Wednesday, July 31, 2019

So, Tommy Grew Up in Australia and Joined the Family Band (Named Midget Safari) at Age 6

Playing Guitar.

As they toured through Australia, he met many of the local inhabitants, and for this story, Aborigines.

The Aborigine Initiation from boyhood into manhood is brutal.

It isn't any better for the female.

So, Tommy wrote this tune, called Initiation.

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Didn't Think I Ever Would, But I'm Setting Up a GoFundMe Page

for an adorable 10 year old boy running a lemonade stand who is now being sued by an LGBT lawyer because he refused to cater a same sex wedding with his most intoxicating non-alcoholic Lemonade.

He needs our help folks.

Picture and personal details not provided to protect this young man and his family.  You know how Mini-AOC had to purge all of her funny and perfectly innocent online social media to protect her and her family from leftist vermin.  Let's not have this happen with this young man and his family.

Therefore, the GoFundMe page has been created with My Persona so as to insulate them.

Cross My Heart and Hope to Die, I will forward any and all funds to this latest victim of homo-leftist-commie-marxist-fascist-activist Scum.

Thank you.  GoFundMe link to be provided at a later date.

Saturday, July 27, 2019

4 More Years of Great Tweeter !!

KJ: General Won Hung Lo, comes qrick !
HL: I here Greatest Leader !
KJ: Pathetic American democrats make sure Great Tweeter President 4 more years !  Time for News Tactics !

HL: Great Reader, I Agrees !  Hows bout Golf Game with Great Tweeter to show world who is more physicarry fit and who has most talents !

KJ: Good Idea Hung Lo - Take Good Idea Medal off shelf and afix to uniform !
HL thought balloon: (Prease God in Heaven NO!)

HL: Thanks You Dearest Reader !  May suggest practice golf ahead of Tweeter arrival?
KJ:  Nuther Good Idea Hung Lo -  Take Another Good Idea Medal off shelf and afix to uniform 
HL thought balloon: (Prease God in Heaven NO! Wife Sweet Cheeriot in Pain When Make Out Session !) 
We find Kim Jong Un getting ready for Epic Awesome Golf Match with Great Tweeter.  Here we see KJ on practice green with wanna be comfort women forces caddies. As is customary, Military and other officials write down everything KJ says in their DLTN's (dear leader thoughts notebooks)

Golf Match now being reported widely in DPRK "Never Lie" News Media !

Headline is President Trump practicing like madman while Kim Jong Un not slightest bit worried about beating President Trump just like dissatisfied moslem vermin with rotted teeth in unsatisfying intimate scene with insolent goat for carnal pleasures.

In an effort to bring international acclaim to this incredibly awesome and epic display of force between the leaders of DPRK and USA, golfing legends Johnny Miller and Ken Venturi have been secured as commentators for the match.  What can I say, I have tingles running up and down my fur covered legs.

Well, here we are on the first tee.  Let's acknowledge our comfort women forces caddies for this momentous event.  Each player will have 14 very sexy caddies, one for each club in the bag.  Here are a sampling of these wonderful DPRK vixens.

Ken Venturi Opines that "these are some ladies that would get the attention of Jeff Epstein and all of his high level friends".  Johnny Miller just nods and smiles.

And the round begins.  Here is an artist conception of KJ teeing off on the first hole.  Hole 1 - Par 5 - 576 yds.  KJ chooses 7 iron.  Actual photo censored by DPRK media.

KJ's ball bounces off water (splish), then off tree (bonk), and roll out of sight.  General Won Hung Lo pick up ball, and run to 1st green unnoticed and drop ball into hole.  KJ scores hole in one for 1st hole.

President DJ Trump tees off while comfort women forces flash him on 1st tee and he drives into the rough while Ken Venturi screams "No, not the 3 wood!".  Here DJT setting up for 2nd shot to green.  DJT winces as ball flies into sand trap left of green while Ken Venturi once again screams "No, not the 3 wood!". Gonna be long day for DJT.

Each hole go about same way on front nine, then miraculously DJT catch up to KJ on back nine and game is all even after hole # 18.  KJ claim he let DJT catch up.

Golf Match go into overtime and extra holes.  Game will be settled tomorrow on famous Pingpong Putt Putt Golf Course in match known as sudden death or as KJ puts it to his general, "When I said Nuke the Chinese, I was talking about microwaving my take out!"  The event promises to be a real nail biter for all high level DPRK military suck ups.

Johnny Miller tells us "Comfort women forces are preparing the putt putt venue with toothbrushes and brillo pads so that everything will be perfect for tomorrow.  The event could not provide more drama than even Martha Raddatz with a story about an overturned semi on I-95 on ABC's nightly "World News".

My heart is beating like AOC's when discovering a rogue garbage disposal in her DC apartment kitchen.

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Busy Times Here at Chez Kid, so Here is Another View of Our Spacial Environment

Which is Not subject to the global warming scam just yet.

M83.  Click the pic to get to APOD and click again to get a description and the high resolution version that you can zoom in on and look for aliens. Forget looking for deceased democrats, those bastards are all burning in hell.

