Kim Jong: General Wang, Come Krick !
GW: I'm here Great Reader,
how can I help ?
KJ: I hacked into Great
Tweeter's (Donna Trump's) Tweet machine last night and made bunch of tweets.
Tells me what you think!
@XiJingPing Hey fatso, why
you have such ugly wife. Also you still owes me $150 from naked twister game in
Mar-a-Lago.
@CNN "CNNgirls are ugly. I
wouldn't kiss any of them using lips of low I.Q. katie couric"
@robertmueller "ex FBI guy
crazy like rabid snake better hopes videos not available"
GW: Which videos Greatest
Leader?
KJ: There are no videos
General Wang!
GW: Oh HO HO HO HOs HOs HA
HA HAs
KJ: Here's more
@joescarborough
@andersoncooper "I just found out psycho joe scarborough having sex with lying
anderson cooper everyday in broom closet of CNN."
@HoleWhyWhirl "President
Rouhani and supreme leader Khamenei of Iran having man sex every night. Rub each
other with big feathers on bed."
@KimJongUn "I'm loves
brilliant and very handsome Kim Jong Un Long Time!"
GW: "I'm thinks that one
best so far Brilliant Reader."
KJ: "Me toos".
@chucktodd "Chuckie have
face like beaver. I can't watch you anymore. Also stop calling asking for
date."
@nancypelosi "Nancy please
stay, you're doing great job for me but please keep bag over zombie head all
times. You reminds me of movie Weekend at Bernies"
@chuckshumer "Just found
out lying chuckie shumer is really girl - really ugly girl."
GW: All so good Greatest
Leader. I'm tell all of DPRK how brilliant you are !
KJ: I'm knows it General
Wang ! Take Brilliant reader compriment medal !
GW
to self "Oh shit".
KJ: General Wang, I'm just
have new brilliant idea !
GW: Please Tells me Great
One !
KJ: I want you to work on
plan to shrink all poor people of DPRK to very tiny, then we will put in box and
ship to Carifornia with package of grass to eat on way, then make normal size
when arrive. California will give them lots of money and they will send it to
me !
GW: Fantastic Idea
Brilliant One !
KJ: I'm knows it !