Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Ok, Let's Take It Easy Out There

 and enjoy a relaxing tune Tommy wrote about one of his daughters a long time ago.  I'm guessing her name is Angelina.




Sunday, December 20, 2020

Have a Laugh

A young Jay Leno describes my time flying when I worked for an International company in the 1990's..  To a T.




Friday, December 18, 2020

"The Name Came From The Concept that If You Imagine Yourself in a Golden Room...

 you can protect your spirit from outside influences that you see as negative or evil".

- Joe Satriani


The tune first locates the evil, then purges it.  Get out it says. When the evil has gone you find yourself in a Nirvannic state of happiness, comfort and bliss.

Friends join me in The Golden Room.




Tuesday, December 15, 2020

When Jupiter Aligns With Saturn

It is the age of WTFARIUS.

Click the pick and win a free Kamala Harris Bobblehead kneeling in front of a man spreading Joey Biden.  But wait, there's more, use this underage Barbie doll to tickle Joey's leg hairs and watch him ....



Sunday, December 6, 2020

Pretty Cool

A journey through space using actual images from the Hubble culminating in a trip through celestial objects such as galaxies within the Deep Field image.

The video begins (first 6 min) with a quick trip through our solar system before leaving for outer space.

The Hubble Deep Field image appears at 16:30 in the video.

From Wikipedia, linked in the following:

The Hubble Deep Field is an image of a small region in the constellation Ursa Major, constructed from a series of observations by the Hubble Space Telescope. It covers an area about 2.6 arcminutes on a side, about one 24-millionth of the whole sky, which is equivalent in angular size to a tennis ball at a distance of 100 metres.[1] The image was assembled from 342 separate exposures taken with the Space Telescope's Wide Field and Planetary Camera 2 over ten consecutive days between December 18 and 28, 1995


Saturday, December 5, 2020

Friday, December 4, 2020

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Purple !!

Don't scratch and sniff, they might confuse you with Joe Biden.  Click instead.



Hey, here's some good news... The beast is not actually going to run at the last minute.  Plus, I haven't seen any recent pictures or heard the scraggly voice of that satanic moldy clinton non-human for months now.  That moldy lump of human (or is it beastial) excrement by the side of the road may actually be on its way out of the daily news stream.  Finally.

I haven't seen anything about Justy Bliebers either, nor any of the usual suspects and communist MSM favorites with dark slimey smelly stuff for brains that can't seem to keep their mouths shut for more than 2 seconds.

 

I mean, that's something right?

 

Now if we can just have someone suggest to AG Barr that he might not want to rely on "FBI Investigations" for anything more than who threw Suzy's underwear up in a tree, we'd be maybe getting somewhere.


So what else is going on?

 


Monday, November 30, 2020

So, There is a RUMOR That CIA Director Gina Haspel Has Been Arrested for Treason

Wouldn't that be cool? 

Not going to bother with a link because it's a Rumor. Imagine who she could roll over on though.

I only posted this because I must have said a million times "wake me up when someone is indicted".  We'll see but in the meantime, it is a small sweet condiment in the overall criminal scheme.

Friday, November 20, 2020

Tired of The Lip Service ?

 If you're like me, the answer is YES.

Go here and there is 100% certainty DJT will remain in the White House, go there and there is 100% certainty some woman from California who couldn't even get 1% of the democrat primary vote will be sitting in the Oval Office selling America to the highest bidders.

But here is a video I found worth watching.  Trump's legal beagle eagle explaining to the media what putrid pieces of shit they are.  9 minutes and change but I couldn't hit the pause button.

 

 


Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Just In Case I Don't Get The Chance

 to post this sometime in December or early January, I'm doing it early.

Now just imagine Donald Trump as the Hulk and everyone on the left as Loki.



Sunday, November 15, 2020

More From the Big Pond While We Await Racial Justice

 Click on the images or get ticketed for taking a shower without a Covey mask.

