Much Greater Infiltration Into DPRK and Dearest Leader Goings On.

Become reality TV show maybe.  Still need name though.  Recordings begin. 
(Note: pictures are unavailable from within star chamber...)

General Wang enters into the star chamber somewhat hesitantly, as he knows what happens to senior military officials who give President for Life Kim unhappy tidings.  Especially those who have lost Dearest Leader Thoughts Notebook (DLTN).

GW:  Glate Reader, you no want klipsey klemes when I tell you of latest deveropment from prace call foggy bottoms.  Berry bad news and definitely not my fault dis time.

KJ: Tell me General Wang. Is Iran backing out? Is Xi Jingpinpangjon double clossing me?  Great Tweeter cancel meeting again?  Comfort Woman got tongue again Wang?  Tells Me !

GW:  Oh glate reader ... it is much worse than all those caramities combined.  Worse even than your dog puking on your riving room rug after eating glate readers Uncle Fu.  Worse more than Dennis Rodman's glate reader look-a-like hair cut.  I am shivering to tell you this berry bad news.

KJ: Damnit Wang, tells me before I feed you nakeds to wild dogs with comfort women forces watching or put you on bullseye spot for mortar fire ! 

GW:  Sigh ... glate reader's most excellent signals intelligence section has rearned that the filthy dogs at foggy bottoms is sending madam perosi from Washington to help set up your meeting with President Trump.  Perosi on cell phone say she went to give you something special but translation confuses us, glate reader.  We don't know meaning of "Screwing out brains".  Perhaps this is another Yankee dog fast food delicacy.  But the worst thing is that according to information in top secret files, Perosi is uglier than your grandfather's ass.  Maybe even uglier that Dennis Rodmans ass. 

KJ:  Alright Wang, I know you deal with seeing Mother in Law in 500 degrees and 400 percent humidity of Michigan last weekend, but Focus - Read My Lips heres - Where are Klipsey Klemes and Cheeses! and where the hell are my Comfort Women Forces detail that need be here by 9 pm?!  Time for dancing around subject is now gone General Wang if you get my meaning.  Many more generals available to take place of General Wang.  Also where is your DLTN ? (Dearest Leader Thoughts Notebook)

GW:Thinking- Can never lose DLTN. I toast now.  I go out my way...

Hokay, glate reader, hokay.  Ummm ... you remember Phat Pong the pig farmer you promoted to field marshal last week against my best-ever advice and then placed him in charge of comfort women?  He fantasize about Madam Perosi ... he order all comfort women to look ex-ractly like Perosi and now all your comfort women look ugly like … dunno … (sucking air between front teeth) … mix between Perosi and Hirry Crinton.  I think Phat Pong is spy for yan-kee dog capitalists because suddenry, Madam Perosi is on the way her to Panmunjom as special envoy to most ex-erant glate reader’s glatest ever country.  But if glate reader doesn’t care about this, then neither do I.  Here is your klipsey klemes and cheeses.  Comfort women are in back of truck outside.  And as you ordered, all condoms have been modified with pin prick ... oops, poor choice of words.  I means pin hole.  No one in all the world is greater prick than you, glate reader.”

Wang turns away muttering, “Phat Pong big mistake.”

KJ: Perosi ! Crinton.  Damnit Wang you just make me upchuck greatest Kimchi in whole why whirl !  Then you calls me Plick !

KJ Who is now incensed at General Wang's insolence and mention of piglosi and crinton in very same sentence is out of mind with rage and has him drawn, quartered, reduced in rank below private, burned, eaten by wild dogs while being made to hold live mortar round to chest.

General Wang will be replaced by General Won Hung Lo.

General Won Hung Lo approaches Great Leader, bows subserviently ...

“Most honorable President Kim, fank you for your glate confidences in me, a rowly servant of the glatest reader in all the worlds.” 

He resumes normal stance at the position of attention and continues, “Mrs. Lo has baked you many sweets that wival the leputation of krispie kremes and cheeses.  She hopes you will find favor in these tasty mo .... mo .... mo-resals.”

“As you know, change is inevi ... inevi ... inebbetable.  I have alweady kreaned out General Wang’s desk and you will be happy to know that I have wipped to shweds that picture of you in a most cweative yet amusing sexual position with General Wang’s little uh ... wang and pet donkey

But now glate reader, I am set to assume my most awesome duties.  Just tells me what you want, and I will gets it for you, except for Field Marshal Phat Pong, who has seemingly disappeared with four comfort womens.  Fortunately, all look like perosi or crinton.  Suspect Phat Pong spend too much time on pig farm and like it.

KJ: You are doing well general Hung Lo.  Take Dearest Leader suck up medal from shelf on way out.  First off, Go to Staples, or Office Depots and get plenty Dear Leader Thoughts Notebooks,  You will need them.  And many pens too.

