Sunday, April 26, 2020

News Packed Sunday !

Mother of Joe Biden sex assault accuser Tara Reade admits to paying Joe Biden for kinky sex romps in 1992.

California launches restaurant delivery services for seniors.  Guarantees COVID-19 will be included with each order.

With dumbasses drinking bleach, gene pool finally getting cleaned up.

Male business leaders using botox and youth inducing treatments in order to seduce younger secretaries.

New Naval Super Stealth Weapon Ship invisible, impossible to see or locate, costing hundreds of billions per ship per day.

Trump and Putin in joint operation to open Swanky Bordello near Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida.

President Trump Gives the bird to reporters as he leaves latest corona virus briefing without taking any questions.

Countries of Russia and China just figments of imagination of those on the left. Used only for fake news to damage Trump administration.

Media claims Donald Trump's mother wears Army shoes.

Democrat operatives spraying beach sand with corona virus in wee hours.

AOC voted out of office but continues to show up wondering why she is no longer getting a paycheck and also who has stolen her red slimline stapler like that mumbly guy in the movie Office Space.  Not happy about her desk now in the basement either.

Someone tell AOC that the Postal Service is losing billions of dollars a year by being paid to deliver junk mail made from valuable trees - that people throw away and clog up land fills with.

Rumors of Kim Jong Un's ill health greatly distorted to mask the transgender surgery he is going through.  Project Veritas discovers Kim is pen pals with Bradly Manning.

Republicans Scream how Democrats will Pay A Heavy Price for all the crimes they've committed the last 137 years.  Heavy Price.








30 comments :

  1. President Trump Gives the bird to reporters as he leaves latest corona virus briefing without taking any questions.
    True story.

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    1. Ed, those press room people should have to wear shock collars.

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  2. Joe Biden is such a low, low creature. We should know about as much of this creature as we do Joe Spitzfink over in Sioux City, Iowa. But admittedly, if that were true, then we shouldn’t know much about every Democrat in congress, either. I hope he becomes a cell mate with Bill Cosby. If he doesn’t then we have proof that there is a double standard in this country.

    By “cleaned up gene pool” do you mean as in disinfected, bright white, and soft to the touch, or disinfected, bright white, and eradicated? I read earlier in the day over at AOW’s blog that some people in the UK fed their child Clorox bleach to help them over a cold. You must wonder where these morons come from ... On the other hand, I also heard that Clorox is good for Muslims as it helps them achieve paradise sooner than expected. That’s a good thing, right?

    Wait, if the ships are invisible, then how do you know they cost so much? Could this be a diversion scheme to make Nasty Pelosi richer? What worries me are autonomous ships controlled by apprenticed seamen from a basement somewhere at Annapolis who have only been graduates of leftist high schools for eight months. Great gamers, of course, but with negative IQ integers.

    The presidential bird ... is that sort of like getting an award for journalistic harassment?

    Best solution to junk mail is (1) remove your name and address, (2) stuff inside one of those “postage fee paid” envelopes and mail it back to whomever was dumb enough to give you a fee paid mailer.

    I just want to say something about Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Un literally translated means “the fact little shit who lives in the dwarf kingdom.” Do we really need to know that he knows Bradley Manning better than almost everyone?

    Last thing, how much do you pay your reporters? I’m sure you pay above the industrial average. Although, now that I think about it, you still owe me for that elimination job I did for you several years back. You remember, right? The guy that refused to retire which held your promotion back? And I took care of it for you? Remember?

    PS. I should earn as much money as a reporter as Ed does. I mean, just because he's old and white...

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    1. Mustang - "Clean up gene pool" As in stupid dumbasses poisoning them selves and stopping their breeding processes.

      Moslems HIGHLY encouraged to drink Clorox to protect them from evil vaccines.

      Invisible ship costs similar to $3,000 hammers, allen screws, and $35,000 toilet seats. Process was just revised so Republicans can't bitch about it. Like "What Ship eh?" if brought up on Internet. What Billions? What ships? Given No One knows where the money goes. The Fed doesn't even know where the money goes..

      The Kim, Bradley Manning this is just a rumor sir.

      I'm saving up to pay for that job you did for me. I may need you to do some more work so I can accumulate that money....

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  3. Yay! Kid is back!!!!

    With dumbasses drinking bleach, gene pool finally getting cleaned up.

    Bwwwaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    It's a war zone out there, but we'll win. God doesn't allow for losing. It's as simple as that.

    Have a wonderful day, dear Kid. Hug the kittehs...

