Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Change My Mind

The democrats Do Not try to make anything better in America.  They Do try as hard as they can to foul things up while they concentrate on self-gratification for themselves and their rich friends.  LBJ, Carter, Clinton, Obama, and now Biden.  They literally FUBAR everything they touch and there is little they haven't gotten their satanic little paws on yet. They do it intentionally.

In addition to that, they put the most disgusting people they can find in the most visible positions.
If you don't know what/who I'm talking about, there would be no point to my listing any of them.

Their media propaganda arm, the majority of media,  promotes them as hard as they can, saying and doing anything and everything to make that happen while also hammering the opposition with lies, falsehoods, misinformation, and some might argue most of all - omission of information.

We know where America ended up after 1960 with only 4 of those POS administrations hammering on it. Where will it be 3 years and a few months from now?  What are the chances of any relief coming after that in the 2024 'elections'?  For the country as a whole, I say Zero.

Not trying to be depressing but there is nothing wrong with planning for the worst.

Personally, I'm just watching the freak show (as little as possible).

Monday, October 18, 2021

Quick Thought

Near the end of the Roman Empire, they were electing horses to the Senate...

American government in the early 2000's - "Hold Our Beers!"

Sunday, October 17, 2021

Democrat Party - Misery Index - F Joe Biden

 Why is no one talking about the Misery Index ?

When Jimmy Carter was in residence, the Misery Index was the highest at 21.98 in June of 1980. 

I remember Jimmy Carter as the guy in residence when there were terrible oil shortages, gas lines, people actually being shot in gas lines by overly frustrated people needing gas, a nationwide 55 mph speed limit, high inflation and interest rates, and a very poor time for life in America overall. It was a struggle for working people.

Get ready for a large increase in the Misery Index. Note that the unemployment rate has been so corrupted by redefinition by the democrats it is laughingly inaccurate.

Go HERE to see the times and levels and other information about the Misery Index.

Now on to the point of this thing, the Democrat Party.  I kept it as brief as I could.

It seems all the talking heads are focused on Biden and Harris, or Pelosi, or Schumer, or any other ugly nasty Democrat.

I occasionally watch some FOX as my wife has it on over dinner when we are both together for dinner.  Tonight it was Water's World and the night before last it was Tucker Carlson.

Biden, Biden, Biden, and tonight they also threw in the Transportation secretary, pointing out most righteously, that the homosexual has been on Parental leave with his husband/wife since Springtime while everything transportation in the country is in the toilet.  I guess they adopted some poor sucker who will be awakened at night by his/her parents having anal sex at night.

Transportation - Everything about Transportation Sucks. Ports not operating with thousands of containers full of goods waiting at sea. Airlines are cancelling flights galore because of staffing problems in the cockpits, air traffic control, because of  the democrat's illegal mandate that orders employees to take the highly questionable vaccine or leave the job.   This also means air freight is stuck wherever it is in some number of cases.  Gas prices are absurd and are taking a monumental toll on many middle class working people while the ugly Treasury Secretary sings about how inflation doesn't affect the middle class.  New and used car prices are very high, and if you think car dealerships will offer deals on vehicles at any time in your future, think again.  There's more but I'll stop here. Heh, just occurs to me to wonder - does the transportation secretary think it's Transportation or Transexualism he/she is in charge of? 

I'm straying, but thought the unbelievable puke job the transportation secretary was doing in relation to FUBARing Everything related to Transportation was worth mentioning...  

Back to the point. Biden is not the problem.  He's just the current resident. The Democrat Party is the problem.  People, notably those on TV being paid to dish out analysis and commentary are not focused on this problem.  They may be causing people to think that if we somehow get rid of Biden, before or after his term, things might get better.  They won't.  The problem isn't caused by a person.  It never was.  It is caused by the Democrat Party going all the way back to slavery.

Biden will go down in history just like every life sucking democrat before him and things will still suck and suck very much they will.