I tired right now, so while you are away researching how to best serve Great Reader, I want you to come up with ways I can imitate Great Tweeter for our upcoming summit.  I know everything Yuuuge, and I will also be greatest person on planet, but I need to get the nuances committed to memories also.  I must make good impression with Tweeter. I must be Art of Deal.  Also pick 26 generals and rename them to Mad Dog.  I introduce to Tweeter when he arrive.

You are dismissed.

 

Fade to black.....   Tune in next time. In meantime imagine General Won Hung Lo and what may transpire in the Hermit Kingdom in presence of Dearest Reader.

Being A Sentry at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

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Excerpt:

Then you have uniforms. The basic uniform of a Tomb Sentinel consists of a heavy wool uniform that weighs in excess of 10 pounds on its own, an M14 rifle outfitted with a custom stock, heavy boots with metal inserts to assist in making that signature “click” sound everyone loves so much and a host of smaller adornments like belts, holsters and a pair of sunglasses to help shield a guard’s eyes from glare. It’s noted that trainee guards will sometimes spend in excess of 10-12 hours per day just cleaning and preparing their uniform to get it to the exacting standards of their superiors who themselves will spend about 6-8 hours cleaning and pressing their own uniforms, despite their extensive experience in the task. As part of this preparation, the badges, buttons and medals on the uniform must also be accurately placed to within “1/64th of an inch”.

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More Secret Recordings From DPRK HQ - Pingpong, NK

Kim Jong:  General Wang !

GW: I'm here Greatest One, Ready for HUGS !

KJ: No Wang, Hugs just pretend last time.  Me and good friend Xi Jingpinpang Troll Great Tweeter about Peace Plan !  Oh ho ho hos !

GW: Shouldn't that be Good friend Xi Jinpangpong and I Greatest Leader?

KJ: How dares you bring your insolence to my palace Wang ! Drop and Give me 50 !

GW: (doing pushups with chest and pants legs covered with medals)  Ooh, Ouch, Oh, Yaeeeaiii, Aaah, - It Hurt Greatest Leader !

KJ: Maybe you remember next time to leave insolence outside palace !

GW: I will Dearest Leader !  Ooh, Ahh, Yaaiee  GW Completes pushups....

GW: Thanks you Great One, you so clever to scheme with Xi Jongpangping against Great Tweeter !
 
KJ:  I'm knows it Wang.  Long Time.  No doubt Tweeter keep sanctions on.  Go over to officers mess and bring back all Klipsey Klemes and all Cheeses !  Call friends in Iran and ask borrow more nukes and missiles..  Set up evening with Comfort Women's Forces !  Many girls not same as last time too.

GW writing frantically in "Dearest Leader Thoughts Notebook (DLTN)" as forehead perspires profusely..  "Bring back all Klipsey Cheeses and Cleamy girls.. call Iran and ask for nuke bombs and comfort missiles..."  Oh Geeez I hope I'm not screws this up.

GW: Dearest Leader, I so impressed when you stick it to Great Tweeter, I want to celebrate all time.

KJ: I hope you notice I also Troll  Great Tweeters new Secy of State Mike Pompoms !  Plus we not show up for pre-meeting with American diplomats !  We stand them up like unattractive raccoons.

GW: Yes Your Majesty ! I did !  Now I want to hug you again !

KJ:  No Hug !  Come at me like Amerlican Football player that just get 1st down and do belly smash ! General Wang run up to Kim Jong and bounce bellies.  General Wang bounce off Kim Jong belly like tennis ball and fly through palace window then land in middle of platoon of comfort women forces performing drills outside palace...  Oooh, aahh, moan, OH, Grrrr, Aaghghhh  (General Wang thinking) "Must keep focus on mission!"  "OMG Where Dearest Leader Thoughts Notebook !?"

Tune in Next time to see how General Wang navigates such perilous situation.



 

Is There Anyone Who Doesn't Know This?

Les Paul Gave the World The Goods !

I Sure Miss Steve Irwin, But What About Charlie Parker ?

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Is it Super Funky ? Is it Badass ?

From the 5 minute mark, I mean 2 minute mark, I'm gonna say Yea.

Now Here is a Saturn Moon That Has Been Screwed Almost as Much as the American People

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What lies at the bottom of Hyperion's strange craters? 

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In Honor of Springtime - The Robin's Egg Nebula

This pretty cosmic cloud lies some 1,500 light-years away, its shape and color reminiscent of a blue robin's egg. It spans about 3 light-years, nested securely within the boundaries of the southern constellation Fornax. Recognized as a planetary nebula, NGC 1360 doesn't represent a beginning though. Instead it corresponds to a....


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I love The Fist Bump on Row 2

Ah Hell, I love em all.

