Here is an article that says they have two satellites orbiting the Earth armed with Nuklar devices that could detonate and create an EMP incident knocking out the electrical power of the USA.
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My personal feeling is that our super secret X37-B Space Plane, which has just returned from a 400+ day romp in space has already taken these satellites out.
My 2nd personal feeling about there not being any threat comes from my super secret secure connection to Kim Jong's Palace interior. We listen....
General Dong: Brilliant Reader! It looks like Donna Trump Ready to attack us, should we activate Nukrear Satellites ?!?
Brilliant Leader: I'm tells you now General Dong..... I no think Donna Trump ever attack us. Satellites not filled with Nukrear EMP devices, filled with special Kimshe recipe. I'm hope US not destroy them. I so hungry.
Yes, "I so hungry" are the N. Korean buzz words...it's so bad there, but all Americans see are the puffed up little jerk with his armies, not the starving people who get lobotomies for complaining of working in the fields or factories for 20 hours a day.
ReplyDelete"Kim Jong's Palace" sounds like a good name for a Korean Restaurant...except they have so little food in N Korea!
I can't even imagine how AWFUL it would (will?) be if this guy does what that article says he wants to do....and we'll never hit first, so we'll be the ones suffering. That scares me, I have to admit. :-(
Z, I'm knows it ! It will be a nice day when S. Koreans move into N Korea and find and feed all those who have been suffering eating grass and burning cow dung in winter to stay warm the last 50 years. As bad as N. Korea is it doesn't even come close to the ME.
DeleteIs it a SURPRIZE EMT attack or a "SUPPLIES!" EMT attack? I had the same thought you did right before I read your theory on the super secret spy plane mission. That thing is as dangerous now as an orbiting refrigerator (pronounced: "Le-fLiG-aH-La-to-aH).
ReplyDeleteCan we do a beer can conference call next time? This is hilarious!!!
Mr Blade, depends on time of day. If nighttime, it is Supplies, otherwise surprize. This is due to Great Leader's order that all N Koreans must be able to verbalize the L sound after dark in case the USA attacks and their nighttime patrols use another dasterdly password like Abraham Lincoln.
DeleteIf there were a NK satellite up there and we thought for a second it had a nuke in it, I have to believe it would be gone by now. Hell we can track debris as small as pieces of explosive bolts that are still up there or the 1/4 socket from the socket set that that female astronaut once lost her handle on when she was out spacewalking/working on something on the ISS.
I don't believe any more female astronauts have done spacewalks with tools since btw.
Beer call for sure Next Time, and a brainstorm. Actually, I'm receiving transmissions over my secure connection inside one of the Comfort Woman Parlors right now. I'll transcribe it soon and put it up.
Thanks.
Dunno but if they do I hope D.C. Is the first to go.
ReplyDeleteWith dear leader riding that ICBM down ala Dr. Strangelove!
DeleteMustang, Let's hope hey hit DC, and all the locks on the capitol building and all of its secret tunnel exits are protected by Electric locks.
DeleteIMP, I think General Wang would be filling that role.
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