Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Hey!, Not Like I Make This Stuff Up !

Holiday Inn Express now indoctrinating guests to be pro-Communism and anti-Trump.

Corona virus victims discover disease reactivates every time Nana Peloisi uses battery powered sex toy.

Majority of people under 35 commit suicide after discovering Star Wars was only just a movie.

Georgia Governor lambasted by coastal city mayor after re-opening beaches and denying presence of largest great white killer shark because of righteous belief that Richard Dreyfuss is a fricken moron.  Captain Brody dumbfounded into silence.  Robert Shaw insists on hunting shark in small canoe.  CNN claims Robert Shaw working for Trump.  Also claim Ellen Brody having affair with Melania and family pets in west wing after dark.

Joe Biden admits to having sexual fantasies involving Melania Goldberg, wants Whoopi to join the two of them in a threesome for a game of naked twister as long as Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg is officiating over the event and keeping score.

Joe Biden demands to know "where'd all the cars go" as he peddles around Washington DC on his tricycle. 

Governor Ralph Northam using his KKK outfit as defense against corona virus. 

Sports Fans buying Vibrating Football Field game out of stock around the world as they experience deep withdrawal symptoms over the sports shut down. Collectors from the 70's becoming millionaires overnight.

Microsoft Anti-Virus software just makes virus worse.

District Judge from ninth circuit declares President Trump must resign for wishing good health to England's Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

Project Veritas reveals in exclusive video that Mitt Romney secretly dresses up as H. Clinton at his private residence in Utah every night.... Details unsuitable for public imagery or audio release according to Sean Hannity.

Schools discovering on line learning being taken over by naked teen sexting.  Teachers overwhelmingly approve.

Because of Stay At Home mandates, half of America experiencing Domestic Violence, Other Half Pregnant.

Transgenders Pissed they can no longer go into restaurants and scream at patrons that they're using the wrong gender pronoun.

AOC Screams on congressional floor during debate on green new deal bill  "Give em an offer they can refuse !"

Biden-speak now officially in the Websters dictionary.

French President goes on world TV, declares "Sacre Bleu!"

29 comments :

  1. Lets tell it like it is, the REAL reason why the Lefties don't want to us to use hydroxychloroquine, is NOT because it doesn't work, it's because Donald Trump supports it!

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    1. And, Smiley - never forget that they want you dead. They hate you with a burning passion.

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    2. True Beacon, And as Adrienne reminds us they want Trump supporters dead. Absolutely.

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  2. Right now, Kid - it's so hard to do parody, because parody has become real life. But, somehow, you still manage.

    Mittens dressing up as Hillary? Unfortunately I can see that in my minds eye and it's not a pretty sight. And to think I used to have some respect for the guy.

    I'm going to prune apple trees today and start picking up branches blown down by wind storms so later this week (hopefully) I can have a giant burn pile and dance naked in the moonlight.

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    1. I look forward to the deatils Adrienne. And Pictures. Don't forget the Pictures :-)

      Anyway, good luck with you yard work. Best regards.

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  4. I remember the electric football game.. My brother gave it to me for Christmas no doubt with a bit of self interest on his part.... good stuff Kid...the visuals are amazing... :)

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    1. Thank you Bunk! I even crack myself up sometimes. :)

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  5. You have just an AMAZING MIND....TALENT.
    Geeez, Kid....astonishing...every one is terrific!

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    1. Thank you so much Z ! Honestly, just comes out of the blue.

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    2. Well, I must confess, I sometimes confer with the Giggle Cats.....

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    1. Smiley, see if you can avoid mentioning these people here would ya?

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  7. I', with Adrienne on this. Smart, right?

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    1. LSP, Agreeing with Adrienne is Always the smart way to go.

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  8. LOL; "Transgenders Pissed they can no longer go into restaurants and scream..." They have to use the drive-thru now, same as the rest of us.

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  9. This is just unbelievable, put so very predicable, that Democrats are now actually slamming the President because President Trump has been recommending the use of Hydroxychloroquine if their Doctor recommends it. The Democrats would be fine with someone having an abortion because it may interfere with their life style, but they are against the use of a drug that may save someones life!

    This is unbelievable, it’s as If our president said that oxygen is crucial, and critical for our lungs to function, some liberal lunatics would say to try and hold your breath longer! The hatred that the Socialist Left have for our president really actually appears to be that intense.. And with that hatred, severe stupidity is the result for these morons. IT’S VERY SAD, BUT VERY PREDICTABLE, AND VERY TRUE!

