Great Leader: General Wang, come qrick ! General Dong has expired last
night in one of our Comfort Women Centers as a result of blood loss from too
many Compriment Brilliant Reader medals.
General Wang: Yes Glate Leader, I am at your Comprete disposal!
GL: We must find out why US John McPain senator has declared his devotion
to greatest country DPRK ! He is going to give up all our seeclets !
GW: Great Leader, I think John McStain victim of dementia brain disease and
lack of nookey long time !.
GL: Send team of worst looking comfort women immediately to shut the stupid
capitalist pig up permanently !
GW: I’m on it Greatest one !
GL: General Wang, take Great Reader Compriment medal !
GW: (uh-oh) Thanks You Great Reader !
... 3 weeks later in Arizona house of John McLame, worst looking comfort
women have him tied to chair administering excessive nookey and giving him heart
weaky pills. (Wife of John McDumas, billionaire former owner of worst tasting
beer fortune has been put to sleep with greatest sleep gas, invention of Great
Leader himself.)
John’s heart is racing like Vietnam Era fighter jet off course and about to
be shot down.
John pleads with DPRK comfort women. Please don’t kill me, I was trying to
be shot down over North Korea so I could defect to greatest leader in whole why
whirl when I found myself flying over wrong country ! See I even talks like you
toos !
Worst Looking Comfort Women tell John McShorttimer Judging from your heart
rate, you have 20 seconds left on this world, do you have last wish? Yes,
Prease make it so Donald Trump is impeached by Treasonous Congress of USA
!
UPDATE: US Stock Market going to start crashing soon. Maybe this week.
UPDATE: US Stock Market going to start crashing soon. Maybe this week.
"administering excessive nookey" cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteThis is wonderful....UGH. John McJERK.
Thanks for the laughs, Kid!
Glad you like Z !
DeleteISN'T IT..GRAD YOU RIKE? I'm trying to learn Korean Kid...
DeleteIMP, Yea, I try to keep it so it's not too hard to read. Oh well, I'm sure much more will leak out of secret Kim Jong un palace room that we can both study.
DeleteThose three elderly comfort women are babes compared to the democrat females McLame hangs out with. BTW, based on your prediction, I have liquidated all of my stock assets and used funds to purchase a plane ticket to NK to be a guest of honor at General Dong's State funeral bash. Should be a riot.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have a great time DaBlade ! They do their funerals just like Beverly Hillbillies
DeleteIf they want to take you to the Seement Pond, politely decline.
Yea those ladies are better looking and a lot more experienced too than any democrats I've seen in DC.
John McVain got his brain
ReplyDeleteWashed in Commie Pee
At Hanoi Hilton, and so he
Came back to combat liberty ––
To undermine and wreck what we
Achieved to try to keep us free
From encroching tyranny,
And so this hollowed out zombie
Functions as out Enemy.
Good one FT !
DeleteHave some compassion on the poor guy.
ReplyDeleteHe's spent years listening to his wife yell, "I could have been first lady but no, your VP pick is a poll dancer."
That's going to take a toll.
Great read...I needed a good chuckle.....now we are down to 50 senate Gopers plus McCain. Lovely thought.
ReplyDeleteBunkerville, Thanks. Well, considering what might have happened (the beast), I'm loving it still but like to complain about Rino's anyway. I'm thinking we get another cool drink of water in the 2018 elections.
DeleteKid...what's that thing escaping from McPains mouth? Another fat lie or some sailors schwantzucker..or one of those flat worms that are circling his brain?
ReplyDeleteImp, I'm going to go with flat worm.
DeleteMcCain ... what a dirty low down trick the Vietnamese pulled on us by releasing him!
ReplyDeleteMustang, Yea, he's really been letting his freak flag fly. I hope that means he doesn't intend to run again. he's got 5.5 years though unless AZ comes to its senses and recalls this POS.
DeleteThe fault, my friends, lies not in our rotten CANDIDATES, but in those lazy, lousy, stupid, good-for-nothing sons of bitches who SUPPORT them.
DeleteFT, Yes, the dirty athletic supporters are the problem !
DeleteThe tragic death of young Otto Warmbier at the hands of Kim Jong Un makes me very angry.
ReplyDeleteTime to send in the Marines. Ooorrraaahhh!
YES!
DeleteMr Hecht, I understand the massive numbers of artillery and rocket launchers NK has deployed on their side of the DMZ and can rain 100's of thousands of rounds on Seoul by the minute. It makes the situation difficult. Nuke the DMZ, good guys have to deal with the fallout. Any other weapon delivery loses the surprise factor. As Mattis has said, this would be very ugly if it comes down. Truman should have dealt with this in 1953 and we wouldn't have had this problem escalating to impossible levels.
DeletePersonally, I don't want to lose any American lives. I'd rather nuke them, or just drop it and let the new libtard president of S Korea deal with it that won't let us put the THADD system in place.
Mr Hecht. I'm also very angry. What a time in human history to have to be dealing with this kind of shit.
DeleteThe general over-weighed with Compriment Brilliant Reader medals makes me think about how much kowtowing he had to do to earn them. I'm sure Dear Fat Leader isn't a generous awarder of praise to those not himself, so it makes my mind wander...
ReplyDeleteCube, I don't want to think about that much. :)
DeleteYeah, you're right. I don't want my mind to wander there either.
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