoe polish and foot washing supplies on hand.

The talking president robots at Disneyland theme parks had all been replaced by black rappers and no talent celebrities like Snoop Dog, Slappy Dog, Diggy Dog, Dog the Dog, Hey Dog, Hip Dog, and many other Dog types. 

Instead of giving famous historical speeches, they'd whip off an anti-white or anti-cop or anti-America rap followed by some jive talk that none of the white kids could understand.  All profits went to planned parenthood recreation centers.  A sample presentation by one of the Amos or Andy Dogs might be as such: 

White folks are raciss and they got no souls Kingfisher!
Roses are black and violets are brown and if ya don't dig you a cracker.
Hey my squigger got no cornpone for his trombone. Dig dog be all cotton later at the velvet crib. Wax my Caddie.
Cracker crumble yo get me sumptin quick.

Most of the robots were smokin weed or crack, or shootin H.

Jive talk studies after class or theme park visits were mandatory and the cost was $75 an hour, or $90 depending on who the teach was and how good a shine job you could do.

The white kids bowed their heads, stood in awe, cried, and whacked themselves over the head with chains, knives, and machetes like the mohammedans do every year while begging forgiveness.  For what they weren't sure.

As an aside, notice only the individual on the left is observing the mandatory Covid-19 related face masking law from 2021. Obviously a Wuss.

It was mandatory that when white folks signed up for selective service they would be assigned user IDs and accounts with all the social media venues - facebook, twitter, instagram, spotify, shopify, crackify, pinterest, stupify, and hundreds of other social media portals in which they would need to update daily based upon their provable anti-racist community service activities.  There was no such requirement for black folk dig, ain't a racist brother on the planet.  My assigned ID is Cracker_353992 if you want to follow me.

Mayors of democrat run cities, which were now 98% of all cities, were required to be female homosexuals or transgenders with partners ugly enough to peel the bark off of a Sequoia. 

Sample picture:

You're Welcome

All Supreme Court justices are now required to be former middle or high school dropout, no talent, communist loving, gender fluid, actresses.  Except for Ruth Buzzi of course.

Displaying an IQ above 57 could get you killed.

Monday, July 20, 2020

Space, The Final Frontier Until The Next One

Click the images to read all about them and then tell your friends.
Dark Nebula

Lively Center

Saturn's Hexagon

Friday, July 10, 2020

This is Biden on a Teleprompter

Can it get any more hilarious?

Why would 'they' put this out on youtube ?

People at the DNC have to be splitting their sides over Biden as a candidate.

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Just Came Across This One

Darn Good For Independence Day.

At Xenophillics's place

More Passing Time - Another Daily Stop.

Georges Grouse

Lots of good stuff but particularly the daily (often 2 a day) collection of Memes along with the posts.

When you click on the first image, you can use your scroll wheel, or click on the image roll at the bottom to go through them easily.

Friday, July 3, 2020

Passing The Time

Here is an interesting website that presents interesting facts of the day almost every day.

On the right sidebar are more facts by category.