People with brains saw that LBJ's stealing of the Social Security funds by moving them out of the lockbox (promised to remain in when it was created) and to the general fund was a big problem.  They may have thought LBJ must go.  Ditto his creation of Welfare.  Whether it was LBJ or any other democrat resident, these things would still have happened.  LBJ did go away, the problems remained.  No one has reversed these life sucking problems.  Welfare has trapped many people into a life with their noses just above the water level, without education, without life giving jobs living in shithole communities full of crime, drugs, and worse.  Social Security is going bankrupt according to the thieves.  Ditto Medicare.

Jimmy Carter created the Federal Department of Education (Indoctrination).  Carter went away. He was replaced by Ronald Reagan who told us the only thing impossible to get rid of was a federal program.  Yep.  We still have the destroyed public education system which is tripling down with evil by the week, all protected by the armor plated, nuclear bomb resistant teacher's unions.

Clinton opened American markets to China.  Clinton went away. China is killing us. A huge number of our daily needs goods come from China which includes pharmaceuticals - A communist country that anyone remotely sane would consider an enemy country. What if China pulls the plug, turns off the spigot, holds us ransom...  Seems like that might be a problem.

Obama, spent the most of any administration ever in 8 years.  18 trillion, 10 of it new debt (doubling the national debt) on NOTHING. No infrastructure. No Nothing.  He destroyed race relations with blacks putting them back to pre-1960 race riot levels. You all can think of more.

Were LBJ, Carter, Clinton, Obama the problem?  No, it was and is the Democrat Party.

The Democrat party takes sledge hammers to America when in power and when the Republicans have the power, they sit on their thumbs and spin and toss some temporary tax cuts and lower gas prices to us dirt people.

As people all over during sporting events chant F Biden, I agree, but I translate it as F Biden because he ain't the problem.  He's nothing more than a cardboard cutout who tries to read teleprompters and tell as many Americans to go F themselves at every opportunity.

Biden will be gone, but whatever life sucking problems were created while he was in residence at 1600 Pennsylvania will still be here getting worse year by year after he's gone.

Is there anything going on in America that doesn't suck?  Outside of your personal life and your individual talent to rise above the suck and have some fun, everything else sucks.

Let us take this moment to recognize that the Republican party has done Nothing to counter these life sucking, country and culture destroying problems.  Not in my 68 years anyway.  They had the congressional majority for 6 years under GW Bush and didn't do jack. Again, for two years under Trump.  In that case, they actually worked Against America.
They must go and be replaced by a party working for America, but the Democrat Party must go first.

Sounds good? It will never happen.  The only solution I see is true America divorcing itself from the Democrats and useless Republicans.  We Should have done this in the 1800's instead of fighting the Civil War. Slavery would have died out on its own. Let the Democrats have their own country and as long as we never gave them any money, they'd be gone by now. "Problem Sol-ved" as Inspector Clouseau would say.

Have a great week folks.

Comments not pertaining to the point will not be published.

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

I'm Like This Guy

Except I don't have the money.  If anyone knows where I can get one in working order for say 30k, please advise.  Valerie Bertinelli bought one of these for Eddie Van Halen when they were married.  I wonder if she is available... hmmmm.

I fell in love with the car as soon as I read the 1969 Road and Track road test on it.   Here's a short 6:54 vid.

Jay Leno has a couple of them and talks and drives them in more detail in his "Jay Leno's Garage" videos.  He owns everything from steam cars to supercars like the Mclaren F1 and P4, and motorcycles as well - from the earliest to the latest.

Friday, September 17, 2021

Here's a Damn Good Video

 Most especially the part starting at 1:13.

Yea, Baby Yea.  How about some countrywide action.

Saturday, September 4, 2021

Think About That !


Update: Seems to me things are changing a lot faster now than they were from 1939 to 1980.

Monday, August 30, 2021

Tired Tired Tired Tired Tired Tired Tired....

Unavoidable language within.

Wife had Fox on over dinner.  First one of the women presenters, then Tucker.

They went down the line through everyone at the top and everyone, civilian or military that totally screwed over America and patriotic Americans, many of whom, regardless of Jen saying no, are still in Afghanistan.  