 

Have you had your filaments this morning?


No need to climb the mountain


What does your Soul look like?


Tarantulas everywhere !

This one is only 58 thousand trillion miles wide.


 



Thursday, November 5, 2020

Time to Catch Up On Outer Space, Click Baby Click !

 The Dragons of Ara


Elephants Trunk Nebula

Right Here on Earth, Looks Alien to Me


Just a Galaxy, How Many Cats Over There


Giant Squid in a Flying Bat


Clouds of Rho Ophiuchi


Center of The Trifid Nebula


Looks Like This From a Distance


And Then This in Pennsylvania



Tuesday, November 3, 2020

A little Pre-Election Tune

Forget the nonsensical lyrics and hopefully enjoy one of the masters.  The best there is today imo.

That "CGP" on the neck of his guitar stands for Certified Guitar Player.  The moniker was given to him by Chet Atkins who gave it to himself originally as a bit of humor.  He since gave one to Tommy and one to Steve Wariner. Some humor is also involved there too but Chet certainly respected each of their ability to play.  In case you were wondering.




Sunday, November 1, 2020

Galaxy Sex

 Excerpts

"This [outer] ring's blue color is caused by massive stars that are blue hot and have formed only in the past few million years."  [Hot Young Massive Blue Stars - AKA: Sugar Babies]

 "The inner galaxy appears older, redder, and threaded with cool filamentary dust. "  [Older Redder Galaxy surrounded by hot young stars.... [AKA: Cougar , Sugar Mommy]

"Quite likely, UGC 1810 will devour its galactic sidekick over the next billion years...." 

How else is one to decipher such information. APOD is obviously a family friendly site, so details such as these need to be put in code. Voila. I am available to translate.

View the pornographic scene if you dare and read all the sordid details.

Also keeping up with the election, Joe Biden has made the following statement "Geedlechumpersrazeacrakrtitel Bejooah !



 

Friday, October 30, 2020

Bubbles !

 No, not the stripper.  

These are the result of activity at the final phase in the life of a star or two in this case.

I wonder if Joe Biden will produce some sort of bubble at the end of his political life on Nov 4.. 

Anyway, click the pic to read the description and explore these phenomena in excruciating detail.

 


 



Thursday, October 15, 2020

Highlights of the Hearings for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett

Lindsey Graham: Good morning Ms Barrett.  As we open these hearings to determine if you are suited and qualified for the position of Supreme Court Jurist, do you have any opening statements?


Amy: Yes, let me just say to all of you and some of you -

Those whom I love, I reprove and discipline, so be zealous and repent. 

Do not fear what you are about to suffer. Behold, the devil is about to throw some of you into prison, that you may be tested, and for ten days you will have tribulation. Be faithful unto death, and I will give you the crown of life.
 
Graham: Very good Ms Barrett, let me open the questioning by going to Senator Leahy.
 
 
Leahy: Ms Barrett I would like to know how you would rule on a potential Emoluments Clause case involving President Trump. This committee has it on good authority that Trump organizations have received 27 trillion dollars in rent payments since he was elected.
 
Amy: I could not rule on what appears to be heresay and I was also not aware that Presidential Nominee Joe Biden would have the ability to ask questions in this hearing through the committee members.
 
Leahy: Nevermind, let's move to the next questioner then.
 
Senator Booker: What do you say to those who claim you will not judge based on the Constitution but instead by the Bible?

Amy:  Senator, let me quote from Mathew 5:17 through 18
"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished."

Senator Booker with a follow up question: Ms Barrett, isn't it true that the Republicans are trying to ram you down our throats in the middle of an election and wouldn't you agree that these are very bad people for doing this?
 
Amy: Let me just continue with a quote from Mathew 5:22 "But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother shall be guilty before the court; and whoever says to his brother, ‘You good-for-nothing,’ shall be guilty before the supreme court; and whoever says, ‘You fool,’ shall be guilty enough to go into the fiery hell."

