A'aight, You've Been Clamoring For It. Here It Is.

SO, What Happens Next ?

I predict Shocking, Awesome, Epic, Rocking, Toppling type things.

Maybe Joe will give us a clue in this title tune from the latest album...

Earth Day !

SAVE THE PLANET !!!!

The Boy Inna The Bubble, by Father Guido Sarducci

Blown by the wind from a massive star, this interstellar apparition has a surprisingly familiar shape. Cataloged as NGC 7635, it is also known simply as The Bubble Nebula. Although it looks delicate, the 7 light-year diameter bubble offers evidence of violent processes at work. Above and left of the Bubble's center is a hot, O-type star, several hundred thousand times more luminous and some 45 times more massive than the Sun.....

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Lyric Translations, First in a Series of Maybe 1.

Songs like:

• To all the girls I've loved before
• Freebird
• Ramblin man
• Don't think twice it's all right
• 50 ways to leave your lover
• By the time I get to Phoenix

 Lyric Translation:

I'm tired of having sex with you girl
So I'm leaving

The rest of the lyrics are just nonsense bullshit. Fyi.

EMERGENCY MEETING DPRK HQ, PingPong, North Korea Hacked by Kid's Unnamed Sources !!

Kim Jong Un: General Wang, General Dong, General Ping, General Pang, General Kong !  Come Qrick !

Generals in Unison: We here Greatest Leader ! How can we be of service !?

KJ: I'm guess you notice Greatest Tweeter Trump has shot over 100 missiles into Syria just like he said after giving warning to Greatest Judo Black Belt President Putin of Russia.  Judo man say he will shoot down missiles.  Judo man say there would be many consequences for missile strike.

Nothing happen.  Judo man now say he plan to ask UK Prime Rib Minister Theresa Maybe "embarrasing questions" at next G7 meeting!  What Hell With That ?!  I'm thinks Judo man really afraid of Great Tweeter now.  I'm thinks Great Tweeter more powerful than anybody know.

When meet Great Tweeter, we need plan to make sure Tweeter not get mad at DPRK.

Generals in Unison: Greatest Leader, first we must offer Great Tweeter very best DPRK Comfort Women.  Here Picture.

KJ: Yes they vely beautiful. I notice small hands too, that good, but 3 not going to be enough for Great Tweeter.  Do you not read news?  Tweeter spend only 30 minutes with porn girls and Playboy Bunny girls and already not satisfied and need more !

Generals in Unison: We suggest to bring in Pleasure Squad 1 and 2 Great Leader !  Here Pictures !

 KJ: Yes, Vely Goods.  But I still think we need more.  He will be here two days !

Generals in Unison: Dearest Leader, should we also send in Pleasure Squad Team 6 ?  Here top secret Pictures from last deployment to Hot Landing Zone !

KJ: I'm afraids so..  We cannot take a chance of cluster snafu screw up.  This first time we meet with American President since Korean War !  And it has to be Great Tweeter, Studly Man who can pleasure 200 women in single day.

We should have done this meeting when Balack Oblama in White House.  All we would have need would have been Bathhouse Team 3....

KJ: Ok, How we entertain on 2nd day ?

Generals in Unison:  We have Good News Dearest Leader !  Just Yesterday we Hack into Greatest Blog in Western Hemisphere 'Kid Pussycat Diary' and steal dinner menu written by greatest chef in Western Hemisphere 'FreeThinke'.  We feed Great Tweeter until he pass out in Food Coma !
Here is Menu.

KJ: Vely Good. Each take new Supreme Accomplish Medal (w/Pussycat Device) from top shelf.

Generals in Unison: Thanks You Greatest Leader ! Purrrow !

KJ: Now for Meeting Details.  I suggest we end wartime with S Korea, make peace treaty, start eating like Bosses again and get back to good old days of food, fun, and sex.  Xi Jiningping tell me he send us many more comfort squads and reopen supply lines.  I really want that Play Station 4 and a Starbucks outside Palace.  Maybe I'll even be able to wear comfortable underwear, get new suits in different colors, soft shoes, decent barber, get my teeth straightened, get regular mani-pedi's, get that new Camaro....

Generals in Unison:  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I Didn't See Any Pizza Places Here Either.....

Looks inviting though.

Surprise, An Interesting Pic Of Mars

Deep shadows create dramatic contrasts between light and dark in this high-resolution close-up of the martian surface.

Still no pizzza parlors.

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The Witches Broom Nebula

Lets not go there.... Anyhoo:

Ten thousand years ago, before the dawn of recorded human history, a new light would suddenly have appeared in the night sky and faded after a few weeks. Today we know this light was from a supernova, or exploding star, and record the expanding debris cloud as the Veil Nebula, a supernova remnant.....

Read More at APOD....

I'm Behind on My Space Posts

So, here are a bunch of em.  Click on the pic to get the info.

Brain Nebula, AKA liberal free zone

 

Dusty Gilligan's Island Universe

Hubble Deep Field - Definitely Click This One

Flaming Star Nebula, (Not to be confused with the Flaming Queen Nebula of the San Francisco Constellation)

Firework Galaxy, Maybe the universe is countless fireworks going off in agonizingly slow motion.

That Crazy Orion Again

Well, there are only 10 trillion more galaxies to explore !

Guitar Shredding Tommy Emmanuel Style

In other news Africa seems to be splitting into two continents.  Don't get excited,  it won't happen for a million years they say.  So why bring it up?  Ok, I'm so sorry. Uncle Albert.

Oh, and Bradley Manning is going to marry Bruce Jenner.