Jim Carrey and George Conway arrested by Secret Service agents while attempting to enter White House and assassinate president Donald Trump with Tomahawk stolen from Elizabeth Warren's makeshift Teepee. Little did they know Tomahawk was rubber fake replica anyway.
Bobby DeNiro can't stop crying even while in ICU. Ex-wife claims he hasn't taken a shower in 3 and a half months. ICU nurses wearing gas masks. Doctors don welding googles.
Joe Biden in virtual video campaign event says "Folks Folks Folks, Democrats need to investigate them selves now. They've run out of things to investigate."
AOC talks about critical shortage of kraft box macaroni and velveeta cheese. She's serious folks. Joe Biden opines that if only AOC was 20 years younger she'd make a great VP."
AOC claims Steele dossier too rusty to investigate.
FOX's Chris Wallace dares anyone to come forward with beadier eyes than he has.
Joe Biden beside himself after finding all hidden Easter eggs in underwear of young girls who were invited to the Joe Biden Easter Egg hunt event. Claims this more than qualifies him to be the leader of the 'thing', whatever that is.
Nana Pelosi warns "America is shut down for good" Posts video of Mayor DeBlasio wiping butt on grass at New York's Central Park in front of pre-teen victims of former Joe Biden sexual assaults. Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize following day.
Rosie O'Donnell receives Kennedy Center award for donating excessive body hair to young cancer patient children for wigs.
72 Virgins claim Joe Biden unable to perform sexually even with multiple viagra pills and a bottle of Night Train wine.
Jill Biden on MSNBC's Morning Joe show saying Told Ya !
Slow news day.....
HAHA!! If only Doctor Jill Biden would perform an emergency tonsillectomy and eye tear duct by-pass surgery on Bobby DeNiro, with nurse Whoopi assisting, then all would be right with the world. Hey, do you think Rosie will have any extra shear for a pair of Satrianni eye brows?
ReplyDeleteMr Blade, Rosie grows hair faster than Bamboo grows in China. And that's something. Yea, Joe might be interested in some extra hair. Then again.
DeleteBtw Mr Blade... Rosie O'Donnell running short of cash now that underwear makers demanding fair compensation for products.....
Delete"FOX's Chris Wallace dares anyone to come forward with beadier eyes than he has."
DeleteRight on!
Thanks Ed !
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ReplyDeleteIf Nasty Pelosi is correct, and America is permanently shut down due to fears of viral infection, then we no longer need a House of Representatives, do we? See? Every dark cloud has a silver lining. I read somewhere, or maybe I just imagined it, that Joe Biden fondled Nasty Pelosi. It was a mistake though. He'd left his glasses on the table at home and given her speech patterns, mistook her for an eleven year old.
ReplyDeleteQuestion for the news expert: assuming that the voters in NYC toss Always on Crack toss her out of office in November, what will be her next gig? I'm thinking a college professor at Brown University, but it's just a wild guess on my part. Enlighten us, old wise one.
Mustang, your ability to focus on the important stuff defies explanation. I'm not worthy of your comments but thank you for them profusely anyhoo. Not only do you read between my lines but then you see exactly where I'm heading next...
DeleteYes, AOC has already been offered a professorship at Harvard. Economics (with no requirement for actually using math) and luxury Macaroni from a box meals for your husbands or significant others of any species or gender.
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ReplyDeleteWhen someone is both lacking in common sense and intellectual honesty, then you end up with someone like Chris Wallace. Now, I’m pretty sure Wallace sees himself as an intellectual; the kind of person who can see through the fog, able to understand complex issues. Someone smarter than the president, and way better than the rest of us. At best he’s a fence sitter; at worst, a wolf in sheep’s clothing. One may recall that the fence sitters sat around and did nothing while Rome burned to the ground, and this makes Wallace little different from those who are doing the torching. Yes, Chris has beady eyes, but it’s that smirk that irritates me, which is why I turn off the TV whenever he pops up. I don’t want to hear what he has to say. Nothing he says has any value to me, to those I care about, or even to the entire population of the United States. So, I scratch my head and wonder why Fox News keeps him on the payroll. My conclusion: Fox News wants to project a certain image; one of impartiality and even-handedness. It’s why the hired the dishonest Donna Brazil. It’s why they air “opposing views” of people incapable of stringing two cogent sentences together and must shout to get their point across. Seriously, who cares what the former Clinton campaign manager has to say ... about anything? But for Wallace, it’s all about him. Nothing more, nothing less.
Mustang, your description of the numbnuts Wallace is of course impeccable but do you realize he is being paid over 38 million a year to annoy you? Now I ask, where in hell did WE go wrong? ANd is is too late to fix it? I want my 38 mil.
DeleteI really do hate my high school vocational guidance counselor ...
DeleteAt least you Had one Mustang. All I had was a sadistic wood shop teacher.
DeleteHow can anyone possibly add anything to that most wonderfully weaponized news of the day. These people we're dealing with have had a brainectomy compliments of the fallen angel who also thought he could be as God. Well, I have news for them and all their acolytes - to wit: GOD NEVER LOSES!!
ReplyDeleteThank you for brightening my day Adrienne. God Never Loses ! Oh Yes.
DeleteI don’t want to hear what Donna Brazile has to say about ANYTHING! . Nothing she says has any value to me.., I scratch my head and wonder why Fox News keeps a two faced SOB on the payroll. My conclusion about that is that Fox News wants to project image of impartiality and even-handedness. It’s why the hired the dishonest Socialist Donna Brazile. It’s why they air “opposing views” of people incapable of stringing two cogent sentences together and must shout to get their point across. Seriously, who cares what any former Clinton campaign manager, or appointee has to say about anything, let alone her opinions, or view-points!.