Senator Booker cowers down behind the committee table trying to remember his prayers from confession when they forced him to go in 2nd grade.

Lindsey Graham: Let me warn the members of this committee that I'm getting close to screaming "This is a Sham!".  Don't make me do it.

Senator Hirono: Ms Barret, I must ask you as I have asked all Supreme Court Nominees with a first name of Amy and last name of Barrett..  Have you ever been accused of or convicted or even thought of committing sexual assault, or for example have you ever had say a 10 year old boy undress in front of you so you could enjoy his young manly fruits while he sponged down your naked body with pineapple flavored bubble bath and...
Lindsey Graham:  That's Enough Senator !
Senator Hirono: Please answer the question Ms Barrett.
Amy: No, I haven't. Have you senator?  Then Amy turned to also look at Senator Harris' face which clearly showed a lustful excitement and then she stared intently into Harris' sunken eyes.  Senator Harris screamed, shot from her chair and bolted from the committee room mumbling "bitch ain't asking me that question" to never be seen again.

At this moment, former President George W Bush crashed into the proceeding with Michelle Obama in tow, and like Kanye West at some awards show rudely interrupting Taylor Swift, screamed how Michelle should be sitting in the nominee seat and not this skinny Barrett chick. 
 
Ted Cruz at that moment took out his vintage Colt 45 six gun which was used by Wyatt Earp at the Ok Coral pulled the hammer halfway back, spun the cylinder, and threatened them with serious bodily injury if they didn't immediately leave the room.  George and Michelle began to leave the room sulking, George mumbling over and over "I wish I was still President, I wish I was still President..", and Michelle screaming "I Hate America's Guts !  I wanna be on the Supreme Court!",  Bailiffs had to drag them out the rest of the way feet first.  The bailiff dragging Michelle winced as he looked at Michelle whose dress was now riding up and yelled, For God's sake don't look. Don't look!

Lindsey Graham once again threatened to call the proceedings a sham and to even get mad if necessary.  Senator Klobachar do you have any questions for Ms Barrett?

Yes, Ms Barrett, it has come to our attention that you may end up ruling on the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act and I'd like to know how prepared you are to deny health care to a young gender confused black boy or girl, bullied daily by little white supremacists, chased home by crazed policemen, desperately needing immediate medical attention due to racism and the climate crisis inspired Covid-19 affliction !?

Amy: Huh?

Lindsey Graham: Alright let's move on, this is obvious political vote pandering and I'm about to scream Sham!  Shame on this Sham !  Now we've all heard enough to cast our votes.  Voting will be on Oct 22 God Willing and the Creek Don't rise and my new lingerie arrives in time !

Just then Mitt Romney busts into the chamber and declares "My hand stumbles as I try to vote Yes for you Ms Barrett !"

Amy:  Senator Romney, let me quote from Mathew 18:8 - "If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; it is better for you to enter life crippled or lame, than to have two hands or two feet and be cast into the eternal fire."

Lindsey Graham:  That's enough of this tomfoolery!  Ms Barrett, do you have any final statements or comments concerning your nomination?

Amy: To you democrat Senators I quote from Mathew 23:33 - "You serpents, you brood of vipers, how will you escape the sentence of hell?"  - and also from Revelations 20:14 - Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire.  Bon Voyage!

Finally, from Galatians 5:19 through 21 "Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God."

The meeting adjourned as the democrats ran screaming from the chamber, bodies convulsing like vampires being drug into the sunlight. As usual.



Sunday, October 11, 2020

President Donald J Trump's interview by Dr Marc Seigel

h/t Adrienne


The real interview went like this......

Dr MS: Mr President, when did you first notice something wasn't quite right with your health?

