Saturday, June 30, 2018

Where Democrats and Other Evil Creatures Go For Happy Hour

Sometimes even the dark dust of interstellar space has a serene beauty. One such place occurs toward the constellation of Taurus. The filaments featured here can be found on the sky between the Pleiades star cluster and the California Nebula. This dust is not known not for its bright glow but for its absorption and opaqueness....

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Wednesday, June 27, 2018

In Review - If the Hildebeast Had Been Elected Instead of DJ Trump

Neil Gorsuch would not be on the Supreme Court.  Some POS like eric holder would be there and Ruth Buzzi would be replaced by now with a much younger Ruth Buzzi.
The stock market would be flailing, 401K's would be going nowhere.
Consumer confidence would not be at an all-time high.
Jobs would still be stagnating because of Obama’s regulations.
Mortgage applications for new homes would be stagnating
Unemployment rate would be high and mis-reported.
Obama era regulations would still have their jackboot on the necks of American companies.  Wage growth would be stagnating, people still paying too much tax.
The war on coal would still be going on, Energy prices would be rising.
Dodd-Frank regulations would still be in place.
American jobs would still be headed out of country
Investments from major businesses such as Foxconn, Ford ,Toyota, Intel amd others will build here now would be non-existent
Illegal immigration would be skyrocketing and we'd be importing moslem vermin like popcorn.
Border wall? Pfffffft
Sanctuary cities would not be a concept because we'd be a sanctuary country.
Comey would still be FBI director. 
Major crime at the federal level would still be hidden.
ISIS would still be abusing the world
F-35 fighter jets would be incredibly expensive, even more so than today.
Lobbyists would still be on a feeding frenzy in the federal government.
We'd still be paying Iran to terrorize the world
No tax Reform.  Tax Increases.
NAFTA would still be putting the hurt on America
TPP would still be putting the hurt on America
Ditto the Paris Accord for the climate scam.
MS-13 would be invited into the US
Religious Freedom would be out the window.   lgbt people would be encouraged to put Christian bakers and florists out of business,
Education would probably be in such a state that kids would be required to pledge allegiance to that fuck allah.
The VA would still be abusing the shit out of our Veterans
No pipelines
Food Stamp use would be growing exponentially.
We'd be sending Billions if not trillions to shithole countries dictators.
We'd be paying for abortion for aliens on other planets.
 We'd be sending shitloads of aid dollars to every moslem vermin savage paradise country known to man.
Apple and many other companies would still be shielding massive amounts of money overseas.
Gitmo would be closed and the terrorist pukes released back into the wild.
We'd still be paying N Korea massive amounts of extortion money for them to fund their weapons programs.
People that do not belong to a union would still be required to give them money that would used to fund democrat puke campaigns.

Think about That. :-)

Most important of all, that note about the Supreme Court makeup on line 1.  America would be fucked with no hope of recovery. None. Nada. Nyet.

On the slightly positive side, we would not be hearing from such pukes as maxine waters, jim carrey, bob deniro, pete fonda, etc because the pukes would all be as happy as pigs in shit with the beast in the white house.  Yea, Not worth the trade-off.

Maybe you folks could add some more.

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

General Won Hung Lo Greets Dear Leader Now Back From Singapore

Kim Jong Un: Paging General Hung Lo! Come to Office Observation Deck on Southeast Wing of Palace !

General Hung Lo arrives almost out of breath from sprinting across promenade level of North West Wing of Palace.

KJ: We have much to talk about Hung.  You will make lots of Dear Leader Thoughts Notes today.

GH: I have my DLTN right here Greatest One !

KJ: Looking out window at beach property.  General Hung, come look through window.  We gonna build Trump hotels on beach right there in middle and get rid of noisy guns.  Also several comfort women's forces resorts (CWFR's). Here, here, over here, and there and many tourist resorts for women with big American breasts to lay out and sun.

Be sure to have many telescopes installed here on observation deck.

GH: It is wonderful Idea Deares...

KJ: No talk Hung, just write.

GH: Nods acceptance of Dearest Leader command.

KJ: Over here we have combination stock market exchange and casino, hard to tell difference anyways. Contact world stock exchanges about investing in new DPRK economic boom time. Wait, not Boom time, Expansion time. Almost make first mistake of life there.  

Great Tweeter tell me how to become billionaire. Easy when own stock exchange and casinos !

Tweeter tells me I get 30% of take and Tweeter secretly remove Klipsey Kleme sanctions right away.  I skim even more while Tweeter not looking of course.

Next go pet store get cute kittens.  Propaganda minister sister gonna make videos of Great Leader playing with cute kittens and post on instraglam, stupid facebook, snapchats and all rest of creepy social blobs.  Evlybody love me and want to hug me after that.

We build huge amusement park next to closed nuclear test site.  I sure land is safe.

Soon world will be sending us food, money, anything we want.  My annihilation plan work perfectly.  Even Great Tweeter thinks His idea.  Oh Ho Ho Hos !

Also guess whats !

Tweeter show me his beast limo.  He has toilet too, but he say just in case.  I berieve him.

Get on horn to Iran and make deal to sell them all nuclear components we have. Get good price.  Ayotoilets guys big plicks but not good hagglers when chance to get ready made WMD's,  If no good price, contact Chechens.  They also stupid bastards.
Almost forget, best chef from Singapore summit hotel in trunk of limo.  Release and take him to palace kitchen.  I hungry again. Damn Chinese Food.

