Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Audio Continues to Pour in From the Kim Jong Un Palace

over my secret secure connection..........

General Dong:  Brilliant Leader, What we gonna do about Donna Trump maybe drop Nuke Bomb on Pingpong, er I mean Pyongyang ?

Brilliant Leader:  Way ahead of you General Dong !  Paying Repubbican Congless to pass birr saying Trump can no drop bomb without them say so's.

Dong: That's Brilliant Brilriant Reader !

B Leader: I'm KNOW'S IT General Dong !  Grabs another Compriment Brilliant Leader medal for yourself.

Dong: Oh Brilliant Leader I'm thanks you big time but Fly only prace left to put Medal !

B Leader: That is probrem General Dong. Be very careful with pin on back of medal.

Dong: Yeeoouch !

B Leader: I'm said be careful.....

10 comments :

  1. Great little piece of Satire, Kid. One really has to feel sorry for General Dong. Guess he was Hung so Lo! Yea, sounded corny to me too. Sorry meant to say Comey!

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    1. Ron, LOL. He may now be known as AKA Bang Ding Ow.

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  2. I'd alert the White House if I were you!
    I hope that pin goes REAL DEEP in that guy's chest! :-)

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    2. Z, The fly is more amidships actually.

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    3. Lower than that dear lady much lower. So that he punctures his fillup nozzle he'll be launched into space by the sheer escape of his body gas and the he can really be revered as their first orbiting satellite named Nu hung lo.

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  3. Wow, I listened to that same conversation at the NSA under the DORD. How did you get access to this file?

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    1. I can't give details Mr Hecht. I'd have NK assassins at my house tomorrow.

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  4. Great question, Timothy. I believe Kid has a series of Budweiser cans with strings in a dozen sensitive and classified locations, all leading to cans in his basement. Where else could he get this shocking conversations? Hey! I never noticed that Black Label beer can hanging from my ceiling joist before... Hmmm....

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    1. DaBlade, pay no attention to that can hanging from the joist. Probably a raccoon hauled it up there.

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