Friday, October 30, 2020

Bubbles !

 No, not the stripper.  

These are the result of activity at the final phase in the life of a star or two in this case.

I wonder if Joe Biden will produce some sort of bubble at the end of his political life on Nov 4.. 

Anyway, click the pic to read the description and explore these phenomena in excruciating detail.



Thursday, October 15, 2020

Highlights of the Hearings for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett

Lindsey Graham: Good morning Ms Barrett.  As we open these hearings to determine if you are suited and qualified for the position of Supreme Court Jurist, do you have any opening statements?

Amy: Yes, let me just say to all of you and some of you -

Those whom I love, I reprove and discipline, so be zealous and repent. 

Do not fear what you are about to suffer. Behold, the devil is about to throw some of you into prison, that you may be tested, and for ten days you will have tribulation. Be faithful unto death, and I will give you the crown of life.
Graham: Very good Ms Barrett, let me open the questioning by going to Senator Leahy.
Leahy: Ms Barrett I would like to know how you would rule on a potential Emoluments Clause case involving President Trump. This committee has it on good authority that Trump organizations have received 27 trillion dollars in rent payments since he was elected.
Amy: I could not rule on what appears to be heresay and I was also not aware that Presidential Nominee Joe Biden would have the ability to ask questions in this hearing through the committee members.
Leahy: Nevermind, let's move to the next questioner then.
Senator Booker: What do you say to those who claim you will not judge based on the Constitution but instead by the Bible?

Amy:  Senator, let me quote from Mathew 5:17 through 18
"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished."

Senator Booker with a follow up question: Ms Barrett, isn't it true that the Republicans are trying to ram you down our throats in the middle of an election and wouldn't you agree that these are very bad people for doing this?
Amy: Let me just continue with a quote from Mathew 5:22 "But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother shall be guilty before the court; and whoever says to his brother, ‘You good-for-nothing,’ shall be guilty before the supreme court; and whoever says, ‘You fool,’ shall be guilty enough to go into the fiery hell."

Senator Booker cowers down behind the committee table trying to remember his prayers from confession when they forced him to go in 2nd grade.

Lindsey Graham: Let me warn the members of this committee that I'm getting close to screaming "This is a Sham!".  Don't make me do it.

Senator Hirono: Ms Barret, I must ask you as I have asked all Supreme Court Nominees with a first name of Amy and last name of Barrett..  Have you ever been accused of or convicted or even thought of committing sexual assault, or for example have you ever had say a 10 year old boy undress in front of you so you could enjoy his young manly fruits while he sponged down your naked body with pineapple flavored bubble bath and...
Lindsey Graham:  That's Enough Senator !
Senator Hirono: Please answer the question Ms Barrett.
Amy: No, I haven't. Have you senator?  Then Amy turned to also look at Senator Harris' face which clearly showed a lustful excitement and then she stared intently into Harris' sunken eyes.  Senator Harris screamed, shot from her chair and bolted from the committee room mumbling "bitch ain't asking me that question" to never be seen again.

At this moment, former President George W Bush crashed into the proceeding with Michelle Obama in tow, and like Kanye West at some awards show rudely interrupting Taylor Swift, screamed how Michelle should be sitting in the nominee seat and not this skinny Barrett chick. 
Ted Cruz at that moment took out his vintage Colt 45 six gun which was used by Wyatt Earp at the Ok Coral pulled the hammer halfway back, spun the cylinder, and threatened them with serious bodily injury if they didn't immediately leave the room.  George and Michelle began to leave the room sulking, George mumbling over and over "I wish I was still President, I wish I was still President..", and Michelle screaming "I Hate America's Guts !  I wanna be on the Supreme Court!",  Bailiffs had to drag them out the rest of the way feet first.  The bailiff dragging Michelle winced as he looked at Michelle whose dress was now riding up and yelled, For God's sake don't look. Don't look!

Lindsey Graham once again threatened to call the proceedings a sham and to even get mad if necessary.  Senator Klobachar do you have any questions for Ms Barrett?

Yes, Ms Barrett, it has come to our attention that you may end up ruling on the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act and I'd like to know how prepared you are to deny health care to a young gender confused black boy or girl, bullied daily by little white supremacists, chased home by crazed policemen, desperately needing immediate medical attention due to racism and the climate crisis inspired Covid-19 affliction !?