At one point one of the feckless generals, after saying the Americans would all be out, then saying that they didn't make it to the airport in time for the "last plane".   Maybe it's because after biden's goon squad gave the taliban their names they've been hunted down and killed.  Seems Likely. Who Knows.  We will probably never know.

Meanwhile Afghans, one a documented prior deported rapist is back here for more party time, none of them with the ability to speak English as translators would be able to do, and free to disperse into America at will have been flown here as a priority.

The presenters frequently pointing out the legal courses of procedure that the democrats completely ignored with glee. 

We all know all the details...........  Is there any other single time in American history where it is obvious - IMMEDIATELY - to everyone with a brain that the democrats not only don't give a fuck about you, they tell you to your face 24 hours a day (thanks cable news) to go fuck yourself while lying constantly like a 3 year old with both hands in the jar.

Then to add further insult Tucker tells us America cannot stand for this.

Well to the point of this.. Who is it actually that is going to 'do something'.  Eh? And what might 'they' actually do?

Here is my message to the American Government until further notice.  This includes the feckless repubblekins.


Saturday, August 21, 2021

I Know a Young Lady, Living in California,

Who Must be Absolutely Flying in a Blue Dream after 2 women news anchors on CNN actually criticized Biden yesterday....

Let's Celebrate.

Joe's Rhythm Guy sure plays clean don't he.

Tuesday, August 17, 2021

News !

Finally, someone is teaching the important stuff ! 

After speaking to idiots in the Biden administration, Taliban agrees to include an equal number of females to males in their official meetings.  The females will serve as belly dancing entertainers.

CNN journalist claims taliban guys chanting "Death to America" are very friendly and handsome, looking forward to her date with Ahmed.   Taliban ravaging through Kabul collecting women and young girls to enslave and use for sex slaves.

Biden states thousands of Americans currently awaiting outbound flights from Afghanistan can go suck eggs while ordering Pentagon to pack aircraft returning to Afghanistan with body bags suitable for burial at sea.

DeBlasio to pay 1,000 a month to young men involved in lethal firearm offenses.  Also states that anyone without a criminal record transporting a firearm to a shooting range will be given a life sentence with hard labor.

IRS provides all personal details of any and all Americans who have filed a tax return to taliban so their identities can be stolen.

Biden converts to islam so he can legally marry an infinite number of females of any age.  Biden goes on personal tour of kindergartens and pre-schools and advises staff not to wait for him to come back.

Western US empties all rivers and lakes, including Great Lakes to remain hydrated, leaving Eastern US a barren wasteland.  People in the North and East understandably upset.  Black dudes switch from selling cocaine and fentanyl to running lemonade stands.

Every intelligence analyst and military person above the rank of Specialist, as well as everyone the world over cannot believe the speed at which Afghanistan fell to the Taliban.
Meanwhile, Chloe Sshwartz, a 3rd grader at "MLK-Diversity-Coexist-LGBlabla" grade school in Anytown, USA says she knew all along that the "Afghan Army" would immediately toss down their weapons and run for their lives.  "DUH, Whaddya Stupid?" she asked our reporter on scene.

I guess so Chloe, I guess so.

Saturday, August 14, 2021

Just Some of the News Out There Today..

Micro-thin plastic bags being banned in stores everywhere. All products now required to be encased in heavy plastic for transport out of store.

CDC plans to use the names of Constellations for Covid variants once they run out of Greek letters. After that they will use the names of cars and trucks.  When they get to Winnebego, look out as that will be the granddaddy of them all.

Transgender sex robots, the newest and most popular items from Japan, are committing suicide by plugging themselves into 220 volt outlets.  Cause being investigated.  Owners advised to block outlets.

Social Media companies unable to define what community they are talking about when they cite community standards.

Major earthquake in Haiti.  EMTs called to clinton households.  Entire Clinton's family members passing out and falling over in anticipation of the huge amounts of donation money for their offshore personal accounts that idiots will send them.  Remember - Send Cash.

U.S. Citizenship no longer required for many LA County government jobs.  Biden expected to follow suit for all federal government positions, according to experts.

Social Security checks to increase by 38% in 2022.  (Gas, food, energy, and housing prices to rise 44%)

New Reality show: Supreme Court decisions now being made by Muppet characters.

