Sunday, February 21, 2010

I Must Feel Like Bashing Obama This Week.

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?
Update* If George W Bush had Bowed to the Mayor of Tampa Florida, what would you have said about it? (Yea, rhetorical Question, we know you'll never admit it. heheh)

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the positions for 32 or more Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved.

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had spent more than all the Presidents combined since George Washington, would you have approved?

If George W Bush told the American people that none of them (not just the ones calling Pakistan) have no claim to privacy regards their cell phone use, would you approve?

If George W Bush had mentioned he'd been to 57 states and had 1, 2 or maybe 3 more to go to, would you think he was a genius ?

If George W Bush had said Corpse-Men, regarding Corpsman of military medical fame Twice while having the help of two teleprompters would you think he was a dumbass ?
Also - how can the Commander in Chief of the military not know how to pronounce the name of one of the most revered (by their peers) and crucial of all military position members?

If the Harvard Professor was white and the policeman black, what would you think about George W Bush saying "I don't know anything about the situation but I know that policeman acted stupidly".

If George W Bush had been awarded any Nobel Prize would you not be pounding on your keyboards until your fingers bled ?

If there was video of Russians refusing to shake George W Bush's hand at an event attended by he and Medvedev, would you not assume they intentionally punked him because they regard him a a buffoon ?

Did President Sarkozy ever say George W Bush was Naïve ? That's quite an insult coming from another head of state.

Wasn't Obama going to mend fences with 'our allies'. Instead, he's insulted them or they've treated him like the buffoon he is.

What would you have thought and wrote about Laura Bush if she were to have had 22 personal assistants. Or walked around in $5,000 tennis shoes. Or walked the dog on the White House lawn dressed like a bum.

This is like an all negative real life case of 'The Jefferson's Movin on up - to the East Side', though the Jefferson's had 100 times more class than both of these buffoons.

Do you feel 'Had' yet or do you need to have your noses rubbed in it some more ? You'll have three more years of this ignorance, arrogance, and incompetence by Obama and the vast majority of his cabinet, czars, and staff.


  1. Kid, you have really nailed what a jerk obummer is! I know you could go on for pages and pages more....but we have a good idea. I can't stand the thought of 3 more years of this maniac and all his minions.

    Dear Lord Help us, I have had enough bad news this week. Well, I tried to cheer us up! Did you know LOL Cats has it's own YT Channel, Cheezburger? I found it and have a vid from them we can cheer up.
    Enjoy your Sunday Nite.

  2. Thanks Bunni. Yes, I just watched your Vids. Too funny.

    Well, in the stock market - when things really suck, it's time to buy because it can't get any worse.

    I'd buy some Bunni stock right now.

    You too!

  3. "You'll have three more years of this ignorance, arrogance, and incompetence by Obama"

    Make that two years, eleven months.

    Don't take an extra month of my life away, thank you very much!

  4. holy cow. all that in a year. great post, kid.

  5. Sol, Sorry about the extra month.

  6. labcat, thanks. And that's hardly a complete list !

  7. We can't stand this guy.
    listening to him, looking at his pompous arrogant face, reading about him - just thinking about him makes me lose my breakfast on the carpet

  8. Pierro, I feel Exactly the same way.

    But we always tell our cats to try and puke into the sink or on some of what little vinyl we have in the house. heheh