DJT: Well Marc, I felt my strength was down and looking around the White House and in all of my clothing, I was finding pieces of Kryptonite. Some very small, but some very large, like in the closets and under the beds the pieces were quite large. I must say Kryptonite doesn't affect me as much lately like it used to but the doctors still thought it would be a good idea to isolate me at Walter Reed while the Kryptonite was removed from the White House. It was only a day and a half and I was at full strength again but the doctors insisted I stay another 2 days to be sure.

Dr MS: How do you think the Kryptonite got into the White House Mr President?

DJT: Well, clearly this was the work of the Deep State and largely, I think the bulk of it was brought in by that drunken slut Crazy Nancy and her sidekick Chuckie Schumer. They've been in and out of the White House for over a couple weeks now pretending to want to negotiate the Covid Relief funds that we so desperately need to keep the economy strong and more importantly keep food on the table for the families of all the out of work restaurant workers and others who have been displaced by this China hoax. That is how I think the Kryptonite got in there Marc. Terrible thing but nothing new for these two Satan worshippers eh Marc? But Crazy Nancy and the Satan Puppet Schumer are no doubt laughing at the suffering going on everyday by millions of American families. They have no intention of bringing relief to the American people. These are the kinds of people they are Marc. They should be put on the Highway to Hell strapped to some of those rockets that Wile E Coyote uses. Shoot them right down there. This I will tell you Marc but it is not up to us to enact this kind of eternal punishment, that is up to God.

Dr MS: Mr President, how is the First Lady Melania doing?

DJT: Well, she was never at risk, she is stronger on her worst day than all the democrats put together on their best day. She wants the children to know that soon after I am re-elected, relief will be brought to they and their families and that we will be putting all of these hideous people in jail, from the Satanic beast clinton, to the murderous governors of NY and California. I tell them Hang On you wonderful children and hope your parents and siblings of voting age have a couple brain cells to rub together on election day.

Dr MS: Thank you Mr President and we all wish you a wonderful week and great health. Goodbye for now and if you don't mind I'd like to share one of your X-rays from Walter Reed for anyone who is worried that you are still being negatively affected by the Kryptonite attack.

DJT: Thank you Marc, and yes please do.


 

Monday, October 5, 2020

Don't be a Crab

You'll become a crab nebula like this one.

This is what happens to a star (a celebrity perhaps) who is always a crab.  You know, imagine your favorite celebrity that has a mental disease and may be about to work themselves into a spontaneous human supernova explosion on or about Nov 4th.   Let's hope they've moved out of country first.

Description excerpt...

"In the nebula's very center lies a pulsar: a neutron star as massive as the Sun but with only the size of a small town. The Crab Pulsar rotates about 30 times each second."

Click the image to read the rest of the fascinating details.

Be sure to click a couple more times to get the ludicrously large version to explore.

 



Tuesday, September 29, 2020

The Trump - Biden Debate Transcript 3 Hours Early

Demonic Beady Eyed Democrat Tool Chris Wallace: "Welcome Everyone to what is promising to be very robust and informative debate between Former Vice-President Joseph Biden, acclaimed recipient of America's Medal of Freedom award and likely future savior of our planet, versus serial tax evader and womanizer - the incumbent President Donald Trump."


Sleepy Joe (SJ)  Joe Biden is here? Does his wife know ? He sure is a handsome devil.  Boy this outta be interesting.

CW: Chuckling "Alright Mr Biden, stop cutting up.  It was very funny but we're going to have a serious debate tonight and the future of the world might depends (er I mean Depend) on the outcome.  Sorry, because of your humor, I happened to think of Jerry Nadler there for a second.  Please excuse me.  Mr Biden the first question to you - How do you feel about Mr Trump paying little to no income taxes in years where he paid little to no income taxes."

