Thursday, February 28, 2019

Inside Skinny on Latest N Korea Talks

(KJ - Kim Jong Un, HL - Wun Hung Lo)
KJ: Wun Hung Lo! Come Qrick !

HL: I here Greatest Leader! How may I serve You !?

KJ: How Greatest Tweeter find out about our double seaclet Nuklar ballistic missile sites ??

HL: I'm not knows Dearest Leader but I find out.  Wife, Sweet Chariot presently impersonating Lady Gagme in USA and getting much information from radioactive jello-brained Horrywood peoples and dipstick FBI's peoples.

KJ: Vely Good Hung Low, I'm hopes Sweet Not have to bed Horrywood dipsticks for info.

HL: No Great Dearest Leader  and Thank You profusely, but Horrywood peoples give all information just for slightest look at body parts.  ha ha ha. Sweet lift skirt a rittle and Horrwood dipsticks spill all !

KJ: I'm knows it Hung Lo, Feeble Amerlican males too weak to desclibe. Geeex, half of them think they women anyways !

HL: I'm knows it Dearest Greatest Leader ! Ho Ho Ho.

KJ: Wun, take new N. Korea thigh puncturing medal of servitude from top shelf on way out.

HL: (Oh My Ouch)  Thanking You profusely again Greatest Leader!

KJ thought balloon - Yea, just get the hell out and send in the Comfort Women's Forces !  And some aged cheddar....
KJ: Damn Great Tweeter !

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Someone Needs to Tell AOC !

Not only are they not re-using the recyclables, they are incinerating them tossing toxic fumes and Gasp !  CO2 into our atmosphere !

Read All Abouddit !

Aluminum cans excepted.  Bums are actually paid to turn those in. (Your litmus test for what recyclables have any value)

Also Penn and Teller have a youtube out there from their Bullshit Show about how Recycling is a handjob at best.

Monday, February 18, 2019

Like Wow Man


Click the Image or suffer the consequences of having dinner with Sandra Cortez.  Be prepared to pick up the tab.

Monday, February 11, 2019

Another Sea Story - Pittsburgh in the Early 70's

So, there was little money around and even fewer jobs for kids like myself with little experience.

One night I met up with a guy named Bob who was helping his friend put a 1967 Malibu body onto a new [stolen] frame.  I didn't know at the time about the stolen.  So, hanging around, drinking beer that if we left it sitting on the ledge for more than a minute or two started to become frozen beer.  It was that cold, but for Pittsburgh in the early 70's nothing new either.

The relationship between Bob and I developed and  it wasn't long before we decided to get into an apartment together.  We were 18.

The place was the 3rd floor of This Place, The Last House On the Left.

So, as we spent our time partying and looking for employment to bring in some money, we also spent some time in various activities out of boredom.   On one of these evenings, Bob and I were playing poker, specifically Jacks to Open - Trips to win.  Briefly, you had to have at least a paid of jacks to open and at least 3 of a kind to win the pot.  But you could bluff after the open.  If you open and you don't have at least a pair of jacks you lose the pot, but if you have at least a pair of jacks, you can bluff and try to get your opponent(s) to drop out.  Hope that's clear.

In the meantime, each new deal resulting in no one having at least 3 of a kind means everyone ante's up for the next deal and the whole thing starts over again.  We had been playing a long time and not for a large amount of money for ante.  We had tried to bluff each other out several times and as a result, after close to an hour with no victor, there was 1500 and change in the pot.  That was a Huge amount of money for a couple slobs barely able to find work.

In the last hand, Bob was dealing (good thing) and he was dealt a Full House from the get go.  I was dealt the Ace and 2 of Clubs and three garbage cards.  He opens of course and with a sizeable bet.  I'm in of course.  He takes no cards. (Is he setting me up for another bluff?)  I draw 3 cards ! He must have been licking his lips !

I draw the 3, 4, and 5 of clubs for a Straight Flush.  He bets, I call and raise, he is smiling, He calls and raises, I'm smiling.  He thinks I think he's bluffing.  At the end of the calls and raises, he shows his full house.

I lay down my Straight Flush that I got drawing Three Cards! and he goes absolutely nuts.  He runs into the kitchen and tears the door off the wall and throws it down the stairs.  He runs out of the house and isn't seen again for an hour or so.  LOL.  Call me Mr Lucky.

Man he was pissed.  Stayed friends though. He was my best man twice, and I his once.


Sunday, February 10, 2019

The Only Dumb Animal Walks on Two Feet

Here is a young girl who gets gifts from crows because she feeds them.

Click the image to read the rest.

Thursday, February 7, 2019

It is Impossible to Represent my Hysterical Laughter in Text Form Here

So, Here is the Green New Deal From the person with an IQ so much into minus numbers, it can't even be measured on the Negative Richter Scale.

If you're short on time, skip the Overview and go right to "Resolution Summary".

Some of the things that caught my eye:

  • Replace All air travel with high speed rail
  • Upgrade or replace every single building in the USA to be 100% renewable, CO2 free energy efficient
  • Get rid of All the Nuclear power plants
  • Guarantee jobs for every single person in the USA of working age.
  • Guarantee a living income for all persons unable or UNWILLING to work
  • Everybody is in a Union.
  • Remove all internal combustion cars and build charging stations Everywhere.
And it all must be done in 10 years.

And here is the main article where I found this.

In a sober moment I must realize that a lot of government people are old, and in 20-30 years will all be replaced by reasonable facsimile's of one Alexandria Ocaseanuts-KorTezzzzzzzzzz.

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Sunday, February 3, 2019

Someone You Should Know - Group Captain Sir Douglas Robert Steuart Bader

Bader joined the RAF in 1928, and was commissioned in 1930. In December 1931, while attempting some aerobatics, he crashed and lost both his legs. Having been on the brink of death, he recovered, retook flight training, passed his check flights and then requested reactivation as a pilot. Although there were no regulations applicable to his situation, he was retired against his will on medical grounds.[3] After the outbreak of the Second World War in 1939, however, Douglas Bader returned to the RAF and was accepted as a pilot. He scored his first victories over Dunkirk during the Battle of France in 1940. 

He became an Ace.  He was credited with 22 aerial victories, four shared victories, six probables, one shared probable and 11 enemy aircraft damaged.

Read the rest...

The Germans so respected him, they allowed a bomber crew to drop a new artificial leg that was lost during his crash and capture in Germany.

I also understand that in his last written documents, he swore on his Mother's grave that should Donald John Trump ever be elected to the Presidency of the United States, he would Not request crayons, coloring books or play-doh to try to deal with such an event.