    Are they afraid that someone in a critical condition might possibly be saved?
    Maybe we should make it a rule that NO LIBERAL, NO DEMOCRAT, NO PROGRESSIVE, AND NO TRUMP HATER should be allowed even a single dose of any medication he/she/it has denounced. No matter how near death they may be! Because the drug hasn’t been 100 percent approved as yet, but almost EVERY doctor is prescribing it, and using it because it seems to be working and saving lives.

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  10. I can’t stand these idiots how come none of them talk about the fact that CHINA and soros did this to destroy our country they make me sick I know some of these morons are loving this whole thing I can’t stand any of them and don’t want to talk or be near any of these freakin sheep idiots

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  11. So, Joey Biden goes to the doctor because he's feeling just a bit odd. No one in the family thinks that this is a problem because Little Joey's been odd for most of his life. In any case, as Joe takes a seat in the chair next to the doctor's desk, the physician looks up from Biden's medical chart, a chronology of oddness since 1944, and notices that there's a frog on his head. The doc shakes his head ever so slightly and asks, "So what seems to be the problem this time?" And the frog answered, "Gee I dunno ... it started off as a wart on my ass."

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    1. LOL! Mustang

      Imagine Bernie just conceded to an old rotting piece of bologna with dementia.

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  12. Nancy Pelosi took a crowd of people to visited San Francisco’s Chinatown , after reports said that restaurants, and other shops had seen a 50 percent decrease in business because of coronavirus fears. Nancy assured everyone that “Everything Was Fine, and Safe”.
    The very next day, San Francisco’s Mayor London Breed issued a State of Emergency over coronavirus, and banned people from being in crowds, or in Restaurants

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    1. Did she take any of the homeless people? Probably not the heartless bitch.

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  13. Bernie Sanders Tested Negative For President

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    1. Mr Ram, Saw that just a little while ago. Imagine. Well, I'm hoping the Bernie voters will stay home on election day now in protest.

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  14. LIES, LIES, AND MORE LIES!
    There is a difference between making factual corrections / distinctions and intentionally, and deliberately tellin a LIE!.

    In early March, the World Health Organization said that 3.4 percent of coronavirus patients had died from the disease. “Globally, about 3.4% of reported COVID-19 (the disease spread by the virus) cases have died,” WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said at a briefing. “By comparison, seasonal flu generally kills far fewer than 1% of those infected.”

    Our President Donald Trump said this number was false, as the mortality rate was actually much less because their number didn’t take into account unreported cases. In an interview with Sean Hannity on March 4, Trump challenged WHO’s number. “Well, I think the 3.4% is really a false number,” Trump said, asserting that the actual mortality rate is “way under 1 percent.”

    And Trump was right. He wasn’t downplaying the mortality rate, as has been suggested. As testing in the United States has increased, the mortality rate has decreased. The same is true worldwide.

    Chalk this up as another case in which so called self proclaimed “expert” accusations. As we are seeing the Left’s “Facts” are NOT Facts at all, but only their own Fake News to make the President look bad, when he was right all alone.

    Two days after Trump declared the coronavirus a National Emergency, the Washington Post ran an opinion piece by Elizabeth Cameron, who ran the White House pandemic office under Obama, alleging that Trump had dissolved the office in 2018. She claimed because of this, “the federal government’s slow response to the coronavirus isn’t a surprise.”
    This claim spread like wildfire, even though it was COMPLETELY FALSE.

    Back in February both Joe Biden and Mike Bloomberg (who hadn’t dropped out of the Democratic primary yet) accused President Trump of cutting funding to critical health agencies during a primary debate. “
    According to an Associated Press fact-check, proposed budget cuts never happened, and funding increased.

    If you listen to Democrats, Trump didn’t act quickly enough and is botching the government response. Joe Biden has tried to perpetuate this falsehood by giving press briefings telling Trump what he should be doing.

    The big problem with that is that when Biden has offered his own plan, he simply took things that Trump had already done, said he should do those things, and pretended they were his own ideas.
    To this day the left (and the media) claim Trump called the coronavirus a hoax. He said no such thing. While the country was distracted by impeachment, the Trump administration was busy addressing the coronavirus outbreak, taking various measures to limit the spread of the virus in the United States. Impeachment quickly faded, so they decided to aggressively politicize his response to the coronavirus outbreak. Joe Biden even called Trump’s travel ban with China an overreaction, and accused him of trying to scare the public. “This is no time for Donald Trump’s record of hysteria and xenophobia ± hysterical xenophobia — and fearmongering to lead the way instead of science.”

    President Trump responded to these allegations during a rally in South Carolina, calling the Democrats’ politicization of the coronavirus "the new hoax." The media jumped on this line, claiming that Trump called the virus, not the Democrats' reactions to it, a hoax

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    1. Well, guess it needs to be said Sam, but people who don't have this figured out by now are not going to.

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