Real one.. President Trump announced late Monday he will soon sign an executive order "to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States," in what appeared to be a drastic escalation of his efforts to fight the coronavirus pandemic and boost the economy.The declaration came hours after U.S. equity markets plunged, with oil prices turning negative for the first time in history. Also on Monday, three states -- Georgia, Tennessee, and South Carolina -- revealed plans to begin reopening some businesses."In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States!" the president tweeted.
USA and China schedule game of Chinese Checkers for "All the marbles" Entire world on the edge of their seats. DJ Trump makes first move. Half of world passes out from sexual tension. Nana Pelosi gorges on ice cream and begs for sexual partners on Tinder and Grinder offering free ice cream for favors. No takers so far.
Thousands committing suicide over Taylor Swift's decision to cancel concerts for at least a year - or more.
Adam Schiff becomes porn actor for Pornhub. Fired after 2 days of disappointing performances.
Cher opens new University named "Screw Trump" - Bobby DiNero donates life savings to the new University and declares "I will not shower until Trump is voted out of office!" Ex-wife says "Yea, That's Bobby..."
Sean Hannity discovered to be the Anti-Christ.
Federal Government instructs more employees to return to offices and resume watching porn on government network computers instead of masturbating at home.
AOC makes home video showing how to make deviled eggs with spaghettios instead of normal filling (h/t Woodsterman)
Texas now paying for patrons to take oil and be paid hundreds of dollars per barrel. Iran too suspicious to participate in scheme.
Kim Jong Un claims N Korea as Virus Free! while on ventilator in ICU.
Cats declared Virus Free and best defense against COVID-19. Lots of petting required.
Good time to fill the Petroleum Strategic Reserve, (Which will last 3 days if we ever need it)
Dolly Parton claims she has never seen her shoes - pays $20 per day for shoe inspector.
Mustang admits to being Russian spy, claims Russian women too insane and beautiful. Well, some of us are drawn to the ether my friend. No hard feelings.
Experts say we are all living in "The Matrix" - advise against taking the red pill.
It makes perfect sense to me to temporarily suspend immigration to the USA. I’m fortunate that this didn’t happen a year ago, or my British wife would still be in the UK awaiting permission to enter. I prefer living with my wife; she’s a lovely lady. Now then, if Mr. Trump could do something about the illegal immigrants, that would be a good thing too. My suggestion would be to take everyone in the US diagnosed with Covid-19 and send them to the US-Mexican border. That might help. Oh, and arm them with shotguns and 5,000 rounds of ammunition each.
ReplyDeleteI don’t know who Taylor Swift is, so I can’t comment about that. Does he play a tuba or something?
Also, I didn’t know that Robert Di Nero took showers. Thanks for that.
Seriously, I’m starting to worry about you, Woodsterman, and AOC. People are beginning to talk, and it isn’t nice things they’re saying, either. Why do you guys need her anyway? Don’t you raise sheep?
Well, I hear what you’re saying about the oil gig, but I paid $1.41 a gallon for gas yesterday and I’m liking it. So, if you strip away all the taxes, then really, we’re paying around 35-cents a gallon. On the periphery is the subject of automobiles. So now we have some (several or most, I don’t know) auto insurance companies offering up to $2 trillion in consumer rebates. That’s nice. My question is, though ... if they can afford to let go of $2 trillion, aren’t they over-charging their customers to begin with? Second part of this question, who in the hell insures with Progressive?
Out in California, people working at the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant claimed that it was really a tribute to Dolly Parton, but I never believed it. All they had there was two very large mounds. Oh, wait ...
You lie about me again, Kid? And in public? I never admitted being a Russian spy. I know better than to admit anything and besides, I’m not attracted to hairy women who talk funny and who begin gaining a lot of weight two days after the honeymoon is over. No thanks. Maybe this is a good time to remind everyone that AOC has a mustache, and yet Kid and Woodsterman ... well, you know.
Could you please take a moment and explain the purposes and differences of red, blue, and green pills? I’m old. I’ll catch you later because it’s almost time for my nap. Third one of the day.
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DeleteMustang, LOL! PuttingCOVID-19 on the border with Mexico would be Racist, Xenophobic, Bigoted, and against several Executive Orders signed by former president obama and co-signed by baba streisand that are still in effect. No Can Do at present time.
DeleteI dunno who Taylor Swift is either, the name just keeps popping up in the news.