ReplyDeleteAnd in MY opinion, she should have been FIRED for saying that Republican Party chairwoman Ronna McDaniel should “Go to Hell.”.
In MY house, we change the channel whenever she’s on the program.
Dude, I never watch TV intentionally. Its been called the boob tube for decades now for good reason. Better things to do sir.
DeleteWhen it comes to Morality, Rules of Conduct, Standards of Etiquette, Standards of Decency –– anything that relates to the ways that people act ( or should act) and I think that most of us agree that when it come to sickness or Death the SAME standards apply.
ReplyDeleteIn addition I firmly believe that those who REFUSE to conduct themselves in a civil manner, such as the people who come to Lisa's Blog from that Dreaded Progressive Blog SHOULD and MUST be OSTRACIZED and suffer the moral equivalent of being TARRED, FEATHERED, TORTURED, AND DEALT EXCRUCIATING PAIN and RIDDEN out of TOWN on a RAIL
Lisa's blog is a lightning rod for serious POSs. Thank you for not advertising that other POS' blog by name.
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ReplyDeleteOf course the Left will be against anything and everything that President Trump calls forcan be racist! Thus Trump’s early calls for travel restrictions on China, the epicenter of this entire fiasco was deemed racist. So was shutting down our borders to not catch it from abroad. Yet look where we are now. The alleged new epicenter! Maybe if that was heeded sooner we’d all be outside enjoying life right now. Yet like when Trump called for restrictions on countries harboring the scourge of terrorism, the Left cried racist and made us vulnerable to sickness, and crime with their open border policies.
We can all agree on reasons why places like grocery stores, Drug stores, and healthcare facilities should counts as essential during a shutdown. Basic necessities such as food, water, sanitation, transportation, essential non-elective healthcare etc… are needed to keep the country running. However, the point has been made time and time again, with everyone crowding in a large busy supermarket, or in a sports arean, or stadium, should be closed, how is this different from people socially distanced in the workplace such as in office cubicles or working outdoors in the fresh air? Yes, many workplaces can institute ways to screen employees who might have COVID-19 and cut off the public from coming through in certain jobs so it’s you and your pre-screened coworkers.
Hospitals, which are required to remain open do such practices and even that is no way a fail safe!
Even if one could argue that still wouldn’t work, but there is one thing that bugs the hell out of me, and that’s why do liquor stores for get to be open? Is getting drunk essential but not a place like a Dentist? Alcoholics whining about their cravings counts as a need for survival? A need is not simply what you want to whine about the most, or is merely a convenience. The need to get Americans back to work and earning outweighs many of the risks of dying from COVID-19 for many able bodied healthy people. Millions die from the flu every flu season.
Young people especially who would not suffer from the effects and who are not in contact with older people should be running loose, working etc. No argument there.
DeleteI was going to let off some steam here and join in with the rest of the folks who were outraged with that “PS” progressive liberal. But the reason why I decided not to was because I saw how you were deleting every comment that mentioned her. So lets see just how much of your convictions you have about “condemning, excrement’ without using her name.
ReplyDeleteLet me see if I can break it down for you this way.
I’ll start by saying how much I love my country and freedom and that I consider myself a reasonable, and a very patriotic American. An American who like most of us Men served our Country. I obey the law, and I go to church on occasion.
I have always respected my President no matter who he was, until Mr. Obama was elected. (Yeah I know I’m going to be labeled a “racist” because of that statement. But, you know what? I don’t give a hoot. And because I don’t care to have any Socialist policies shoved down my, throat. I try not to judge people who disagree with me, however I have Always felt that my opinion is as good as the next guys. I had enlisted and served in the US Army for 4 years, and I feel that I have earned the right to be called a PROUD REPUBLICAN. I get extremely pissed off, when I read blogs such as the one written by the Progressive /Liberal/Socialist in question here. As well as her biddies like the one who’s wrote this...
“F_ _ _ _' the GOPers....
They are trying to get Americans to believe they are compassionate, they care about babies, seniors, the poor, and minorities, but it's too little too late for those hateful SOB’s to try and impress us now. ...Hahahahahahah!” And the nerve and the STUPIDITY to put a photo of Jesus Christ right on his Blog http://francoaragosta.blogspot.com/
As I always say, republicans are useless but the dems are pure evil.
DeleteAnon, Ok, it looks like you put some effort into your comment so let me say this.
Delete- Why do people want to go about this creature on my blog? I don't expose myself to such nonsense so I don't want people coming here to expose me to it. I got better things to think about. I spent some time battling libtards on the internet and at this point I'm totally convinced it is a complete waste of time. Not a single one ever changed their views. So, I don't bother.
- I don't expose myself to it any more that I'd go for fine dining and ask to be seated next to screaming kids with asshole parents.
- There are plenty of places to vent about commie libtards on the net. This isn't one of them.
Allow me that. In the meantime, I delete all such comments.
If people want to expose themselves to the scum of the earth, try Lisa's blog. Hers is a lightning rod for scum.
http://whosyourdaddy-lisa1.blogspot.com/
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ReplyDeleteThe libarules would rather see death and misery over any Win or Triumph for President Trump. Plain and simple. I can recall when that POS Bill Maher publicly said that he hoped for another Great Depression so that our great POTUS would lose. Leaves me with a thought for you - how well could Biden have handled this crisis? Biden could not even pronounce the word Hydroxychloroquine for starters, so why would anyone thing that he knew what it was! .
ReplyDeleteOf Course Tom. But why focus on morons unless it is for the humor value?
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