That is all for now General Hung Lo.  I am very stressed and tired from great summit. 

GH: But I have many compriments for you Greatest Leader !

KJ: I already hear all compriments from seclet transmission from Hung Lo apartment posted on right wing cat kid blog

Take special Great Reader kiss up medal from shelf and sing Happy Days Here Again on way out, not Moon River, I tired of that one.

GH: Happy days are here again, la laa dee da deee da dee da..

.. Transmission ends ..

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Special Won Hung Lo Update While Dear Leader Still Partying in Singapore

We Find Hung Lo at home with his wife Sweet Cherryot.  Sweet is helping Hung Lo prep for next meeting with Dear Leader..

This is picture from yesterday when Hung Lo very worried about new job and Sweet almost vomit from nerves.  Also worried about damaging new Macbook Pro given to Hung Lo by Dear Leader.
Sweet tell Hung "Keep that cat off this thing!"  Also don't want to be kicked out of new luxury apartment generously provided as part of Hung's new Dear Leader Kiss Up job.

Today, here is Hung Lo and Sweet making their last will and signing life insurance papers just in case Dear Leader's personal toilet in limo break down or who know what might set Kim Jong Un off..

Sweet Cherryot begin quizing Hung Lo..

SC: When leave house tomorrow what you take with you?
HL: First thing DLTN (dear leader thoughts notebook), second thing spare DLTN, third thing brand new pens.
SC: Correct.

SC shows Hung picture of proper posture for holding and writing in DLTN.

SC: How will you compliment Dearest Leader when he return.
HL: I tell him Whole Why Whirl (Dennis Rodman teach me to say it like that) say he fantastic deal maker. Probably better than Great Tweeter. Everybody want to hug him now.  I tell him I put him in for Nobel Peace Prize.  I also tell him he very shrewd to spot special pen with DJ Trump signature imprinted on it they try to get him to use to sign agreement and demand new very special DPRK Authorized pen.

SC: Goods what else?
HL: I tell him he look very thin and handsome and Great Tweeter make stupid fat joke at special summit and he Great Leader for not canceling Great Summit on the spot.  Shows he is man of the world not to be toppled by dumb Tweeter joke.

SC: Goods what else?
HL: Ahhhhhh, I tell him I have order in for many cases Klipsey Klemes as soon as Klipsey Kleme sanction lifted and meanwhile I try to get from black market but all I find so far is 200 lb block of 10 year aged cheddar cheese and chocolate moon pies.  I have in fridge and guarded by Pleasure Squad Team 6.

SC: Very good Hung Lo now take me to bed right now you big stud or lose me forevers !

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

God Bless the American and Allied Attack Force of D-Day and Their Families

Those who stormed the beaches.  Those who rode gliders into occupied territory.  Those who parachuted in behind enemy lines.  All of them.

We can't thank you enough.  The world can't thank you enough.

Those of you who made it back and especially those who did not.

Monday, June 4, 2018

Breaking (shocking) News ! N Korea. Top 3 Military Officials Replaced !

North Korea's top three military officials have been removed from their posts, a senior U.S. official told Reuters on Sunday, as U.S. President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un (un not oon) prepare to meet on June 12 in Singapore. The U.S. official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, was commenting on a report by South Korea's Yonhap news agency that all three of the North's top military officials were believed to have been replaced.
"The North appears to have brought in new figures amid the changes in inter-Korean relations and the situation on the Korean Peninsula as the previous officials lacked flexibility in thinking," an intelligence source said, South Korean news agency Yonhap reported.

The U.S. official did not identify the three military officials. Yonhap identified them as defense chief Pak Yong Sik; Ri Myong Su, chief of the Korean People's Army's (KPA) general staff; and Kim Jong Gak, director of the KPA's General Political Bureau.
Citing an unnamed intelligence official, Yonhap said No Kwang Chol, first vice minister of the Ministry of People's Armed Forces, had replaced Pak Yong Sik as defense chief, while Ri Myong Su was replaced by his deputy, Ri Yong Gil. No is considered a moderate in the North Korea leadership, Yonhap reported.

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No Kwang Chol !?  Are you kidding me, that guy is very un-Chol! (according to unnamed source speaking on condition of anonimacrappity)
Add these individuals to General Dong and General Wang which we know about from past secret transmissions and we having big times shakeups North of 38th parallel !

What might be happening here ?  Based upon my inside sources, none of these clowns followed protocol when engaging the Comfort Women's Forces, ordered by special decree from Kim Jung Un (not oon) Long Time ago.

It reads "Anytime being serviced by CWF's or PST6 (Comfort Womens Forces or Pleasure Squad Team 6) it is mandatory to sing and/or hum Andy Williams music.  In Example: While bedding beautiful CWS or PST6, must sing "Moooon Rivver, Wider than a mire... I'm Clossing you in Style.. Some days.. Do dooo DEE DOO De DOOOOOO, DOoOOO de doo.. Doo de doo de dooo.. de doo."  Unless name is Kim Jong Un.

We find Newly Minted Top General Hung Lo watching youtubes of Andy Williams and committing lyrics and melodies to memory.

At same time, wife of Hung Lo on computer buying life insurance policy from Progressive Ins Co.

In other DPRK News. 

Kim Jong Un getting golfer lessons, trying to duplicate dad's 11 holes in one in first game so he can impress Great Tweeter.

Information probably gonna be light until Great Tweeter Meeting mid-June.