Friday, April 17, 2020

Nuther Slow News Day

Mid-April 2020 perfect time to restart the Cannonball run.  New records set with roads empty and all vehicles declaring they are infected with COVID-19 to keep cops at bay.  Plus gas is cheap.

George Carlin may have been right.  The Earth wanted plastic for itself, didn't know how to make it, needed us.  May answer that age old question - Why are we here?  Plastic.  Our job may be done now... Well at least we saved the bees.

New evidence suggests the Steele Dossier was bogus, even though all of us knew it was bogus 4 effing years ago.

Jill Biden making hilarious videos of Joe speaking to sell for extra income in retirement years.

A bit long of a read.

Pelosi and Shumer place bet on who hates America more. 

China now claims zero deaths from Coronavirus.  Russia vouches for them.

DeBlasio to cut 2 Billion in city services and redirect money to wife's offshore bank account.

Hosts of The View declare anything and everything pro-America is racist.

Stocks rise, fall, and remain unchanged today.  China to blame.

Democrat governors issue stay at home order for all registered Republicans on election day.

In latest town hall, Joe Biden drops trou and inquires if 'there are any young people who would like to feel his leg hairs'.

Well, nuther slow news day..


  1. The last winners of the Cannonball Run said they were helped by the shutdown.

  2. That Liberal Mental Illness link was broken for me. Maybe this?

    1. So-called Liberalism IS mental illness.

      All leftists should be removed from decent society and locked in padded cells.

    2. Franco, Naw = ship them to their communist country of choice. Much cheaper.

  3. It's a slam dunk for Wile E, Kid

    1. Wile Finally got his prize Adrienne ! Yahooooooooooooooooooooooo !

  4. Reports say Gov. $1,200 will be held up,
    because President Trump wants his name on the Checks.

    1. I don't care if your name has to be on the Check.
      The story is about a delay, because of the last minute
      Name on the memo line.
      These DemocRATS will say anything to fool the uninformed,
      and now proven gullible Dem Cult Voters.

    2. Whatever payments are being held up are being held up by Na-Na PU-LOUSY, the Gourmet Ice Cream Queen, who's taking a leave of absence from her speakershit to show off her $24, 000 freezer full of exotic, suer-expensive chocolate ice creams to the peasants for the SOLE purpose of gumming up President Tump's salubrious, kind-hearted agenda.

  5. I did my “all the world’s news in less than 30-seconds” flip a bit ago. I have to say that I loved watching Cuomo whine like a little girl for more federal money. What an asshole. It didn’t hurt, though, because I only gave him 3 seconds. But every time I see that guy, I wonder to myself, “Where’s the Zambini gang when you need them?”

    1. These people do need to be serviced by a Zambini machine Mustang. Ha !

    2. Fleischer, who I SO ADMIRE and for which I do try to watch some TV, said this morning, basically, "What a LIAR Cuomo is.....he KNOWS he's wrong on not getting fed money, suggesting Trump's not helping!" I love me some Ari!!!

    3. As long has he's seen on TV saying it, people will think it's true.
      Malevolent Media.

    4. The democrat playbook forever Ed. Sad ! (as DJT would say)

    5. YUP! Al of youse is right on the money.

      The stinkin' Cuomo Clan gives Italian-Americans, of which I am one by half, a bad name.

  6. OMG!! "Democrat governors issue stay at home order for all registered Republicans on election day." You are BEYOND clever :-)
    And yes, I'm SO glad you support Wile E!!! I do, too! GREAT LIST, Kid....just GREAT!! Thanks, you're genius!

    1. Oh. I thought that one was for reals.

    2. Mustang, we'll find out in Early November if it's a real one. Wouldn't shock me I tell ya that. I think they may go heavy on the mail in vote, then the front of the envelope has a checkbox for democrat or republican voting inside which will make it easier for poll workers to file 13 the R checked votes.

    3. The dems are going to do things in the next elections that will curl your hair. This I will tell you.

  7. The hate of the Left will be the demise of these Democratic Socialist Pigs. Normal people, people who understand the efforts of President Trump, people who a disgusted with these Mental Midgets that copy and past those stupid childish photo-shopped pictures and insert their ignorant captions on them, making you think that it's a real News Story.People are wise to those Progressive Blog writers that have such a serious case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that they can't think of anything else to blog about so they make up stories about the Failures of this President, as if they enjoy seeing him fail! People who are living from pay check, to pay check, are sick tired of hearing their constant bitching, and moaning, and complaining about the Presidents constant winning. And writing those disgusting things about the President, and his family. People are so sick of these Especially now when the President is up against one of the most horrific circumstances than a President has ever faced through NO fault of his own. . The Left is ignorant and they will just shoot themselves in the foot instead of joining the cheering squad of the President. . These crotchety TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) members will never be satisfied until they regain the power of the Presidency.

    As for Madam Pelosi who seems to be completely deaf of realit , and demonstrates her loathing of the President and all Republican Americans. Is singlehandedly responsible for stalling the relief for working Americans by opposing Donald Trump in every way shape and form in his quest to help America, and Americans through this crisis.