    Speaking of which, Erica kitteh is so cute. This morning I went for a walk about (in my robe and outside slippers) with that little feline following me every step of the way. I imagined a little steno pad in her paws taking notes on my thoughts. Cats can read your mind. Did you know that??

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    1. Cats got it goin ON Adrienne.

      Thanks so much, glad you enjoyed. Cats know all.

      We've had cats over the years who would follow us as walked the dog but in a very stealthy way. Like we'd walk the dog 40 feet down the street. Cat would run from last bush he/she was hiding behind to next bush to hide behind to keep us in view! HA ! Funny as hell! Were they worried we were taking the dog away or just playing with us? hmmmm.

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    2. Memento felem nocte ... Very important, yes?

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  4. No one will vote for the sniffer over the American president that has Made America Great Again.

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  6. Rumors of Kim Jong Un's ill health greatly distorted.

    The little Rocket Man, killed his brother to become Top Dog.

    Now, HIS SISTER IS GUNNING FOR HIM.

    Maybe he is in protected custody.

    TsWs

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  8. Something wrong about exposing the new symbol
    for the dang power hungry want a be's?

    TsWs

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    Now I can't comment as anon

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    1. I don't believe I deleted this comment. You should be able to do anon. I haven't shut that off.

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  10. If you didn't see the comment about the red roof of a house.
    If you didn't delet it.
    And I can't comment as anon.
    Something is wrong, and someone doesn't want the new symbol exposed.

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    1. I did not see comment about red roof TsWs

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  11. Are you sure it was California that launched the COVID restaurant delivery service? That sounds exactly like Cuomo's doing. Just a little fact checky.. can't wait to see what this week's cat news drags in... :)

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    1. Frankly DaBlade I'd say all democrat run states are delivering the Covid to the elderly. Man, I can't wait to see what gets dragged in either !

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  12. New York’s inept Mayor Bill De Blasio appoints his own crooked Wife to head the newly formed Coronavirus Racial Inequality Task Force.
    De Blasio said he formed the task force to ensure New York’s underdogs aren’t left behind in the recovery.
    His Wife Chirlane McCray doesn’t exactly have an impressive track record running anything, let alone a Task Forces or any Agencies.

    It’s because of People like Be Blasio, and his Crooked Wife that people are running away from New York by the thousands!

    New York is still looking for the last $850 Million of Tax Payers money that she "lost"!

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  13. Now that Nancy Pelosi, has finished eating her Gourmet Ice-Cream, she NOW says that President Trump “SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AMERICANS FROM COMING HOME BACK FROM CHINA”
    But it was fine for Pelosi to go to San Francisco’s Chinatown and pull her Chinatown Stunt! That was OK!

    What else should we have done with OUR United States Citizens? Did she want us to send them back to China?

    This is the kind of STUPIDITY that makes you crazy doesn't it? The Democrats were against restricting Chinese immigrants from entering the country but they wanted to prevent U.S. citizens from returning home! That really makes sense doesn’t it! .
    Personally I think that Nancy has Much Too Much of her Designer Ice Cream, and she has a severe case of Brain Freeze.

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  14. The Curve is Flattening, The Curve is Flattening, Now What?
    This is Huge. We Are Now in The Era of “The Great Curve Flattening”!
    Can we now go to our favorite Restaurants? Do we now need stand only 3 feet away from other people? But I was very happy standing SIX (6) feet away from some people, especial my Liberal relatives?
    Do I need to still wear those dumb masks that made my glasses fog up?
    Will I be able to buy Toilet Paper from the Super Market instead of getting it from the Black Market for $50 a roll.
    And how about when I pay for my groceries, do I still need to bag them myself?

    Oh I’m SO happy I don’t know what to do to celebrate, maybe I’ll just take a walk outside with out my mask without everyone giving me that stupid look as if I let my Dog Crap on their lawn!

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  15. It’s being reported by Maria Bartiromo that Michael Flynn will be exonerated this week based on previous evidence that was hidden from the courts

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    1. Flynn should sue to get his legal costs returned.

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  16. ALL are FANTASTIC but this made me laugh out loud "With dumbasses drinking bleach, gene pool finally getting cleaned up." Ya, you'd think if they really thought he meant it, they might try it and....:-)

    Honestly, Kid...this are so so so clever. And I LOVED Trump GIVES THE BIRD...imagine? And the media SO deserves it.
    Well, I love them all......amazing, clever, fabulous!!!! Thanks for the morning laugh!

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    1. Happy you got a laugh Z !

      Thanks so much. :)

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