US Citizens everywhere are complaining about having too much freedom.  Makes them nervous they say.   Government agrees and is working on plans to alleviate the situation.

Mothers Having Fits Over Home Schooling All Across America

Lucille for example has two daughters 7 and 8 and decided it was time to start sex education so she got them attentive and started talking about the birds and the bees.  

She soon realized she'd have to talk about bees wanting to be birds, birds dressing like bees, bees dressing like birds, birds thinking they were frogs, bees getting changed into salamanders...
After a couple minutes, she just exclaimed "Aw Screw It !"

The girls said "Oh, we know what that is".

Lucille breathed a sigh of relief and continued on with a math lesson.

Saturday, August 7, 2021

Jackie Mason Left us Recently at 93.

Funny guy. 

Let me just say, I'm not Jewish but I've been accused of it.

If you think you might like his act there's lots of it on youtube.

Now that I've watched a bunch, I think Bill Burr got some of his ideas from Mr Mason.

Thursday, August 5, 2021

Whas Up

Well in my opinion ....

First off, outside of certain individuals, I don't believe anyone gives a damn about anyone else.  I really don't think you'd find a single person who cares whether someone in Gary, Indiana gets Covid and dies.  The people I most especially am convinced that don't care about anyone are those on the left. 


Like sociopaths (most of them are), the only time they say anything that suggests they might care about someone else is when they want something.  In this case, there are many examples of them spewing their 'care' BS to push and support the left's agenda - which is communism when you get down to it.  Specifically, they want government in control of all business and very much more involved in people's personal lives - People Control, something their mental state allows them to think they'll be immune from.  Imagine.

This is what we're dealing with.  Giving them 'the truth' would be a complete waste of time, outside of some young people who are still receptive to information presented to them, the rest are goners.   They don't want to hear it and if CNN started going all conservative, they'd turn it off and go elsewhere.

2)  I have to reflect on my experiences over the last 68 years.  For most of that time, I remember it and believe it to have been very non-political.  I sure was so maybe a little bias there.  Sure, politicians were stealing and laundering money and spouting BS any time they had the chance.  Also this was the time of the 6 and 11 O'clock "news".  Only so much BS can be sprayed on the public in only 2 out of every 24 hours.  And no internet so you couldn't even browse to abuse yourself.

We morphed into 24/7/365 news and opinion that lots of people like to tune into.  

This has brought a lot more politics into people's lives.  Politicians see this and this has motivated them to spew BS at ever increasing rates and amounts for various reasons, mostly Self-preservation and getting re-elected in order to steal and launder more money   Honestly, how many times would you have heard - have shoved down your throat in fact, some politician spewing their BS at you in 1980. How many people in 1980 would have even heard what the senate majority leader, let alone individual congress critters had to say about Anything?

Not many. Americans were going about their lives, mostly unfilled or influenced by this constant political BS spewing environment we find ourselves in for a while now, building up to fever pitch over the last 20 years and especially the last 10.  

The politicians are afraid of us because they know how evil they are.  This is a feedback cycle that motivates them to want to have ever increasing amounts of control over us.

There is No Where to go to get away from it.  Everyone who is talked about in sports is making political statements.  Ditto education, entertainment, and any genre that lots of people expose themselves to.

This is not good.  It's not healthy and I believe it is going to have detrimental long term effects on everyone, most especially young people.  Only the individual geniuses who have solid upbringing will have any chance of surviving it.  

This is why the country is toast.  And if that wasn't enough, it is also clear we have no justice department, or government that must abide by the laws in place. Therefore, what Mechanism do we have in place to keep the government in Check ?  

This singular concept is the very basis for the foundation of America - keeping the government in check and we no longer have the means to make that happen.  It's gone.

They're forcing an experimental vaccine on the entire population against every legal definition of American Freedom and everything from the medical community to private businesses are hopping the bandwagon. "Get vaccinated or you can't work here." 