SJ: I'm glad you ask Chris. Look, we all know that Donald Trump is a trillionaire on the backs of young girls working around the world for literally pennies a day and sometimes pennies per week or month building hotels and casinos. These young girls can barely afford a ripped and torn sheet to wrap themselves in and .. [Joe gets a far away look in his eye for a second while some drool collects on his upper lip area..], and this man doesn't even pay his taxes.  It's despicable !  Joe forcefully exclaims as some drool flies off his lips reminiscent of Sylvester The Cat cartoons of days gone by.


CW: "Mr Trump, how do you respond to Mr Biden's claims that you sexually abuse young women around the world and then confiscate and walk off with the meager wages you've paid them."

DJT:  My great friend Mr Biden is correct that women in developing countries are being massively abused but he has me confused with his son Hunter.  His coke head son runs all over the world to places like China, yes CHI NA, assaulting young women, getting them pregnant then telling them he is flat broke and can't give them any money.  Mr Biden would be assaulting them also, but frankly someone replaced his cane with a small wet Chinese noodle if you know what I mean.  His pointer can no longer alert the hunters to the flying ducks shall we say.

As far as paying taxes, as Michael Corleone told the Senator in the movie The Godfather "Senator, you will not only waive my casino application fee but you will also pay the construction costs".  I've used the same method with the female Democrat Senators and they have been paying all of my taxes for years.  There is a reason Diane Feinstein and most of the other female Democrat politicians look like they have TSTS (terminal sexual tension syndrome).  This I will tell you.    This is why they want me out of office.

In fact, when the severely math challenged freshman Congressman - Alexandria Ocleavageness-Cortez heard of this she wrote to me telling me she wanted to pay part of my tax bill also.  She loves the idea.  Can you believe it?  I told her for every dollar she contributes, the water temperature at the North Pole will go down by one degree Celsius per week during Winter.  She was ecstatic.  She is a halfwit, what can I tell you.  Additionally, Hank Johnson is much more relaxed knowing icebergs are no longer capsizing along the frozen tundras.  And he's a genius compared to Alexandria.

CW:  "I have to stop you there Mr Trump.  Your rebuttal PLEASE Mr Biden !"

SJ: I have a son?  Jill.  Jill? Are you here?  We have a son?  Can we try for a daughter?  Now look folks, see I told you Donald Trump has No Facts.  He is a quivering orange mass of No Facts.  If I did have a son, it would be Kamala Harris.  In the time I've known her, I find I respect her Satanic activities even more than I ever did the Clintons.  I mean, this lovely woman has kept innocent people in Jail. Denying them an appeal of the false DNA results used against them. You have to love that.  Imagine how she'll be able to keep the teachers unions and lawyer groups raping the country like a herd of gorilla in a herd of beautiful swans.  They'll keep the feathers flying folks.  Between that and my 100 trillion in new taxes plan we will get this country back on track in nothing flat.  And that's no Malarkey.  You can take that to the No Malarkey bank and start a small Christmas club for the young girls who are there.  Jill, can we go to the bank after the debate?

CW: "Mr Trump you have 5 minutes unless I decide to cut you off for making absurd claims about this fine man campaigning for the office of the President again."

DJT:   Thank you Chris.   Folks is it not obvious that my friend Mr Biden is pumped up with drugs and hormones.  Weird hormones.  Sick hormones. Hormones that scare other hormones.
 
There is no way we can tax 100 trillion dollars.  No one even knows what 100 trillion dollars is.  It would probably take billions of years just to count 100 trillion dollars.  This I will tell you.  I've tried it when filling out my tax forms. Believe me.  You can't do it.  That's why my taxes can't be calculated.  It can't be done.  I have the finest CPA's in the business and they all tell me it can't be done.  Believe me.  Melania even tried to help.  The people at the IRS just cry when my tax forms arrive.  They hide them and forget they even exist.

CW: "Mr Biden, your rebuttal Please !"