Amy: Huh?

Lindsey Graham: Alright let's move on, this is obvious political vote pandering and I'm about to scream Sham!  Shame on this Sham !  Now we've all heard enough to cast our votes.  Voting will be on Oct 22 God Willing and the Creek Don't rise and my new lingerie arrives in time !

Just then Mitt Romney busts into the chamber and declares "My hand stumbles as I try to vote Yes for you Ms Barrett !"

Amy:  Senator Romney, let me quote from Mathew 18:8 - "If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; it is better for you to enter life crippled or lame, than to have two hands or two feet and be cast into the eternal fire."

Lindsey Graham:  That's enough of this tomfoolery!  Ms Barrett, do you have any final statements or comments concerning your nomination?

Amy: To you democrat Senators I quote from Mathew 23:33 - "You serpents, you brood of vipers, how will you escape the sentence of hell?"  - and also from Revelations 20:14 - Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire.  Bon Voyage!

Finally, from Galatians 5:19 through 21 "Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God."

The meeting adjourned as the democrats ran screaming from the chamber, bodies convulsing like vampires being drug into the sunlight. As usual.

Sunday, October 11, 2020

President Donald J Trump's interview by Dr Marc Seigel

h/t Adrienne

The real interview went like this......

Dr MS: Mr President, when did you first notice something wasn't quite right with your health?

DJT: Well Marc, I felt my strength was down and looking around the White House and in all of my clothing, I was finding pieces of Kryptonite. Some very small, but some very large, like in the closets and under the beds the pieces were quite large. I must say Kryptonite doesn't affect me as much lately like it used to but the doctors still thought it would be a good idea to isolate me at Walter Reed while the Kryptonite was removed from the White House. It was only a day and a half and I was at full strength again but the doctors insisted I stay another 2 days to be sure.

Dr MS: How do you think the Kryptonite got into the White House Mr President?

DJT: Well, clearly this was the work of the Deep State and largely, I think the bulk of it was brought in by that drunken slut Crazy Nancy and her sidekick Chuckie Schumer. They've been in and out of the White House for over a couple weeks now pretending to want to negotiate the Covid Relief funds that we so desperately need to keep the economy strong and more importantly keep food on the table for the families of all the out of work restaurant workers and others who have been displaced by this China hoax. That is how I think the Kryptonite got in there Marc. Terrible thing but nothing new for these two Satan worshippers eh Marc? But Crazy Nancy and the Satan Puppet Schumer are no doubt laughing at the suffering going on everyday by millions of American families. They have no intention of bringing relief to the American people. These are the kinds of people they are Marc. They should be put on the Highway to Hell strapped to some of those rockets that Wile E Coyote uses. Shoot them right down there. This I will tell you Marc but it is not up to us to enact this kind of eternal punishment, that is up to God.

Dr MS: Mr President, how is the First Lady Melania doing?

DJT: Well, she was never at risk, she is stronger on her worst day than all the democrats put together on their best day. She wants the children to know that soon after I am re-elected, relief will be brought to they and their families and that we will be putting all of these hideous people in jail, from the Satanic beast clinton, to the murderous governors of NY and California. I tell them Hang On you wonderful children and hope your parents and siblings of voting age have a couple brain cells to rub together on election day.

Dr MS: Thank you Mr President and we all wish you a wonderful week and great health. Goodbye for now and if you don't mind I'd like to share one of your X-rays from Walter Reed for anyone who is worried that you are still being negatively affected by the Kryptonite attack.

DJT: Thank you Marc, and yes please do.


Monday, October 5, 2020

Don't be a Crab

You'll become a crab nebula like this one.

This is what happens to a star (a celebrity perhaps) who is always a crab.  You know, imagine your favorite celebrity that has a mental disease and may be about to work themselves into a spontaneous human supernova explosion on or about Nov 4th.   Let's hope they've moved out of country first.

Description excerpt...

"In the nebula's very center lies a pulsar: a neutron star as massive as the Sun but with only the size of a small town. The Crab Pulsar rotates about 30 times each second."

Click the image to read the rest of the fascinating details.

Be sure to click a couple more times to get the ludicrously large version to explore.