Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Those Poor Millennials !!!

LOL.  Ok, at one time in my life early on, I could occasionally get stressed about bills.  I didn't have much money and had no idea about White Privilege in those days.  (Who knew a white guy could just go to a certain place and people would hand them stacks of $100 bills...) 
Well, lets show some empathy and hope they can find a way to make it through the rest of their pathetic lives...  Hey kids, time to wash the dishes ! lol. 
Here are the top 20 stressful scenarios reported by millennials:
1. Losing wallet/credit card
2. Arguing with partner
3. Commute/traffic delays
4. Losing phone
5. Arriving late to work
6. Slow WiFi
7. Phone battery dying
8. Forgetting passwords
9. Credit card fraud
10. Forgetting phone charger
11. Losing/misplacing keys
12. Paying bills
13. Job interviews
14. Phone screen breaking
15. Credit card bills
16. Check engine light coming on
17. School loan payments
18. Job security
19. Choosing what to wear
20. Washing dishes

Sunday, March 17, 2019

President Trump is Secretly Funding the NRA to Kill New Zealand Moslems

The Executive Branch of the Federal Government has allocated 5 billion out of the 97 Billion that the federal government is using to maintain their absurd budgets by spending the money on cocaine, hookers, booze, and golf carts in order to fund mercenaries to fly or swim to New Zealand in order to kill New Zealand moslem vermin.

You can take that to the bank.

I heard it from this guy. This may be ray cranston, but sources were not immediately available on request.

I think a well organized protest with Soros provided signage is in order to prevent this tragedy.  LOL








Spiral Galaxy With a Strange Chewy Center

This one does offer up a large bigify high resolution version of the image if you click again once at the APOD site.  Once you zoom in you will be able to look for suitable habitation spots for our 3 yr old libtard carbon based life forms that can't seem to get out of way of civilization's progress and who unsuccessfully try to annoy us at every turn.


As a bonus for St Paddy's day, here are the intoxicated Giggle Cats.



Sunday, March 10, 2019

Peacock Spiders

Each about the size of a grain of rice.  Surely we could train these charismatic spiders to deal with not only the libtard but the moslem vermin problem as well.  Currently, they need a bit more CO2 in order to  procreate at the levels required for such a task.  We need them in the trillions.

Everyone !  Breath !

Click the image to see the variations discovered so far.  Darn they are Cute !



UPDATED LINK FOR PEACOCK SPIDERS  Apparently they have their own website.

There are also Vids on Youtube.


Friday, March 8, 2019

Time to Catch Up on The Universe

Click the images but of course for a high resolution image and description written by a professional.

Matterhorn, Moon and Meteor - Imagine climbing that sucker in winter....




Orion Over the Austrian Alps


Apparently we Are the center of the universe.


Jupiter - One Heck of a Planet



Just a pic - Milky Way over Deadvlei in Namibia


So Close, So Far



Thursday, March 7, 2019

My Plan For Saving America

Exile all the moslems to the ME.  Never let a single moslem into a civilized country anywhere ever. Why?

 
 
They’ll kill each other off in short order because they cannot exist without murdering someone including each other on a weekly basis.
 
America will stop supporting all of the failed socialist economy countries. They will change or die.
 
Create a country for all liberal progressive socialists, promise them commercial free living.  Then when they all coagulate in this new territory, bring back the commercials and phishing scams and drive them out of their skulls.  Promise free tattoos and piercings.

Never feed them or give them money.  They will either become capitalists or die, either way good.
 
Socialist countries who have managed to survive will join a new consortium called the civilized countries.  This consortium will declare that any country that is misbehaving to the tune of say an Iran or N Korea will be simply wiped off the map using a constant barrage of non-radioactive munitions even if it takes 5 years of dropping MOABS.  The pricks will all cease to exist.  Sure, some innocent people will suffer but millions upon millions upon billions of future people will never ever find themselves living in a literal torture chamber ever again.
 
Getting rid of all the assholes will bring the human/resources matrix back into healthy equalibrium.  God will appreciate our efforts to correct His only one mistake.


 
Any and All crimes against children outside of parental or scholarly discipline will be a mandatory death sentence.
 
Firearms training starting at age 6 and firearms ownership at age 10 will be mandatory for all citizens.
 
If someone commits a serious crime on you and you failed to shoot the sumbitch it’s on you and everyone around you who is no doubt armed.
 
Anyone attempting to be PC will receive a mandatory 5 yr jail sentence.  If you can’t prove you’ve offended someone in the last 12 months, it is a $1000 fine up to a year in jail depending on the number of PC related offences you’ve stacked up.  Utter any of the following words or phrases and receive a minimum 10 year sentence:
-Cultural Appropriation
-Virtue Signaling
-Misogynist
-Racist

Use the words Epic or Adorable out of context or inappropriately and it's a $1000 fine.  The fine goes up $100 for every repeat offense.
 
Folks, it is now going to take you 3 years to get a real drivers license.  You will be tested in all weather conditions and potential road events where defensive driving and accident avoidance is necessary.  A score of 95 out of 100 is required.

Rear end someone in rush hour traffic and lose your license for a year. In non-rush hour traffic and it's 6 months.
 
Anyone driving in the high speed lane of any freeway with more than 10 car lengths of empty road in front of them or under the speed limit will pay a $1000 fine and serve up to 3 months in jail depending on their number of past offences.
 
Voting will be made 100% secure and politicians will need to receive a majority vote every 3 months in order to stay in office and remain qualified for a pension.
 
Fake news will be punishable by sentences of years in prison.  With Bubba or Rosie O'donnell depending on the gender of the offender.

The Supreme Court will not rule on any subject not clearly addressed by the Constitution.  If voters decide they must rule, an Amendment convention will be convened and an Amendment written and voted on to address the issue.
 
No Neon Green Hair !  Well, ok if you must.  Free Will must prevail.

Scammers and writers of computer Malware will receive the death sentence.
 
I feel much calmer now.  Perhaps you have some ideas of your own to add.