SJ:  Thank you Chris.  In closing let me reiterate that the waves slosh over the ocean, the waves skip over the sea and the wheels on the bus go round and round.  The squirrels are very cute this time of year.  Their fur reminds me of what the young Chinese children say about my legs in the pool.  Once again, I'll be casting my vote for Donald J Trump on November 3rd, and Hey, someone screwed with my teleprompter again.  Darn it man !   That's it.  How am I supposed to debate like this !?  Jill, take me home Honey before someone gets the stuffing knocked out of them.

DJ Trump once again covering his mouth while silently laughing hysterically at Sleepy Joe's predicament. 

CW: "Well folks, here's another debate gone astray.  Until next time, I'm your host Chris Wallace and this has been Debating with the Stars. No, that's not right, see they've even got me screwed up.  Have a great night folks and we'll see you next time.  The next debate will be at 7 am EDT at the VFW hall in Aliquippa Pennsylvania.  Wait that can't be right.  Who is messing with my teleprompter....."  (fade to commercial.)

Image of VFW hall at 144 Bunker Hill Rd, Aliquippa, PA
 



Tuesday, September 22, 2020

The Trump-Biden Debates Begin.

Beady Eyed Democrat Tool Chris Wallace: "Welcome to the 1st of 319 debates between our incumbent president Donald J Trump and Presidential hopeful - Joe "Huckleberry" Biden.  Let's start things off with a question for Mr Trump."

Joe nervously whispering to himself "319?? Wow, that's.. that's... that's higher than anyone can count..."

CW: "Mr Trump, how do you respond to accusations that you destroyed the economy by ignoring the Covid-19 Pandemic."

DJT: Well, that's nonsense.  In fact, Sleepy Joe actually has plans to infect little girls with the virus by rubbing it all over their bodies while sniffing them, then he's going to send them into every nursing home in the country pretending to be the grandchildren of inmates at these facilities to infect them and kill them.  This is his plan for social security - kill all the older people.  When he's finished that he'll start on the middle aged, then the Millennials, then the Gen Zrs.  The only ones he will keep alive will be young girls below the age of 14.  He'll have them shipped to the White House, stripped of their clothing, and packed into every room until the place looks like the inside of a sardine can, then he will...

CW: "Ok, Mr Trump, I think we get the picture, let's give Mr Biden a chance to respond."

SJ:  Folks, Folks.. I've never touched a girl over the age of 12.  In fact I would have stopped this virus in its tracks by inviting Chinese men and women of all denominations from the Wuhan area of China to come to the United States to prove they don't have the virus.  They could feel my leg hairs all day long if they want.  I will of course be wearing a mask to protect those young girls sitting over there in the audience.  Girls, stand up and come on over here for a minute.... Ah, that's better...  What's your name honey?



CW: "Mr Biden, please tell us what you will do to combat this climate crisis."

SJ:  Wait girls, don't run off... ah well. Now look, we've got a 15 point plan to nip this climate catastrophe right in the shorts. First, I'm going to take it out in back of the gym and knock the stuffing out of it.  Then I'll be placing our party's climate genius -Alexandria Ocleaveous-Cortez in charge of all the details of our Green New Green Jeans Deal and I'm going to make America pay for it with 100 trillion in new taxes.  Simple.

If my opponent is allowed to remain in office - get ready folks.  Climate change, in just a matter of days, will create hurricanes and tornadoes that will plague every city in America every day, all day.  Women's clothes will be ripped off their male and female bodies from the constant high winds just like they were attacked by herds of rabid alligators and chipmunks.   Well, that part is Ok I guess, but then every city in America will be consumed by the same type of wild fires happening right now all over the globe in California and they'll be turned to ash !  The high winds will blow the ashes of these cities out to sea never to be seen again. Folks, we'll all be Killed !  Well, most of you anyway. You old guys and most of you other guys.  Girls, come back up here again, I've got some candy to give out.

CW: "Mr Trump, your rebuttal please."

