Thursday, April 23, 2020

News !

300 million Americans file for unemployment benefits.  Government suspects fraud.

Federal judge's order for everyone to only go out in public naked declared as overreach.  Trump asks for swift Supreme Court review.

New York Times reports that the New York Times is a worthless fake news rag and should be avoided at all costs.

Las Vegas Casinos claim they are 100% sterile. Problem is no one can see through fog of disinfecting sprays.

With forced "mail in" ballot voting for primaries, only 3 people have voted across the country.

With many restaurants out of business, China is forcing them to sell so they can take over food industry in US. 

Chinese Brides now selling for Zero dollars.  Chinese brides expected to be major infiltrator force to take over US Government.

President Donald Trump Orders Naval Airstrike on U.N. Building - instructs to make it look like Iranian swift boat attack.

Iranian Leaders: Entire galaxy will be destroyed if US Warships screw with us.  Whatever.

AOC unsatisfied with Instagram "like" totals for Spaghettio deviled Eggs recipe.  Planning toast and scrambled eggs recipe for next video.

Bradley Manning suing US Army for turning him into transgender Frankenstein.

Sex Toy businesses Off The Charts with worldwide quarantines.

Democrats buying Billions of pre-filled out democrat "vote by mail ballots" from China.

As crude oil piles up, Joe Biden declares Gulf Ocean water surface best place for storage.

As quarantine environment Food Delivery wars intensify, gangs of nude and partially nude women compete for delivery services.
Many cat fights recorded on Ring doorbell videos, posted on social media.

Joe Biden claims that with new Sopwith Camel aircraft, the USA is invincible.

Stocks set to Rally for God Knows Why.


  1. pre-post comment disclaimer. It is after 5pm heare imn mid-miscigan and I am five fingers into the Woodford Reserve. 5:34p - ejected said bourbon doubled-barreled nostril style after watching biden vid with picture of grand daughters and his sister-wife.

    byttw these are all really funny.

    1. Thanks So Much Mr Blade. Enjoy! I did Jim Beam back in the olden days. :)

  2. I should probably point out that for the past twenty years, all Chinese brides came from Vietnam.

    You know what? If I was a Moslem, and looked about at all the really-bad shit that happens to Moslems, Moslem villages and towns, Moslem economies and the general ugliness of Moslem women (which is why they cover themselves) ... I’d be looking for a new god ...

    I need some clarification, please.
    1. Does the safe-distancing rule in brothels mean that it must be something further distant than the width of a condom?
    2. Are retirees eligible for unemployment benefits?
    3. Is it true that the NYT supported the Iranians in their recent swift boat attack on the UN building?
    4. Can you confirm that Bradley Manning is on your news staff? I heard that rumor.
    5. Is Bella Cummins part of the home food delivery program?
    6. Can I get an extension on what I owe you for the “In the news” periodical? I’m still waiting for my stimulus check.

    Finally, does Slow Joe realize that Sopwith Aviation went out of business in 1920? I know, I know ...

  3. Mustang. Lol

    Moslems... You'd think huh. But no, their mission is to extend the shithole to entire planet.

    -Brothels... Dang, I dunno. I've never eaten at one.
    -Retirees are actually required to pay additional taxes my friend as I recently found out.
    -NYT sends lot of money to Iran, most of that money comes from Planned Parenthood and the Clinton Foundation.
    -I have been resisting Bradley's requests for contact to great success so far.
    -Who the hell is Bella? But you're probably right.
    -Of course extensions are available for special friends. I hope you won't abuse the privilege.
    - Joe knows nothing about nothing outside of the kinds of panties little girls tend to wear.

    1. BORDELLO's of Brooklyn is the best Italian restaurant in the USA. Mdama Pussi Galore is the friendly chef who comes out to sit in the gentlemen customer's laps and murmur sweet nothings into their ears while they wait for their ravioli pudendare, lasagne virgine, spaghetti venera, pizza cazzo grande, insalata micturia and gelato smegmarone to come out.

    2. Holy Carp Franco ! I must visit !

  4. In 194 days Americans will be voting for OUR next President, WHERE IS THIS GUY??? Everyday OUR President holds hours long press conferences, where he stands an answers questions, mostly from a hostile press. Governor’s also hold daily pressers and take questions as do some County executives. SO WHERE THE HELL IS PROFESSOR BIDEN?? My guess is Democrats are scared shitless to have him out in public, let alone answering questions. YET THEY WANT YOU TO VOTE FOR HIM

  5. It’s unfortunate that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi isn’t running for President. The latest ad by the Trump campaign is nothing short of a masterclass in how to expose an unforced error by an opponent. But even though she’s not running for the highest office, her position as Speaker and the de facto leader of her party still hurts them.

    When she decided to be interviewed in her home for The Late Late Show with James Corden, she should have feigned a somber tone. Despite the show’s comedic nature, the current situation with the coronavirus crisis should have prompted her to remain serious, at least on camera. But her true nature living in the bubble as a lifetime Washington DC power player came out. The Trump campaign took full advantage of her faux pas.

    This ad was a masterpiece, one that will define Nancy Pelosi for the rest of her career. The decision to do the interview and how she handled it demonstrate the mentality of a woman who ripped up the State of the Union and impeached a President over nothing

  6. You are a treasure...SO funny....NEW SOPWITH CAMEL!!
    HOW do you come UP with this stuff? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    1. THANK YOU SO MUCH Z !!!! ahahaha

    2. Z, btw - I get most of it from the giggle cats....

  7. Looks like you have a lot of time on your hands!! Thanks.... needed this.... :)

    1. Oh, I maintain this stuff writes itself Bunk !

      Thank You !

  8. The Paper Checks do have Trumps name, bottom left, but there is no delay.
    Some people recieved theirs in the mail box today.
    The paper Check.

    1. TS/WS, Mine was direct deposit some number of days ago.

  9. FORGET THE LIE that CNN has been spreading about President Trump saying to digest “Disinfectant’. We ALL KNOW, or SHOULD KNOW that was a complete LIE, and never happened,
    But where is the Outcry about, and let us not forget when Nancy Pelosi, the person who was actually picked by the Democrats to be the Speaker of the House, inviting people to congregate in San Francisco’s Chinatown s and saying “I’m here today to say thank you to the Chinese community for the sense of family values and sense of community that they provide.But also to say to everyone: we should come to Chinatown. Precautions have been taken by our city. We know that there is concern surrounding tourism, traveling all throughout the world, but we think it’s very safe to be in our Chinatown and hope that others will come. It’s lovely here. The food is delicious, the shops are prospering, the parade was great. And Walking tours will continue. Please come and visit and enjoy Chinatown.”
    This was done when the Presidents GUIDE LINES stated to “keep 6 feet apart from the person near you,
    This was a new virus, never seen before in the human population and most of the scientists were as clueless about it, so stay Away From Crowds!”

    For some people who may have followed Nancy’s advice that advice may never been Fatal!

    1. Everything from the left is a lie Mr Miller.

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