Whatever you do, do not do image searches for jerry nadler.  Oofda the ugly is off the charts.  I don't think blind goats would even be willing.

Monday, July 22, 2019

Another Surprise - The Earth Ain't Flat

Click the image for a free ice cream bar.

How about this dipstick?

Flat Earth believers have one more thing to hang their hat on, their very own Flat Earth rocket man. "Mad" Mike Hughes finally launched his homemade rocket into the sky, with him aboard, in an attempt to prove that the Earth is indeed as flat as a pancake.

The launch, which took place on Saturday afternoon in the Mojave Desert in California sent Mad Mike 1,875 feet into the sky in his big green rocket. The rocket, labeled with "RESEARCH FLAT EARTH", operated surprisingly smoothly given it was homemade and built on a very small budget. The rocket was built using scrap metal and estimates indicate the final cost to be about $20,000.

He spends 20 grand to go up 1,875 feet to see if the Earth is really flat. He could have spent 80 bucks to take a short plane ride at 33,000 feet and get a much better view.

Read the Rest if you like.

Sunday, July 21, 2019

There's a Surprise - Moon Quakes.

Hell, I'd be more worried about How the Pizza Gets Made on the moon !

Click the Pic or Join the Marines !

Monday, July 15, 2019

Lemme Tell Ya About Galactic Centers Ok?

Click the image and go and Read the Description then come on back and set a spell to check out my description.

APOD claims The Arc is not well understood.  I understand it just fine.  The Arc is Hell and it is where all democrats and other heathen go to serve in fire, and smoke, and torture, and suffering, until the end of time. Sgr A is a black hole that captures any heathen vermin that manage to temporarily escape The Arc and tosses them back into The Arc.

The Ark was a savior. The Arc is a holding tank for evil.
The other elements in this image are holding tanks for evil that which tortures and plays with evil on its way to The Arc just for that added terror anticipation factor.

Anytime you get upset with some democrat vermin POS like liz warren, rest assured they will soon end up surfing fire and brimstone in The Arc without a life jacket.  Not to worry.

Sunday, July 14, 2019

If I May Be Permitted A Small Detour From Polite Language....

Fuckin A.

“So interesting to see ‘Progressive’ Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly……… and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run,” Trump wrote.

Eagle Aurora

Click the pic to read the description for how these things appear.

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Hey, What's Happenin ?

A selection from today

A manta Ray asks for help and gets it.  Click the image.

I see this as a good thing.  Keep em down there.  Let's see how it works out as Nafta was apparently a bust.

Single Payer Health Care.  Hell yea. 4.4 million waiting in England for Routine operations.

Donald J Trump is the most non-criminal person in all of DC history. Hordes of Trump haters investigated this guy for 3.5 years now and have not found a single thing. Not even spitting on the sidewalk.

McCabe is a Major Sleazebag.  Guess how many more sleazebags there are.

It rained and is raining in Lousiana again.  "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" But it is a sign the end is near.

FU John Roberts

I want to read this kinda stuff Every Day.

obama brought 650,00 Somali's and planted them in Minnesota. 

Getting close to a Conservative Majority on the 9th Circuit.  Hell Yea !

Child Protective Services a Major Player in Child Sex Trafficking.  Well hell, isn't that par for the course today.

Mueller investigation Failed to prove the DNC server was hacked.  How pathetic are these people?  Even moreso the people who buy into this nonsense.

Trump is starting to WIN at the 9th Circuit !

This is not good.

Bloodhound SSC to Begin Speed Trials in October

toward the goal of achieving 1000 mph on land.

Click the image for the whole story.

Thursday, July 11, 2019

Now That's An Interesting Space Critter

Kind of looks like the microscopic view of a single cell critter full a chromosomes (of which there are only 2 kinds) and genes and stuff.

Click on the image to go for a description below the picture and another click to be able to zoom in.

 Or if you're in the middle of having sex and you want the quick closeup view, here she be.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Stolen From Knuckledraggin's Place...

Yea Girl, That's Quite an Improvement !

I don't think there was ever a time I would commit to having a particular set of bumper stickers plastered all over my car and then agree to have them transferred to every car I would ever own or drive for the rest of my life.

No doubt there are males who tell this female that she is "awesome" because that is what males do when they want sex.  They'll tell you any damn thing.  Who would marry this girl?  Who would hire this girl? 

And that's just the part of her we can see.  I can't imagine she doesn't have a tramp stamp and a welcome mat.

Monday, July 8, 2019

Why Does Modern Art Suck So Bad.

I find it interesting that this professor does not bring up the fact that degrading art was one of Russia's Subversive Goals in their attack on America.  Yes. Destroy Art in the country of your enemy and you further degrade their resolve to maintain themselves as a Superior Moral nation.  The end result? Valuable Paintings that are nothing more than white paint on a white canvas sold for millions.  If only I'd known years ago.  I can create some real shit when it comes to 'art'.

How much more can you fuck things up that that ?

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Billionaire Trump Supporter Dies in Helicopter Crash

You Decide.

I have no bet either way.  I will tell you that I would never get on a small aircraft with a pilot I didn't know and trust to the extreme.

Thursday, July 4, 2019