Hat Tip Bunkerville
As the Salvation Army board meeting begins, Chairman Bill presents his opening remarks...
As you all know, this year will be particularly hard on many more of our cherished neighbors. People on the street without homes including military folks who were pushed out of service for refusing the life giving vaccine. Mothers shivering next to run down businesses trying to keep their little baby girls alive by feeding them snow. Let's not forget our newly acquired unaccompanied minors without food or shelter from places like Mexico, Honduras, Afghanistan, and other nightmare places. Many more suffering this holiday season and into the foreseeable future. I'd like to throw this out to the group for their ideas on how we can increase donations so we can help more of these people.
Lucille Wyatte Reynolds stands and after stating her and her group have been working on this very thing, they have come up with advertisements for TV and internet video showing these very people suffering in the streets. Overlaying these images is a translucent video of older folks ringing bells and standing by the brightly colored donation buckets. As the money pours into the buckets by well to do passers by, the images of the suffering people fade and eventually disappear from view. The end of the advert shows people consisting of the donators and the almost saintly collectors manning the collection buckets standing in huge groups all shouting "We Did It" as they smile and dump even more hard earned cash into the bright red buckets.
Bill seems pleased but just then, LaQaudo Johnson, the new diversity hire for the board stands and says "Bill, I have another suggestion.. I suggest we place ads consisting of our African-American brothers and sisters moving around in some Jive Ass fashion in front of our section 8 houses and all rapping out - This season we want all you white crackers to come into our neighborhoods and kiss our black asses while begging us to forgive you for your constant racism and sheeeeit- ".
Lucille looks disgusted but Bill looks thoughtful for a few moments and explains to the group "You know if our board is going to be truly diverse, we can't just dismiss the ideas of our new diversity members, we must put our mouths where our money is. We will go with LaQuado's advertising plan"
Roseanne, quiet at the end of the meeting table mutters to herself "I knew this diversity shit was a bad idea.."
PERFECT!!! I'm thinking kissed butts might be the only thing the bell ringers might get this year having implemented this WOKE thing. I hope so.
ReplyDeleteHonestly Z, you have to wonder what is wrong with people.
DeleteYup...I hope SO much that the SA charity money is so low they learn their lesson.......Punk college idiots are the WOKE ones; did SA think sucking up to them would help raise money? Like they GIVE money to the SA? "What is wrong with people!?"
DeleteZ, yes, good point. Those 'activist types don't give money to anybody.
DeleteMore than a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely demonic.
A Christian organization flipped to the dark side.
I want the SA to repent and, like any politician who got campaign contributions from a disgraced source, return all the money they've taken from white people over the years.
Truly demonic Ed. It looks to me there is Lots of that going on too. Satan is having a feeding frenzy.
DeleteAnd yea, I want my money back !
It does seem like Satan is having a feeding frenzy, Kid. The only thing that really keeps me going is we know he can't win in the end! (Please, God!!)
DeleteThey can't win Z. Just a matter of when the rubber hits the road.
DeleteI surmise that is exactly what happened at that meeting, they fell all over themselves and and passed out drunk with virtue signalling that the die-versity hire went around and pilfered their wallets whilst the board was passed out in euphoria. The moral of the story, SA had to sell property and lay off thousands due to going woke, going broke...
ReplyDeleteLet's hope that's how it goes Cederq. These woke people need to lose in a big way.
DeleteYour organization rivals the CIA and MI6 for finding out stuff. This “meeting” doesn’t surprise me, though and I have to admit that LaQuado always makes me laugh when he comes up with his new ideas. Street humor always makes me chuckle. I suspect that LaQuado’s hoping to become General of the Salvation Army one day and I have no doubt that he’ll achieve that goal, particularly given the somewhat liberal “minority promotion” policies now in effect at the SA headquarters in London. Of course, making the shift from ringing bells in front of Macy’s to playing bongo drums will be a difficult transition, for me personally, but I know that LaQuado will make a positive contribution to Christianity — in the same way Al Sharpton did.
ReplyDeleteRight on, my man.