I also had no idea about Bobby. His ex-wife sent me a video just prior to their parting of him in a suit that he hadn't changed in over a year on the balcony of their high rise NYC apartment abode foraging on all fours for peanuts and God knows what else, like a rabid chipmunk or raccoon. Women can be Very forgiving, but she asked my advice and I responded with "Dump that turd!" She filed divorce papers the very next week. I didn't ask for a finder's fee. We'll see if she sends my anything.....
I filled up my Tundra's 26 gallon tank for Free 2 days ago. Scantily dressed women were on the sidewalk with signs advertising "FREE GAS". How could I resist.
The Russian Spy thing can be our secret. I will recant for a five dollar bill.
Well, the Blue pill keeps you in your fantasy life. The Red pill pops you into reality which can be very jolting and not suited for the average Mary or Joe. The Green pill keeps you in your fantasy life but makes it a fantasy that you actually chose to remain in your fantasy life. Like a super fantasy fantasy to keep you purring like a fluffy kitteh in a super soft flea ridden bed with a heating pad underneath set on low.
Let me know if I can provide any further details.
PS- raising sheep? Good God no, them things are too heavy, and wiggly too.
DeleteThis is going to impinge on those Russian Bride sites, nyet?
DeleteEd, the Russian Bride sites are actually doing a Lot more business with this quarantine thing going on. Porn sites too.
Delete@ Kid
DeleteIs racism, xenophobia, and bigotry wrong if it is equally applied across the minority spectrum? I need this information because I have to update my resume.
Sam, imo racism, xenophobia, and bigotry are just examples of understanding who various groups of people are. Realism. All should be encouraged. Like I'm racist because I want MS-13 people dead? F That.
DeleteIt just occurs to me that certain labels aren't racist or bigoted if people use those same labels to self-identify.
DeleteSam, I'm not sure what you're saying. So, I'll just say I reserve the right to not like anyone in particular. Doesn't mean I'd be interested in doing them harm but I wouldn't invite them into my home either.
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ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift. Lookinto her eyes! No, don't, it'll give you a migraine.
ReplyDeleteTaylor is a girl? Crumbs ...
DeleteTaylor Swift? What the heck. I can only direct you to the Giggle Cats on the right side bar. Not too far down.
DeleteWho and WHAT is Taylor Swift?
DeleteI haven't s clue, because I am militantly opposed to Pop Culture and have been ever since ELVIS first appeared on the scene.
YUCK POO!
Franco Ta Swif just keeps popping up in the news. Like Allysa Milano, whoever the F that is.
DeleteOK, now we have LEWIS AND MARTIN? Kid and Mustang, back and forth? BOTH SO GOOD!
ReplyDeleteKid! Great list again! You MUST get these printed somewhere where more peeps would see them!!
I think Trump ought to suspend immigration forever, and I'm first and second generation! But THEY came in LEGALLY, HOPEFULLY and HAPPILY...and NOBODY SUPPORTED THEM AT FIRST BUT RELATIVES and then they did better than MOST of us HERE had! God bless America.
I've got dibbs on Martin ...
DeleteZ, I am 99% with you. We need to import people who are extremely intelligent and talented. That would be the total opposite of the ms-13 vermin.
DeleteCase in point - bringing Werner Von Braun from Germany to America after WWII got us to the moon in 1969.
@Mustang. Go for it my friend.
HAHA!!! YES! They are quite the pair, though I was thinking more along the lines of Abott & Costello.
DeleteABSOLUTELY suspend ALL Immigration for at LEAST ten years, then go back to being highly SELECTIVE as we were before the TRAVESTY and TRAGEDY of 1965 when the Party of the Ass egged on by te Internationalists decided that in the inerests of "FAIRNESS" we needed to become a NON-WHITE nation.
DeleteWell SHIT on THAT!
@DaBlade. I'd say Lewis had a lot more talent than Martin. A&C were quite the pair. That baseball thing was timeless. Still used today.
Delete@Franco, well I maintain we go Very selective as of right now. There are many deserving talented and valuable people who should be let in tomorrow. (none of them moslem) fwiw.
@ Kid ...
DeleteOh no he didn't. Being the funny man is easier than being the straight man. So in our new gig, I'm straight and you're ... um ... never mind.
But Mustang, all Martin did was sing. How hard is that if you have a voice.
DeleteThe bias liberal media. Like CNN is not called the Fake News Network for nothing. The liberal propaganda leftist media in our country seem to be working for the enemies of our country. (Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran) and not for we the American People... I often wonder whose side are these people on?
ReplyDeleteWhose side are these people on, when people like Bill Mahar is hoping for a “Recession so that President Trump would lose the election”? Whose side are these people on when Nancy Pelosi tells Jim Cramer on Nation Television that we are headed for a “Depression”? ?
