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That is a beautiful picture. It looks so inviting from the outside looking in, that it would be too tempting not to board the next shuttle - even if it meant 10 light years of sitting next to one of those Village People you hilariously described. I fear that there would be buyer's regret at the end of the journey and arrival at this Tad Pole gas emission Nebula, however. Regret that dwarfs even that felt after consuming that microwaved Hot Pocket.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pretty one DaBlade. And it's meant to be a one way ticket too. Imagine how great our country could be.
DeleteThis is FAR too beautiful for those despicable $(*&($*&#(*$&&$# S!!!
DeleteYea, but think of life here without having them underfoot ! Then we ship off all the other undesirables.
DeleteLooks like th very EPICENTER of HELL's hottest burning lake to me.
ReplyDeleteA nice ipcture to look at on a chilly gray day, perhaps,, but you wouldn't want to live there.
Franco, it's no hotter than the Earth will be in 10 years ! No, you wouldn't want to live there. No Pizza restaurants for one thing. Then you have the smell of burning defecrats.
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DeleteNot that i wouldn't love to see every one of the goddam bastards roasting on a SPIT throughout Eternity.–– I just don't want to be close enough to smell the stench of burning excrement.
I take it you don't like defecrats Franco.
DeleteOne fried egg coming up! :)
ReplyDeleteI'll take it Bunk !
DeleteKid, like so much about this post I find this, "Rachael Maddow replica sex robots," terrifying. That said, very quotable.
ReplyDeleteThanks So Much LSP !
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