Mustang, don't tell them about me. We need to keep this channel open cause you won't hear this stuff on CNN or even Fox. I can't wait until everyone is talking jive ebonics, can you?
DeleteI went online to order the English to Ebonics dictionary, but they're on back order on account of the fact that the state of California provides the dictionaries free of charge to all students in grades 1 through 8. What this means is that I won't be able to understand much of anything spoken by our darkie brothers and sisters. And I'm fine with that. Or, if you prefer, ibejiggywiddit. Um, also, I won't be kissing an black asses, either. Otherwise, you're secret activities are safe with me, Amigo.
DeleteMustang, just replace "Your, and Yours and You're" with "you". Example "When you girl need nuther smack up the head".
ReplyDeleteReplace "I'm going to, I'm a, I'm, I am" with "umma". Like Umma smack you girl upside the head." and you'll be well on the way.
I just knew that there had to have been a meeting of this some such. Thank you so much for sleuthing and getting to the bottom of it.
ReplyDeleteOn Friday the Salvation Army rang the closing bell at 1pm on Wall Street. The market crashed some 900 points.
Hmmm now on Walls Street? They got woke to the tune of just getting millions of buckeroos from the Feds...see how easy that was. Just follow the money.
Wall Street never loses Bunk.
DeletePS - LaQuado seemed like such a nice boy too. Oh Well.
Yes indeed.
ReplyDeleteThe liberal sicko’s the, screwballs, the kooks and the loon are scared to death that the Republicans will elect a Black man and therefor put all their lies about Republicans being racist to bed once and for all. But just wait, now that he has taken the lead in the polls away from Donald trump who they have succeeded to destroy, the ding-a-lings will go to work with their VICIOUS LIES about Ben Carson.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, how dare he as Black person not be on the Democrat Plantation?
Wouldn’t a Donald Trump Ben Carson as a Vice President make a great ticket, as well as a nightmare for Hillary Clinton, or even worse Kamala Harris!...Or would a Ben Carson and Ron Desantis be a bigger nightmare for either one of those Ding-Bats!.
Lets see, Obama was a community organizer and won by a landslide, while Ben Carson was only a WORLD RENOWNED BRAIN SURGEON. How will the low information stupid libs act on that revelation
DeSantis/Carson sounds doable. I don't think they'll let Trump back in.
DeleteAnd all contingent on them not being able to do as much fraud as they did last time.
Lets say it like it is! Let’s be honest with ourselves... , Without RACISM in their lives, and in their Politics the Democrats, and Joe Bidumb can’t exist . They are all about keeping the social issues, and the RASE issue alive This is what they thrive on and they keep it up-front so that they can use it whenever they need it. They have no incentive to solve these issues, and they certainly do not want to “Unite” the country, as they have no other message or platform to offer beyond it.And Bidung as already shown his hand, he is NOT interested in Uniting the Country.
ReplyDeleteThey were so VOCAL when Donald Trump did something “ANYTHING” that they didn’t like. But ever since day one with this Illegal President this country has never had so many Illegitimate, Crime Seeking, Bottom Feeding, Taxpayer Draining, Pride-less, Un-American Low Life's on It's Soil..
The Leftist, Progressive’s uses people to increase there reach into political power...they use Race...and whatever else they can to influence the Uneducated and Un-Informed Americans....
And unfortunately the Blacks have fallen for this for way too long...take a look around Black America....what hav the liberals done for you?...How many of their promises have they kept? ...And how much better off were you under Donald Trump?....Please Wake up and Stop Being a Sucker.
Take a good look at the neighborhood that you live in, take a good look at who is really killing the Black people. It’s the Black on Black crime that is prevalent. Not the White Cop who shot a Black man. That happens only when someone doesn’t obey the Police Officer, and challenges him. Don’t be fooled. Yes there’s a bad Cop now and then, but it’s the Black on Black crime that’s killing the children that are playing in the street, and , and it’s the Black on Blacks that are the Shooting each other.
It’s the Black Lives Matter who are behind the Chaos, and the Violence. And the Democrats aren’t doing a damn thing to stop it..