If they accomplish this, what next?  What will everyone have to do next? What kind of evil Simon says bullshit is next?  We could look like China in two shakes (I'm thinking 2 decades but who knows - when civilizations fall, they fall fast)

Again, Why all this BS?  If you are vaccinated I'm not a threat to you. If I'm not vaccinated, you don't care if I die or not so what's the problem?  And you (the government pushing this) Clearly does not care beyond a shadow of a doubt because they are bringing in millions across the border who likely have Covid and shipping them into the population.  In fact, while they're in custody, they being housed in close quarters to the point that Covid will almost surely spread to everyone there before the gov ships them out to anytown USA.

Well, let me leave you with this.

Sunday, July 25, 2021

Some Drugs Can Be Good

 I know what you're thinking Z..


But here’s the clincher. After their 5HT2A neural receptors simmered down, they remained firm: LSD absolutely had helped them solve their complex, seemingly intractable problems. And the establishment agreed. The 26 men unleashed a slew of widely embraced innovations shortly after their LSD experiences, including a mathematical theorem for NOR gate circuits, a conceptual model of a photon, a linear electron accelerator beam-steering device, a new design for the vibratory microtome, a technical improvement of the magnetic tape recorder, blueprints for a private residency and an arts-and-crafts shopping plaza, and a space probe experiment designed to measure solar properties. Fadiman and his colleagues published these jaw-dropping results and closed shop.

At a congressional subcommittee hearing that year, Sen. Robert F. Kennedy grilled FDA regulators about their ban on LSD studies: “Why, if they were worthwhile six months ago, why aren’t they worthwhile now?” For him, the ban was personal, too: His wife, Ethel, had received LSD-augmented therapy in Vancouver. “Perhaps to some extent we have lost sight of the fact that it”—Sen. Kennedy was referring specifically to LSD here—“can be very, very helpful in our society if used properly.”

From Here - Link

"Hey" thinks the government. "We can't be having the citizenry getting too smart ya know.  They might just figure out what we're up to." (My thought on the matter)

And then this link from yesterday 7-24-2012

All this means that tripping on mind-altering drugs like MDMA 
could become a regular part of therapy to treat conditions from 
depression to post-traumatic stress disorder, addiction, chronic 
pain and obsessive-compulsive disorder in the next two to five 

Thursday, July 22, 2021


 Rudyard Kipling - IF

Mr Kipling directed this at men, but I don't see why women can't be included.

I added the spaces so it might be easier to add an extra second to ponder each concept.

If you can keep your head when all about you   
    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,   
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
    But make allowance for their doubting too;   

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
    Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
    And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;   
    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;   
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same;   

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
    And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
    And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
    To serve your turn long after they are gone,   
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
    Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,   
    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
    If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,   
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,   
    And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Men Giving Up on Women

So, I'm on youtube and for whatever reason I trip over a video describing why men are giving up on not only marriage but even women as well, deciding to stay pretty much single and even not bothering with women.

I didn't watch the video. I just read the comments.  Here is one where again I didn't watch the vid just looked at the comments of men explaining why and doing so in a calm matter of fact way.


An acronym you may see a lot of in the comments MGTOW = Men Going Their Own Way.

There are TONS of these videos and TONS of similar comments from the guys.  There are also lots of reasons why many men are like this now so I won't even try to list them, though fear of divorce and being taken for a ride seems a big hitter.

And these are the women who look and seem fairly normal.

Society is breaking in my opinion.  It sure is different from when I was still dating all the way up to 23 years ago.  I'm glad I'm not on the dating scene now.  Frankly, I wouldn't even  bother.


Lots don't even bother dating or even looking for casual sex anymore. Too risky.  Their experiences with women are apparently that bad.

So, what is on the other side of the ledger?  Always has to be the other side to the ledger right?  So I type "Women giving up on men" and also "Women giving up on marriage" in youtube search and Nothing relevant to women giving up comes up.  The same videos of men talking about giving up are what appear. 

If I type those search terms into a general internet search a couple hits come up but nothing that looks like credible widespread (non man hating) trends of women giving up on men.

Outside of man hating feminists, does anyone know any sane women who are giving up ?  

Thought this was an interesting cultural shift that I wasn't fully aware of and now I wonder if this is going on in other western  countries.  I don't see it getting better.