Guest Post by IMP

Anyone watching Haspel getting grilled over the CIA's attempts to keep us safe and uncover the scum that killed and kills Americans all over the world? 

And that the demrat pieces of treasonous untrustworthy shits as well as treasonous bastards...are still grilling, accusing and wanting answers for the LEGAL, APPROVED waterboarding 17 years ago of that bastard murdering Islamic stooge on 911? 

 

It's clear to me that demrat women don't have guts, brains, fortitude or the common sense when it comes to our enemies and our defense. I swear that for them alone we should repeal the 19th amendment! 

 

These quislings want a woman president? When there's not one of them fit to have a jihadist wipe their asses? Watching Feinstein and that moron from Maine.....I'll call her shaky... grill this woman about "America values" and "morality" and right and wrong??!!

 

I don't know how you guys feel but I too might want to move to New Zealand if we ever made the gargantuan mistake of switching to the popular vote and electing some phony ass liberal commie "progressive" media whore to the White House. 

 

Don't any of these completely naive stupid, bat crap crazy... especially those females remember what happened to us cause we let our guard down on September 11, 2001? 

Because they wanted us to look nice and sweet and not mean old capitalists or colonialists? Don't they look around every day and witness the carnage, murder, genocide these animals commit every day.

 

And now this huckster sucker Kamilla Harris harping on about "do you think the actions the CIA used was "IMMORAL"? DO YOU ...YES OR NO? OVER AND OVER AGAIN ABOUT "moronic morality". 

Do we want these people in power deciding our future well being...our country's safety and our country's defense? Never...I'll take torturing some animal 24/7 to save the lives of any and all Americans if it's deemed necessary...to waterboard, to deny sleep, to deny a noise-free environment and continually play 180 decibels hard metal rock into their ears ( and not James Taylor like these assholes would rather do )...to feed them putrid dumpster fluids....or a rotting Big Whopper. 

 

We can't trust these sissies to save us, wage a justified counter-espionage mission or assassinations of their bosses if need be...to save one American....even the snowflake eggplants that pass for demrats in college today. God help us if a Pochantis Warren, a Kamilla Harris, an Oprah gets into that office. 

 

I despise demrats to the very core of my being. These people are determined to deny us our rights...to flood this country with parasites, disloyal sponges and to make an America a 3rd world dung hole just to keep our so-called "values" while destroying ourselves, our 242 years of greatness, our traditions and yes...our race, our core beliefs and religion. 

 

Call me whatever the hell you want. But I'll be damned if I'm going to deny my racial heritage or my ancestors cause the failures among us will feel better about their total lack of contributions to this once great country. To that 90 % of those perpetual whiny, infantile, racist inadequate losers and criminals that are still slaves to their white demrat masters. 

Who in total, with extremely few successful examples, has an unbroken record of failure, disloyalty, rampage, rioting and incredible displays of any moral scruples, of self-discipline, of the basic requirements of education to take charge of their own lives. And who, like Whoppi asked the other day..."What has he done for African "Americans" yet"? And the silence of those privileged white girls to not say...WHY SHOULD HE? WHY SHOULD THEY EXPECT TO BE TREATED ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN EVERY OTHER AMERICAN CITIZEN?

That statement alone cries out for a total rejection for its soft bigotry of yes once again....LOW OR NO expectations to shovel their own shit for a change. That they look in the mirror and say "black is beautiful" but don't understand the irony of actually believing that because of their color....they can't achieve independence, wealth, education, greatness, responsibility for their own actions.

That we're responsible for another 4 generations to "level the playing field". Too blind to look around and see that their completely racist advocates like Sharpton, Jackson, the entire CBC, Waters, Wilson, Lee, Cummings are filthy rich while riding their backs and blaming the white man again. 

This rapper Kanye guy is now being told...he's no longer black because he's daring to think outside the box of donkeys that are still chained to the very party that lynched them, shot them, enslaved them, incorporated an organization of white hooded night riders to terrorize them and deny them their 14th Amendment rights. Openly and gleefully hosed them, stood in the doorways of schools and colleges, bombed their churches and murdered their children. 

It's more unbelievable and absurd to believe that our founders were guilty of crimes and we need to completely rewrite our history, tear down monuments, rename schools while praising the memory or Robert Byrd!

I thought, like so many of us, that somehow all the sacrifices that have been made, all the compromises and fixes, all the "affirmative" action have yielded us...not tranquility or peace or racial harmony but the total reversing of the last 50 years by mostly one man....and the dirty, monstrous race pimps that still convince them it's not their fault...and get an honest job and join the rest of our civilized citizens as is the huge majority of Americans that want to welcome them.

I give up.

