Finally, someone is teaching the important stuff !
After speaking to idiots in the Biden administration, Taliban agrees to include an equal number of females to males in their official meetings. The females will serve as belly dancing entertainers.
CNN journalist claims taliban guys chanting "Death to America" are very friendly and handsome, looking forward to her date with Ahmed. Taliban ravaging through Kabul collecting women and young girls to enslave and use for sex slaves.
Biden states thousands of Americans currently awaiting outbound flights from Afghanistan can go suck eggs while ordering Pentagon to pack aircraft returning to Afghanistan with body bags suitable for burial at sea.
DeBlasio to pay 1,000 a month to young men involved in lethal firearm offenses. Also states that anyone without a criminal record transporting a firearm to a shooting range will be given a life sentence with hard labor.
IRS provides all personal details of any and all Americans who have filed a tax return to taliban so their identities can be stolen.
Biden converts to islam so he can legally marry an infinite number of females of any age. Biden goes on personal tour of kindergartens and pre-schools and advises staff not to wait for him to come back.
Western US empties all rivers and lakes, including Great Lakes to remain hydrated, leaving Eastern US a barren wasteland. People in the North and East understandably upset. Black dudes switch from selling cocaine and fentanyl to running lemonade stands.
Every intelligence analyst and military person above the rank of Specialist, as well as everyone the world over cannot believe the speed at which Afghanistan fell to the Taliban.
Meanwhile, Chloe Sshwartz, a 3rd grader at "MLK-Diversity-Coexist-LGBlabla" grade school in Anytown, USA says she knew all along that the "Afghan Army" would immediately toss down their weapons and run for their lives. "DUH, Whaddya Stupid?" she asked our reporter on scene.
I guess so Chloe, I guess so.
MAN, and I was depressed before opening your blog! ;-) But I HAVE to laugh (or I'll go nuts)...You are clever, that's for sure....and this country is in BAD BAD HANDS, that is for DOUBLE SURE :(
ReplyDeleteThanks. Incredible ain't it? (Get ready for the evil dems to step it up several notches of evil)
DeleteChloe for President!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I think you have a good point about Biden’s conversion to Islam. Islam is the only society on the planet where eight-year-old girls are a regular part of a “target rich” environment.
Look, Kid ... if people are going to shout, “Death to America,” would you rather have them ugly and pissed off, or good-looking and otherwise pleasant. And anyway, what did you expect from CNN reporters? Patriotism? Ha!
One question, though ... which of these is true? Female Taliban are called (a) Faliban, (b) Waliban, or (c) Baliban?
Mustang. Chloe for President !!
DeleteAs to your multiple choice question, I choose D) All of the above. (and more)
You ought to try writing satire.
ReplyDeleteThe real stuff lie this is depressing.
True Ed. You just gotta realize we live in an alternate universe now and also I'm not giving the really scary news, just this light stuff.
DeleteCNN journalist claims taliban guys chanting "Death to America" are very friendly
ReplyDeleteI actually saw and heard that idiot live.
Dumber than a low-class moron!
That's what I hate about these puke stains the most AOW. Making nicey nice with satan. Like when they called the little girl raping and head chopping al badghadi a religious scholar.
DeleteIf they'd have said that in my company, I don't think I'd have been able to contain myself.
It's just mindbendingly, bizarrely, clownishly, corruptly inept. I'm aghast. I thought my "aghast dial" was redlining, but no, it wasn't.
ReplyDeleteDear God.
Ditto Parson. Well said. I am shockproof, but every day it seems, I'm thinking or saying What The * !
DeleteBiden’s way of withdrawing our Troops from Afghanistan, was no doubt the most disastrous, and WRONG WAY to do this. As we all know it has led to the rapid demise of the Kabul government, and ten’s of thousands of Americans, as well as Afgan’s are left in a NIGHTMARE . The world has witnessed how the US evacuated its diplomats by helicopter while Taliban soldiers crowded into the Presidential palace, and the American Embassy in Kabul. This has dealt a heavy blow to the credibility and reliability of the USA. How can any country trust us after this?
ReplyDeleteBiden had our Troops evacuate and left Thousands of Americans stranded.
We saw that HORROR at the airport where Afghans were falling off the American air- planes after they were already in flight. Video images from the airport showed people holding on to a military plane in flight with several people falling off when the aircraft was in the air.
And now we have the potential for thousands of American hostages, and Afgans that worked for us now that the Taliban has closed the Kabul airport off. Where are they to go? They are running for their lives as the Pentagon sent orders for them to “STAND DOWN” and not to go anywhere except to the Airport! Go to the Airport? How in the world are they going to do that? They are tell them to sign up for “Evacuation” ARE THEY KIDDING? HOW ARE THEY EXPECTED TO DO THAT?
Biden said that the Taliban had promised secure passage to the airport. And Biden actually believed them? How can he or ANYBODY actually believe those Savages?
He is a Senile old Blubbering, Incompetent, Deranged, Fool that has been RUINING this country since the first day he came into office!
Biden has humiliated America more than Jimmy Carter did with the Iranian Hostage Crisis.
Many people cannot help but recall how the Vietnam War ended in 1975: The US abandoned its Allies in South Vietnam; Saigon was then taken over; and then the US evacuated almost all its citizens in Saigon.
Joe Biden Is Responsible For Creating Thousands of American, and Afghan Hostages and Humiliating America?
Is it real or is it memorex? That's what I came away with your insightful post. Good ones Kid.
ReplyDeleteThanks Bunk ! Getting harder and harder to tell isn't it.
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