DJT:  Joe you ignorant pedophile slut.  Climate Change doesn't exist.  It was manufactured by your pals over in China along with the mostly fake virus to damage our great nation that I Have Made Great Again by not even trying hard.  It was simple. This I will tell you. Believe me. Believe me.  To my fellow Americans I say that if you elect Sleepy Joe, the demented pedophile sociopath career politician, China will OWN America.  China and Iran.  Russia too.  And Iran.  China will come in here with their chopsticks and slice us up into little square pieces and feed us to the dogs.  After we're gone, they'll eat the dogs.  And the nice kitties and all the rest of the animals too. And..

CW: "Your time is up Mr Trump.  Ok, Another question for Mr Biden.  Mr Biden, how are you going to get this economy back to where it was, the greatest ever, at the point you and Barack Obama left office."

SJ:  Well, I think the correct answer is C, but I'd like to use one of my lifelines and phone a friend. (Calls B Obama... Ring..... ring..... ring.... ring.....Obama sitting by phone naked and laughing like he's being tickled again by his pal Richard Branson... ) I guess Ba, bar, .... my old boss isn't home right now.  Ok, I'm going to go with answer C.

CW: "I'm afraid there is no answer C Mr Biden, that's a different program. I'm going to have to go to Mr Trump now for a rebuttal."

DJT: To fix the economy from the current attack of the mostly fake virus and from the democrat run House that sits around guzzling booze and watching porn instead of working for America, I'm going to lower taxes yet again. Lowest they've ever been since they were created.  Then I'm going to cancel every other agreement that was made with our (air quotes) Allies by the evil democrats that have done nothing but punish America and the American taxpayer.  I'm going to tell all those scum sucking socialist and communist pigs that it is time for them to carry their end of the log.  If they can't do it then to hell with them.  Let them suffer in anguish for eternity for all I care.  That's right Sleepy Joe - China will be stopping payment on those checks they sent you and your cokehead deadbeat son Hunter.

CW: "Mr Biden, you have 5 minutes for a rebuttal."

DJT:  Well that'll be about 4 minutes and 55 seconds too long......

SJ: Waves flow over the ocean,  waves flow over the sea, I wish those girls would come back up here and rub themselves all over me.  (Joe looking very confused but continues)  ... I don't know about you folks, but I'm voting for Donald Trump in November.  Come On Man who screwed up my teleprompter ?!   Jill, can you start bringing those young girls home from grade school again like you used to ?  Jill, where are ya honey ? 

DJT: (Hand over mouth laughing like a hyena.)

CW:  "It looks like this debate has come to a close.  Join us again tomorrow evening for debate number 2.  Good Night Folks and thanks for tuning in."

Thursday, September 17, 2020

10 Fingers, 6 Strings

YEEHAW Time. 

Well, it is possible Paul Yandell played a couple Bass notes if you can hear them, otherwise all Chet.

Chet recorded a few versions of this starting around the 1950's.

Hope ya like it. 


Monday, September 14, 2020

I'd Really Like to Put Out a Funny, But

 the current environment is too absurd and has created a mental block that even AOC couldn't get open with a prehistoric garbage disposal that was painted pink.   The dems, celebrities, and others in visible light or audio should you turn on a radio or TV, are in competition to see who can be more evil, ugly, and stupid.  Who can top that?

 

So, here is another butterfly to enjoy with coffee and a toffee  and brown sugar / walnut coffee cake with lots of butter.

  Explanation: Are stars better appreciated for their art after they die? Actually, stars usually create their most artistic displays as they die.

 Click the image for the full description if you dare.



Friday, August 28, 2020

For Politics Today and Lately, See Every Blog on the Internet (?)

Well, we've done a bunch of space stuff here lately, but the hits just keep on coming from APOD so here ya go again with this latest which has no shortage of Celestial Objects within.

Heck Yea, click the image.

Heck yea, click again a couple more times.

Heck Yea, see lots of mentally induced images and forms within beside the ones formally introduced in the description.  Drinks on me.