Kim Jong: General Wang, Come Krick !
GW: I'm here Great Reader,
how can I help ?
KJ: I hacked into Great
Tweeter's (Donna Trump's) Tweet machine last night and made bunch of tweets.
Tells me what you think!
@XiJingPing Hey fatso, why
you have such ugly wife. Also you still owes me $150 from naked twister game in
Mar-a-Lago.
@CNN "CNNgirls are ugly. I
wouldn't kiss any of them using lips of low I.Q. katie couric"
@robertmueller "ex FBI guy
crazy like rabid snake better hopes videos not available"
GW: Which videos Greatest
Leader?
KJ: There are no videos
General Wang!
GW: Oh HO HO HO HOs HOs HA
HA HAs
KJ: Here's more
@joescarborough
@andersoncooper "I just found out psycho joe scarborough having sex with lying
anderson cooper everyday in broom closet of CNN."
@HoleWhyWhirl "President
Rouhani and supreme leader Khamenei of Iran having man sex every night. Rub each
other with big feathers on bed."
@KimJongUn "I'm loves
brilliant and very handsome Kim Jong Un Long Time!"
GW: "I'm thinks that one
best so far Brilliant Reader."
KJ: "Me toos".
@chucktodd "Chuckie have
face like beaver. I can't watch you anymore. Also stop calling asking for
date."
@nancypelosi "Nancy please
stay, you're doing great job for me but please keep bag over zombie head all
times. You reminds me of movie Weekend at Bernies"
@chuckshumer "Just found
out lying chuckie shumer is really girl - really ugly girl."
GW: All so good Greatest
Leader. I'm tell all of DPRK how brilliant you are !
KJ: I'm knows it General
Wang ! Take Brilliant reader compriment medal !
GW
to self "Oh shit".
KJ: General Wang, I'm just
have new brilliant idea !
GW: Please Tells me Great
One !
KJ: I want you to work on
plan to shrink all poor people of DPRK to very tiny, then we will put in box and
ship to Carifornia with package of grass to eat on way, then make normal size
when arrive. California will give them lots of money and they will send it to
me !
GW: Fantastic Idea
Brilliant One !
KJ: I'm knows it !
I'm so solly...I can't follow this at all.
ReplyDeleteIMP, I'm afraid you're not up on the news. No Prob.
DeleteVery cute, Kid....that IS a lot to follow, for Imp OR me :-)
ReplyDeleteCLEVER!!!
Thanks you Long Time Z !
DeleteWhirl getting more Compricated I'm afraids.
It all make perfect sense when reading using lips of low I.Q. katie couric. Me laugh long time! Keep these transmissions coming, Kid. and take a compriment medal fo youself
ReplyDeleteThanks DaBlade. Ouch ! Damn pins.
DeleteI think it's a DNA problem, Kid ...https://youtu.be/enisdmeTuc4
ReplyDeleteMustang, I love that movie.
Deletewhat more can I say - you and the commentors have 'said' it all :-) LOL
ReplyDeleteThank you C-CS :)
DeleteGOVERNOR MOONBEAM to KIM JUNG UN: We welcome all the North Koreans you want to send to California –– the more the merrier. We need more Democrats to help us keep our job as governor. We'll be glad to pay you big bucks to get your votes –– plus Food Stamps, Free Medical Care for Life, a nice new House Tax-Free Completely Furnished, and all the Kim Chee you can gag down await you, if you'll just come. Pregnant women are especially welcome. They get double benefits if they're expectng twins. And don't let Donald Trump scare you. WE'LL have that DIRRY BASTARD OUT OF OFFICE in less than SIX MONTHS. And then it will be OPEN SEASON on Natural-Born American Citizens. Our taxpayers are so stupid it's unbelievable. There's nothng they lke better than being taken tothe cleaners by Big Government.
ReplyDeleteKIM JUNG UN to GOVERNER MOONBEAM: Dat sounds leally GLATE. Owny Wun Klechun: KIN I PWEEZE GUM DOO?
FT, FUNNY ! AND True to life !!
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Delete"Chuckie have face like beaver" Bwwwwwwhaaaaaaahaaaaaa. I hate his "beard." It's like the guy is wearing his pussy hat on his chin.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, and chuckie's is Not a Nice Beaver.
DeleteLove it. That's some funny shit.
ReplyDeletePastorius. Thank You !
DeleteCheck out these two. Just rolled off the fingertips.
DPRK and john mccain
Secret Interview with James Comey about Trump Meeting