    She’s despicable! She’s a real piece of, work. She claims that she’s a woman of the people, while she stands in front of her $5,000.00 Refrigerator, inside her gated Multi-million Dollar Mansion. And shows the American people who are forced out of work the Gourmet Ice Cream that she is eating while standing in front of her $5,000.00 Refrigerator, and guzzling up a $300 per bottle Dom Perignon that she most likely buys by the case
    Hopefully, the Democrats will have their asses handed to them in November, and throw out the likes of these Mental Midgets!

  8. Her name is Martha Toscano she’s a 60-year-old Nurse at Bellevue Hospital in New York City. She had just recently recovered from COVID-19 and was on her way back to work when Yesterday Wednesday night she was attacked by 15 FIFTEEN thugs as she left the number 6-train station in Queens, NY. They hit and kicked the 60-year-old woman stealing her purse and cell phone the beating was interrupted by three men in a passing car who attempted to chase the muggers. So far police have a arrested 19-year-old Deshaun Harrison and two teenage girls age 14 and 15 years ol.

    1. Your daily cultural diversity enrichment update.

  9. I have a new challenge for you Trump haters.

    Post a picture of you tearing up your stimulus check

  10. Kid you're developing into a latter-day Will Rogers. Keep it up and one day soon you'll rival Jonathan Swift.

    At any rate RIGHT NOW you're a whole lot funnier than Dennis Miller.

    Keep up the good work!

    1. Thanks Franco ! Well, if you don't see me publishing anything for a couple weeks or so, I'd appreciate you or someone publishing it for consideration by future homo sapiens. Maybe it is why I've been allowed to survive this long. Who knows. :-)

      I like Dennis Miller. Sharp wit, but someone I trust who met him personally said he is an asshole. Oh Well.

    2. So was George Carlin, but he said a LOT of thngs that needed to be said anyway, and said 'em very well, didn't he?

      At any rate I hope you're SAVING these Fabulous Fake New Columns, Kid. Pretty soon you'll have enough to make a BOOK, and it won't need much-if-any editing –– and I'VE been a professional editor –– among other things ––, so I think I know what I'm talking about.

      You got TALENT, Kid.


    3. THANK YOU FRANCO !! Yes, George knew what he was talking about.

      More news in a couple minutes btw.

      Don't know what KUTGW means, but thanks. I think.

      It's all right he my friend unless google blogger deletes it.

  11. Our Current Brave President Donald J. Trump might go down in history as the greatest president of all time.
    In my ming he should.

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  13. Poor Sleepy Joe Biden Had Another meltdowns

    Last Night on CNN we have this classic Bidenism.

    BIDEN: "Um, you know, there's a, uh, during World War II, uh, you know, where Roosevelt came up with a thing, uh, that, uh, you know, was totally different than a- than the- it's called, he called it, the, you know, the World War II, he had the war- the the War Production Board."

  14. Imagine a country where the criminals are freed and the church-goers are arrested and jailed. This is happening in the USA right now.

  15. In Another Slow News day:
    A Florida couple, who are both doctors, were video filmed stealing a Trump 2020 flag from their neighbor while their child begged them not to do it.
    The were both arrested after it was revealed that they stole a neighbor’s Trump 2020 campaign flag- all while their young child pleaded with them to stop committing the crime.

    Geoffrey Michael Fraiche and Laura Ann Webb-Fraiche were arrested in connection with the April 7 theft of the flag and damage to a flagpole, which totaled to around $700 in loss for the Home owner
    The two rode up on to the property on a golf cart with their two small children, and were spotted on the home security camera as they pit a ladder on the pole and began their to remove the flag.
    Both children began crying, with the oldest begging them to stop, saying .
    “No, don’t do it,. “You’re gonna go to jail!”

    Both Fraiche and his wife, Webb-Fraiche, are gynecologists, though they work at different hospitals in the area.
    Hope they are both satisfied now . I could only feel sorry for their children, as for the parants, I hope they spend a ROTTEN 30 days in Jail.

  16. The Dirty DemoRat Pelousy is having a Gourmet Ice Cream Party while accusing President Trump of holding up the $1,200,00 government Stimulus-Relief Checks each of us is supposed to get in order to get HIS NAME on each check so he can get some credit for being a Good Guy. and win some votes1 Which is far from the truth. Truth? Nancy don’t have any Stinkin Truth!

    THE TRUTH IS : Whatever payments are being held up are being held up by Na-Na PULOUSY, the GOURMET ICE CREAM QUEEN, who has been taking a leave of absence from her speaker
    Speaker’s job to show off her $24, 000 freezer full of Exotic, Super-expensive Ice Creams to the peasants for the SOLE purpose of Putting a Halt in President Trump's Kindhearted Agenda to the American People.

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  19. GERMANY: Illegal alien Muslim invaders are rioting over what they consider to be “unsatisfactory living conditions” while being held in COVID-19 quarantine

    What are their complaints THIS time YOU MAY ASK?? Alleged poor quality halal food, lack of wifi connections for their smartphones, and inferior personal hygiene products??? NO,The RAIR Foundation At the ZASt refugee facility in Halberstadt, Germany,where more than 800 illegal Muslim migrants have been under quarantine since last week when some of them tested positive for the coronavavirus.