Whose side are these people on, when Nitwits like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that we have Children on the Southern Boarder “Drinking out of Toilets”?
DeleteAnd this moron is setting policies for the Democratic/Socialist Party? She actually boasted about helping to drive Amazon out of New York City because of its alleged “corporate greed” and “worker exploitation.” And she cause the City to lose Thousands of new Jobs
DeleteShe is a full-blown Stupid Idiot!
Dude - It is hard to believe that some people are this stupid, so the default answer is always money. They're being paid. Cortez doesn't even know what a toilet IS.
DeleteMr/Mrs Right - Nana is being Paid for her antics.
Can anyone tell me what's in the $2 trillion stimulus package, and WHY are Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer getting virtually everything they wanted, and why the Republicans are celebrating this as a great victory?
ReplyDeleteThe government is sending Billions to cities, counties, states, and corporations that don’t need any help at all and the Democrat’s special interests are getting so much. While the hard working American Men and Women who have worked their whole lives, and saved their entire lives are practically financially dead! It’s almost as if they were stricken with the virus themselves! If they are getting anything at all, they are last in line for getting anything at all.
Mr/Mrs Right - The government (99% of it) is bought and paid for.
DeleteAmericans are losing their jobs since the virus shut down our economy.
ReplyDeleteAnd while our small businesses are shutting down waiting for "Nancy Antoinette" to sign the Paycheck Protection Program Bill
Nancy Pelosi is posing in front of her $24,000 refrigerator as she blocks the funding for hurting Americans and keeps them from getting their paychecks.
We Need to Know What Did Pelosi Add to the Stimulus Bill?
Sam, we should have never done away with the guillotine.
DeleteDolly Parton claims she has never seen her shoes - pays $20 per day for shoe inspector.
ReplyDeleteNot for the normal reason, so that's believable.
Cats declared Virus Free and best defense against COVID-19. Lots of petting required.
I can't believe that for a minute.
Believe the cats Ed. You can take that to the bank.
Deleteuh oh! Cat update... Maybe they just weren't loved.
DeleteOn that subject, another update required. Mitt Romney just swiped 'like' to Nana's Tinder post.
DaBlade, it will turn out that Cats are the Answer and Cure to this virus. This I will tell you. They will develop anti-bodies and transmit them to us through their fur. I triple guarantee it.
DeleteYea, Mitt will screw anything at this point.
Hillsborough County Sheriff Chad Chronister said that Joseph Williams was let out of jail because he was eligible for bond and didn't have the funds to post it.
ReplyDeleteThe convicted felon had 35 prior arrests and was one of the 164 inmates released from Orient Road Jail in Tampa Bay, Florida.
The convicted felon had 35 prior arrests and was one of the 164 inmates released from Orient Road Jail in Tampa Bay, Florida.
Joseph Williams was one of many Prisoners who were released from the county jail last month to help reduce the spread of COVID-19.
Prisoners were released by the county jail last month to help reduce the spread of COVID-19.
What a Great plan that was, letting criminals out of prison because they might get sick......(so that they can commit murder again) Another great idea from the Democratic Socialists .Thanks a lot Democrats!
I for one really do believe that this country is headed for extinction, and from what we are seeing now, it won’t be to long until we actually see that happen. I also can see in my crystal ball the Communists and Muslims will be taking this country over, and it will be sooner rather than later. I for one have had enough of the crap being dished out by the lefty Bird brains like Pelosi, Schumer, Soros, Obamas, and the Clintons , and other Globalists, an Communist Scum in this country, like Bernie Sanders and his band od Idiots.
ReplyDeleteDid Russian hackers (or hackers of any nationality for that matter) try to influence the outcome of the 2016 Presidential Election. I would be shocked if they didn’t try. I’d be equally shocked if our elected officials weren’t so inept that they wouldn’t have known about it and would allow such a hack to go unreported. While there is some truth in their trying, but I don’t at all think that it had actually happened.. There is zero chance that a breach would be kept under wraps all this time.
Also, as long as creeps like Roberto De Niro is making millions for those third rate movies, .there is no threat of "Global Warming" because if there were, people like Barack Insane Obama wouldn't be flying allover the Middle East on a private jet to give a speech to a bunch of Rag Heads on flying Carpets about eating less steaks, and more Tofuu. And by the way, Tofuu doesn't taste like Chicken !
Agree. Or buying a 13 mil? mansion right next to the ocean.
DeleteI am simply amazed that so many Democratic-Liberals are carrying water for the Chinese, especially the Lame Stream Media right here in the USA,.
ReplyDeleteI would have espected to see that from CNN, but not from the many other news stations here in America.