I'm certain some might have a different take...but I dare them to tell us now...what the hell it is that they want to fix this once and for all. The Schumers, the Shiffs, the Pelousy's, the richest of the demrats ( while they accuse conservatives of any success or wealth they're entitled to ) dare to vote against their own little guy's interests while actually giving away any chance of employment or riches to ILLEGALS. The dems are now not just an opposition party as in the past...they're totally unAmerican, globalist, socialist and terrorists working against our will...our legitimately elected President and our Constitution.

News We'd Like to See

Melania Trump has adopted a new practice of smiling, throwing up her arms and yelling SCHWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG ! when entering a room with at least one man present.
When asked by Brit Hume what had motivated her to do so, she responded "Let's see Mooch accuse me of plagiarizing That!".

Devin Nunes hires Sammy the Bull Gravano to go to AG Sessions office and force him to give up unredacted Mueller and Steele Dossier related documents.  When questioned by special counsel members Sammy just says Faggeddaboudit.

Nana Pelosi offers up New democrat campaign platform - "We will Kill Every Freakin American after stealing all of their possessions".

Jeff Sessions ups ante on Stop and Frisk law defense and adds Stop and Rape, explaining This is God's plan for the advancement of American Culture.

President DJ Trump has reportedly hired disgraced crop duster pilot Russel Casse to fly over John McCain's funeral proceedings dragging a banner that reads "You're no hero Johnny Crash".  Paul 'Lyin' Ryan objects to this "unhelpful display of disrespect" and adds "Please Mr Sessions won't you give us the documents?  Please?"

Rosie O'donnell files Sex Abuse Charges against Kathy Griffin, citing kidnapping, torture, forced sex and forced feeding of Michael Moore in total disrespect of one of his numerous 10 minute hunger strikes while he is in his underwear on a time out.  (Fortunately for you no images are available) Rosie admits to being a transgendered Kahlid Mohammed.  So far, she's only been able to afford having the face altered toward the female form.

Maxine Waters has been moved to a dementia qualified nursing facility after being found naked on the street hammering # 12 nails into a stuffed effigy of President DJ Trump while screaming Em Peaches!

Chuck Shumer finally has cataract surgery and within a week of recovery exclaims Holy Shit, This is what the democrats are up to !?  He joins a missionary outpost in Namibia and vows to work against the democrats and moslems wherever they may be found.  He is murdered day 3 on the mission.

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Caption Please

Here's mine:
Comey - yes, I've already given clinton a pass and have destroyed all the physical evidence that was available.
obama - Oh yes, when clinton gets elected it will be party time continued for raking in money and destroying America.
Mueller - Good work James !

I'm sure they weren't talking about the FBI's latest success story.

And if you do an image search on these three POSs, it is clear they spent a Lot of time together.  Scheming no doubt.

Peace Is Brewing Somewhere in the DPRK !

Kim Jong: General Wang, Come Qrickly, I needs hug !

Wang:  I am here Greatest Peacemaker ! (hugs)(hugs)(hugs)

KJ: That good, now I need to hug everyone in North Korea, especially Pleasure Squads 1,2,3,4,5 and Top Seclet Team 6 !

Wang: I have them all waiting outside door for you Great Peacemaker !

KJ: I'm knows it Long Time General Wang.  Take new Peacemaker Medal with special Hugs Device for self.

KJ: I can't waits to hug Great Tweeter !

Wang: Be careful Great Peacemaker, remember what happen to James Comey when get hug from Great Tweeter !

KJ: I'm Knows It General Wang. I'm not let him kiss me like stupid Comey do.

KJ: General Wang, collect all seclet criminal evidence on all Amerlican Democrat politicians and federal employees.  I will give to Great Tweeter in exchange for Really Really good deals.  Be sures to include Very Special file on Balack Oblama !  We get that plick good.

Wang: (Rubbing hands together and thinking out loud as he runs off to complete mission) Oh I can't wait to see Clapper, Crapper, and Pantsuit Beast and all other Vely Ugly Democrat female creatures swinging from gallows !

KJ: Oh, and Put On New Joe Satriani Soul Tune to celebrate !

Wang: Right Away Boss !

KJ:  Man, that makes me tap foot and hug Everyone ! (Except ugly democrats)

Public Education, How Bad Do You Think It Is?

It's worse.

Below are the main statistics to know.  The charts are by percentage.  

No state has more than 50% of 8th grade students proficient at math or reading.  I was surprised.

It would be interesting to know the absolute number of students as the number in a lot of states should be lower than the number of students in a high populated state like California which comes in #36 out of 50 states in math and reading.

These 8th graders will probably do even worse when they move into more complex math in high school without the basics under their belts.  Then college?  Faggeddaboudit.

Public education needs to be tossed into the trash along with the teachers unions.  We need locally governed schools with performance motivated teachers.

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