  20. Her name is Martha Toscano she’s a nurse at Bellevue Hospital in New York City. She recently recovered from COVID-19 and was on her way back to work when on Wednesday night she was attacked by 15 young thugs as she left the number 6-train station in Queens, New York . They hit and kicked the 60-year-old woman stealing her purse and cell phone the beating was interrupted by three men in a passing car who attempted to chase the muggers. So far police have a arrested 19-year-old Deshaun Harrison and two teenage girls age 14 and 15.
    Is this what they are doing now that the Schools are closed? I guess that's exactly what we can expect in Sanctuary Cities like Andrew Cuomo's New York City.

  21. She is the most powerful democrat in the United States of America. She’s third in line for the presidency. Here she gives her opinion on a potential female Vice President. As a side-note I would pay good money to see her and professor Joe Biden have a conversation, it would be like watching an Abbot and Costello movie.

  22. Amazing isn't it? Considering the Corona death clock which is highlighted on every network constantly, that is not the issue, the meltdown is over Trump having is signature on a check? What am I missing? I must be off my meds...

    1. I'm also off the meds Bunk ! :) Apparently that story has been debunked btw.

  23. Trump is a business man not a politician therefore: Donald J. Trump who some of you may think of him as a jerk. He is MY President.
    He’s a New Yorker. He may be crude and can be rude at times. He gets his feelings hurt and he can become a hot head. He hits back; harder. And perhaps he should Tweet a bit less.
    But et me tell you what else he is.
    He is a guy that demands performance.
    He is a guy that asks lots of questions.
    The questions he asks aren’t cloaked in fancy “political” phrases; they are “why the hell…” questions.
    For decades the health industry has thrown away billions of face masks after one use. Trump asks, “why the hell are we throwing them away? Why not sterilize them and use them numerous times?”
    He’s the guy that gets hospital ships readied in one week when it would have taken a bureaucrat weeks or months to get it done.
    He’s the guy that gets temporary hospitals built in three days.
    He’s the guy that gets auto industries to restructure to build ventilators in a business that’s highly regulated by agencies that move like sloths.
    He’s the guy that asks “why aren’t we using drugs that might work on people that are dying; what the hell do we have to lose?”
    He’s the guy that restricted travel from China when the Democrats and liberal media were screaming “xenophobia” and “racist.” Now they’re wanting to know why didn’t he react sooner?
    He’s the guy that campaigned on securing the border – protecting America – in the face of screaming Democrats and the liberal media. When he shut down borders in the midst of the coronavirus virus, they screamed louder. Then the rest of the world followed suit, including the European Union with travel between their member countries.
    Has he made mistakes? Yes.
    Everyone I know has and does.
    The “experts” wouldn’t and haven’t done any better.
    Trump is working harder than I’ve ever seen a President work. Twenty-four hour days. He isn’t hiding in his office; he’s out front – Briefing – every day.
    When he offers hope, he’s lying and when he’s straight forward, he should be hopeful. It’s a no win situation, but he’ll not be deterred.
    I’ll take this kind of leadership six days a week and twice on Sunday over a “polished, nice guy” politician who reads prepared speeches from a teleprompter and answers pre-scripted questions.
    He is my President

  24. Andrew Cuomo isn't a hero, he's a slime ball
    As a New York resident I can say that the media celebrating Andrew Cuomo as a hero has left me shaking my head in amusement. The guy is a slime ball to be honest. He’s a dishonest, corrupt demagogue in love with the sound of his own voice.

    And yet this slime ball is actually being promoted as a replacement for Joe Biden as the Democrat nominee.

    Just how desperate are the Democrats that they hail as a “hero” a hapless fool who crippled New York’s economy, and berated New Yorkers who didn’t fall in lock-step with his radical agenda, and spent more time over the last three years suing President Trump than actually governing the state?

    Sure, slime ball Cuomo wins reelection with ease – thanks in large part to the sheer number of Democrat voters that live in New York City and the surrounding areas. The Truth is, Cuomo is the governor of New York City, not the governor of the entire state.

    Cuomo has nothing but disdain for those of us who reside outside of the Blue Sea of Manhattan. Then again, the feeling is mutual.

    He famously berated New Yorkers who had the temerity to oppose abortion and support gun ownership – telling us to leave his precious state because we don’t share his values. “They have no place in the state of New York,” the slime ball proclaimed. “Because that’s not who New Yorkers are.”

    In other words, slime ball Cuomo is like every other Socialist Democrat. It’s his way or the highway. And if you don’t fall in line, you have no values and should get the hell out!

    Cuomo has a long history of treating some New Yorkers better than others.

    It’s just who he is, and how his Father was.

    1. People who can leave these democrat run hell holes and shore up conservative states should Consider doing so. Why give these pukes your tax money. Let them rot in their leper colonies.