Many of them are too blinded by hatred toward Donald Trump to even notice that China is killing us, slowly but surely.
They seem to be so obsessed about getting rid of Donald Trump that they will appease and capitulate to China and even to the UN at every turn. We saw that starting when Barack Obama turned his back on Israel. .The real question is why does Trump continue to be fooled by them?
Nothing to be amazed about. Democrats have been anti-America for a couple centuries now.
DeleteNote to John Kerry:
ReplyDeleteYou are no longer Secretary of State., you are no longer relevant, You had no authority, you are just a little ordinary citizen just like I am .
So, shut up, go home, close your bit mouth, stay out of President Trump’s affairs. He has accomplished more, in the year and a half that he has been in office, then you and the entire the Obama regime did, in the past 8 years.
So crawl back under the rock that you came from . No one cares what you think!
Why is Kerry allowed to roam free and give aid and comfort to America's enemies?
Delete.
ReplyDeleteWe better wake up soon, we will be screwed over by the Chinese who don’t waste their time by creating phoney stories, and hoaxes to rid themselves of a leader that they don’t like because of his hair, or his constant winning, and while we are asleep at the wheel they have steal our technology, build up their economy, improve their military, obtain new and more destructive weapons, and destroy our economy and blame us for the mistakes that they make!
All while the democratic politicians are worried about which dumbass they’ll sacrifice next to be beaten by Donald Trump! While they suck the country dry from profiting by filling their own pockets and by protecting their own political futures, thinking about what perks, pork, and privileges, that they could throw into each, and every bill that they approve.
So while the politicians run around planning what to have for dinner “Lobster, or Steak” and how they can come up with a new Anti-Trump campaign, or a new Hoax and their intelligence agencies are preoccupied digging up “Dirt” on Republicans, or Donald Trump’s past, who is watching the store? Certainly not Adam Schiff, or the inept Speaker of the House, who is so focused on her new, and expensive Refrigerator and the goodies that are in it. Or a new way that they might “Possibly”impeach Trump. Nothing that they do seems to work, so they try blaming Trump saying that he missed the early warnings of the Wuhan virus, or that he took to much time closing the boarders ( that the didn’t what to do in the first place)So that’s what they are now saying caused the United States to be inundated with sickness and death!
Not that the thousands who are sick, and dead, and dying, and that millions of people are out of work .and that the whole world’s economy is suffering because the WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION’S leadership was compromised by the Communist Chinese government and the they lied, coerced into covering it up, and spread false and misleading information that allowed time for the infectious and DEADLY Chinese Virus from Wuhan China to spread ALL over the entire word. The delay allowed the Wuhan virus to escape from China (WHERE IT STARTED) and infect, and KILL Millions allover the world.
But NO, NOT ONE SINGLE Democrats gave President Trump the credit that he deserved for imposing travel Bans on Air flights from China!
How many people remember that Director General Tedros Adhanom, the Director General of the World Health Organization, and even many of our own Leftist Politicians STRONGLY objected to Presidents Trump’s EARLY decision to impose travel bans, and restricted on China. Or that the Progressive Socialist Democrats accused Trump of Racism and Xenophobia! Even though his EARLY actions saved thousands or maybe even Millions of American lives?
And lets not forget Europe’s reaction to Trump stopping flights from infected Countries and how the left said that Trump over reacted! Had Trump not stopped flights from China early the left would have called it racist and unwarranted!
So no matter not what Trump would have done he would have been wrong when it come to the fringe left! Even Creepy Gropin Uncle Joe Biden called the president “xenophobia, Racist, and fear mongering”..
They even were Pissed off when the President called the Virus the “Chinese Virus”, where else did the virus came from Mars?
The people on the left would rather take what the Chinese say as Gospel then believe Donald Trump. The Democrats, including Joe Biden, have dropped the ball on this on!
Try and wake up....before its too late!
The Leftist’s Idol Bill DeBlasio says he will PERMANENTLY shut down churches and synagogues who do not comply.
ReplyDeleteBut didn’t mention the Mosques!
Of Course....
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvXYFQRxYIA&feature=share
ReplyDeletePatriot. Yea..
DeleteThe Democrats entire campaign strategy for beating Trump's "America First" philosophy is pushing for open borders, rooting for Communist China, building sanctuary cities for illegals and removing freedom of speech... And if anyone doesn’t like it that is your party's platform.. like it or not.
ReplyDeleteDoris. You got it. Not sure why it is not obvious to more people at this point.
DeleteYea, they want to eliminate the 1st and 2nd amendment then most if not all the rest of them after that.