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

As Many Suspected, A Real Estate Grab

With Big Big Profits on the horizon..

Excerpt “We still are at near-record levels of inventory. So the sellers are going down to meet the buyers at their prices. The buyers have options.”

Read All About It

  • Team up with your Chinese masters to create a fake Pandemic (Virus is real "Pandemic" is a scam)
  • Get a communist puke stains for mayor of NYC and governor of NY to turn it into a shithole
  • Real Estate owners flee like rats off a sinking ship at bargain basement selling prices
  • Deep pocket buyers come in and pick up that 'high value' property to sell in a few years for a large profit.

Child's play.  Happening in All the 'high value' property places like LA, San Francisco,  Portland, etc.

Well, enjoy "your" Wednesday.  Is it Your Wednesday or My Wednesday?  I can never figure that out and the news presenters are not any help.

Sunday, June 20, 2021

Man, It's Been A While.

Let's take refugee from this Earthly clown show and go look around the universe, which is perfectly sublime, wonderful, and too far away to do us any harm or cause us to lose our lunch by putting itself on display.

Click on the images if you don't have anything better to do.

Clouds of Carina

Star Clusters ! Yippeeeeee !

Galaxy On Edge
Not sure what he's nervous about.

The Evil Eye Galaxy

Flame Nebula and Alnitak on a Date

Horsehead in Orion
(Find the horsehead and win a chance for your 8- 12 yr old niece to visit 
Joe Biden Alone in the Oval Office !)

Part of Lagoon Nebula

Magnetic Fields in Centaurus A

Jets from Necklace Nebula.

Pencil Neck Shockwave

Red Sprites

The Aurora Tree

I'm feeling Windblown

And Here are two pictures that make me more enthusiastic about taking a one way trip to Mars to be one of the first settlers, than I have ever been about anything in my entire life.  I want to go there so bad.  Please send me..... 

Or, well, you could also Bite Me.

Finally, enjoy the best tune ever written in the history of mankind

Friday, June 11, 2021

Now Convince Me That This Homicidal Maniac Psychiatrist Would Not

push a psychotic patient into performing a mass murder of white people, in a school, or any target rich environment filled with white people.   Thinking back, all the mass murders I can think of the last 20 years involved white people.  How many like her are out there.  Many is my guess. 

How they did that might involve drugs, hypnotic suggestion and other things in combination.  Remember most of the mass shooters, outside of pissed off former employees, looked like their brains were empty after they were picked up.  James Holmes - blank stare.  Dylan Roof even said he really didn't want to kill those church people as he really liked them - as a couple examples. Combine that with a democrat party that dreams about disarming America.  Gun violence plays right into their hands.  Gotta wonder.  I wouldn't trust a psychiatrist as far as I could throw them.

Here's the story that helps make the case.

Monday, June 7, 2021


 Charging your electric vehicle at home, using a standard 20 amp plug in that you already have on the garage wall will get you 4-5 miles of charge per hour.  After 10 hours, expect to be able to go 30-40 miles.

Wonder how the cost of that electricity compares to gas.

There is a level 2 set up which gets you 15-30 miles per hour of plug in charge so 10 hours gets you 150-300 miles the next day.  (Pretty ambiguous between 15 or 30 but that's what is on the vid.)  You'll need a professional to install that plug(s) in your garage.

I wonder how many EV buyers know this?

Here's a 6 minute vid with the guys talking about it.  The first 2:15 or so will get you the above info.

I don't see buying an EV, certainly not as a primary vehicle.  Maybe a secondary for short hops to the store.

Saturday, June 5, 2021

15 Interesting Places

I'm sure there are ton's more.  I can think of a few even here in the good old US of A.  I remember that one girl when I was 15..

Sunday, May 30, 2021

You Will Be Hard Pressed to Hear Tommy Play These any Better

Maybe he was inspired playing at Australia's Her Majesty's Theater.

It's an hour but if you've got the time, it is not an hour wasted if you're a guitar fan.  Tommy is the best there is.

Monday, May 24, 2021


So now that the Covid thing is dying out as a primary focus, the government needs to fixate the population on another threat.  I think it's going to be UFOs.

Marco Rubio has yapped about UFOs visiting our military bases and even using our 30 trillion national debt we can't get a clear photo of their crafts or know where the heck they are coming from.  I mean, we can track the exact location of that socket set the female astronaut let loose in space on a spacewalk but we can't get a bearing on large moving objects moving toward the planet or entering our atmosphere...

DHS or one of those evil federal agencies is also yapping about UFOs now too. 

Alien technology is so far advanced than ours, obviously they can demand anything of us and we must comply !

What do you think the government is going to propose as the actual threat posed by the aliens?

Some thoughts:

  • aliens have chosen: Russia, China, Paraguay, Puerto Rico, Iceland, the democrats(!) to lead the planet forward
  • aliens have said global warming is now affecting deep space and we must now fill in the blanks, cross our Ts, dot our Is and watch our Ps ad Qs or they will do it for us
  • Aliens say rap music is making it out to their planet and is driving them nuts and we need to turn that shit off
  • aliens need to mate with humans to preserve the diversity of their DNA.  Well, I hope they look something like this.

And hopefully their females find middle age and older males that need to lose a few pounds irresistible. Hey, if I must do my part to save the planet !

Then again, maybe it'll be something good for everyone.

What would you like the demands of the aliens to be?

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Joe Biden Obsessed With Adult Coloring Books

Especially those which feature himself.

Here are a few examples.

The one we can't show you, because it is classified, was given to him by wife Jill.  It's known as the Executive Orders coloring book and Joe absolutely loves it according to sources inside the White House.

Apparently, also according to these sources, Joe will sit for hours with his EO coloring book and he just keeps repeating over and over "If I just stay inside the lines my Executive Orders will come true.  Jill told me so I know it's true."

It's quite the source of jocularity in the inner circles. "Joe just keeps coloring away furiously and he thinks things are happening all over the world and in this country.  No one wants to tell him, least of all Jill." 

Chief of Staff Ding L. Berry smiled and told us "Well it keeps him occupied which is a blessing.  If it wasn't for his coloring and practicing reading the teleprompter, God knows what he'd have us doing.  The president is using 3 different colors now and can make it through the first couple sentences on the prompter.  One of the challenges is since some dipstick told him Marines like to eat crayons, he'll occasionally go through several Crayolas in a single sitting then it's off to the White House sick bay with him yelling Hooah Hooah for a while."

According to unnamed sources, Joe should be put to pasture in a few months and that brainless whore Harris will be in the driver's seat.  Something to look forward to anyway.

Monday, May 10, 2021

Entire US Government And All Affiliate Agencies Held Hostage

by bold group of rogue 4th graders known as the Sez Me Street Gang who have inflicted thousands of ransomware attacks on the computer systems controlling agencies from the CIA and Defense Department all the way down to the sewage treatment plants of New Jersey.

In a statement transmitted via Etch-a-Sketch drawing, they say computers will not be released until "Real" cartoons including Roadrunner, Foghorn-Leghorn, Bugs Bunny, Marvin the Martian, and all the rest of the Warner Bros hits are put back on TV and shown 24 hours a day.

They added a warning that any attempts to trace them or harm them in any way will be futile because their Dad's can beat up anyone at any time.

Suzie, a known tattletale, also in the 4th grade, sent the included images of the suspected hackers in their bedroom and basement lairs.  The images could not be verified at the time of this writing and Suzie has not immediately responded to calls for comment.  Her mom said she is playing in her room and couldn't be disturbed.

Officials explain that the situation is dire since they believe Juan Martinez, the long time janitor at Warner Bros may have burned the archived films last year, attempting to stay warm during California's rolling blackouts.

An official on condition of anonymity, since he isn't permitted to even go to the bathroom by himself, stated in a panicked voice: "We might be screwed. I don't think anyone exists who can re-create those wonderful cartoons, and Like Hey Man, where are you going to find another Mel Blanc !?"

In the meantime, our entire government is open to attack from all sorts of countries, including even like Canada.