Go D☭mocrats !!!!

SpaceX is now taking reservations to travel to this beautiful Space Oasis and Democrats have been given priority over evil Republicans at the reservation desk !!

Call now and speak to an automated Nana Pelosi or Jerry Nadler voiced AI ticket agent !  Take another Democrat or Illegal Alien with you - just pay additional shipping and handling !!

Many of your very favorite celebrities, transgenders, transvesites, drag queens, mother rapers, father rapers, pedophiles, goat rapers, felons, Rosie O'Donnell and Rachael Maddow replica sex robots and many many more are ALREADY THERE !!  In fact the list is simply too long to print here.  This is a Dream Destination and best of all - It is Completely Free !! (Except for the tiny shipping and handling charge)

Click the image below and then click again twice to zoom in and select the exact location of your desired hotel / casino / gay bar / naked children equipped destination !!  

Hurry, Flights are filling up Fast !  Once there you will be able to connect to a webcam in 2030 so you can watch the Earth literally Melt from climate change with all the deplorable Republicans still stuck there !

Looks Angry To Me

But you never know.  Could be a scowl towards the d☭mocrats..

I report - You decide.

Click the pic

This Link

Will take you to a site that has a frequently updated dashboard and map for the coronavirus locations and statistics.

LINK

You can zoom in and out with the + and - on bottom right and you can move the map around with your mouse just like other maps.

Live Long and Prosper.

Tortured Souls

huddled together

flying through space

comfort each other

not knowing where they're going

they travel on

in just thousands of years

they’ll be gone

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Photogenic Galaxy

Ratio of Communists to Libertarians? Unknown.


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In The News !

Justin Timberlake was paid millions to sing the five notes in the McDonald's jingle.  "Ba ba ba ba ba" followed by someone else singing  "I'm lovin it"  Note to McDonalds execs - I'll do that for half price.

Donald Trump Jr prank calls the ayatollah in Iran.   Asks him if he has Prince Albert in a can (let him out), then asks him if his refrigerator is running (better chase after it), then asks him if he's finally married that goat he has had his eye on forever then laughs like hell and hangs up.

Justine Trudeau comes out as a wanna be transgender.  Admits that in Canadia, he is on a 14 year waiting list for the required surgeries. Begins studying how to use tampons as a male or even as a transgendered female without the equipment to menstruate.

The obama's are awarded Oscars for being black or at least half black and half female and for being America's enemies #1 

The DNC finally decides that an MS-13 gang member will be their candidate for the 2020 election.

Here he is with his VP pick.  Libtards go apeshit over the lack of diversity in their candidate.

Nana Pelosi vows to Personally Kill President Trump. She wants that 3 million bounty offered by that dude in Iran.

A screen shot of Adam Schiff looking for evidence on Trump.

Jerry Nadler (the Penguin) vows to kill Batman, then President Trump as he also has his eye on the 3 mil.

In an interview on The View, Nana Pelosi says she will not  press charges on Jerry Nadler for raping her saying "Well I didn't want him to rape me at first, but then after a bit he just seemed like a big fluffy Penguin, so I just lay back and enjoyed it.  Also, it Has been a while as you can imagine."

Lindsey Graham unaware of a hot mic in the room screams that "Nobody does lip service better than me!"

Lizzy Warren promises that federal income tax rates for the middle class will be ZERO and that no one will have to pay for college, lunch, dinner, or prostitutes.  Free. Plus anyone who has ever paid for anything will be reimbursed in Full by the federal government.  And it will not add to the deficit or the national debt. AOC backs this plan with a power point presentation that even frozen iguana's in Florida cannot understand.

Bernie Sanders screams at us to look at the success in Venezuela as proof of the socialist gun-free environment.

Virginia governor Ralphie Northam introduces legislation that confiscates all guns and makes it mandatory for all women to submit to sex on demand anywhere in the state.

Congressional "lawmakers" to be replaced in total immediately by "celebrities" and "TV Personalities".  Cher writes bill to make presidential assassination totally legal if president is a Republican.  Joy Behar writes bill to send all Conservatives straight to Hell.  Without passing Go.  Let's just stop here....

Public schools take complete control of all children for the purpose of indoctrination of Marxist/Leninist ideology and drug them if necessary to accomplish their goals.  Wait, this is actually happening.

Coronavirus air dropped into all red states, vaccine air dropped into all blue states.

Brad and Jen get remarried and re-divorced on same day.

Modern country music declared an instrument for brain damage and liberal indoctrination.

Juan Williams hires advisor to help him come up with the stupidest thing to say on national TV.

New York City replacing violent criminal in jails with Christian clergy members and persons with no criminal record.

California creates legislation to remove all toilets in the state and require co-ed public defecation and urination everywhere.

Nana Pelosi begs liquor makers to come up with something stronger than Everclear since it is only 190 proof.

Chris Mathews suing Trump for not making his legs tingle.

Climate freaks planning to move as far North as possible to remain in a comfort temperature zone for the next 10 years. (lol)

3 Orgasms per week reported to reduce coronary problems by 50% (Real one)

Having a cat or two (better) will reduce your potential death from stress by 99%.

Dog steals kid's scooter !

Cat High Fives and Fist Bumps !

Woman claims swallowing sperm every day for a year increased her IQ by 65 points. 

Hey, I just report.

Cher develops way to make her singing even more monotone and boring.

Well, slow news day..

Do You Like Magic? This Guy is Nuts.

44 minutes

How About That !

Dynamo (Stephen Frayne) was diagnosed with Crohn's disease at age 11 and had half his stomach removed. Not only is he dealing with it, he excels at many things, the main thing being Magic.  One of the better people in this world.  Worth your time to explore youtube for his stuff if you like this kind of stuff  After many years he convinced some folks to televise his street magic with the title Dynamo Magician Impossible.

It's all tricks to be sure but some of the stuff truly seems to be supernatural.  I believe what you see happening in the vids is actually happening - no camera tricks.

I think he's the best out there.  Anyway, a different angle.

The Flaming Queen, No Wait.. The Flaming STAR Nebula

Click the pic.  Read the description, click again for high resolution image to explore.  For Pete's Sake Folks, you must know how this works by now.  If you ever want to have sex again, follow my instructions above.

In the News

Given that all politicians and their friends  and federal 'workers' are absolved from any crimes they commit, and because today's population are so ignorant they don't understand any of the laws anyhoo,  federal judges have removed ALL laws from the books with the exception of those involving child or animal abuse.  Go nuts folks.  No penalty.

Sex education in 2nd grade now involves 2 volunteers of same or opposite sex to demonstrate anal sex in front of the class. Every Friday.

Remember that Gropey Joe Biden wrote an Executive Order on Jan 25, 2021 eliminating pedophilia from the criminal code.  Sex between young and older (Like Macron and his wife-he was 15 she 30 something) is now promoted as not only permissible but preferable. 10 year old Tommy is quite excited and so is 30 yr old teacher Jennifer Dominatutor.  Parents need not be notified.

Female liberal comedian tweets she will give a BJ to anyone who votes for Bernie Sanders. everyone tweets back "That's a great reason to vote for Trump".

Jane Fonda travels to Iran, begs mullahs to be put in control of their ICBM arsenal as well as GPS coordinates to Mar-A-Lago.

Nana Pelosi charges Vladamir Putin with verbal sexual assault after he makes profanity riddled prank call. He was actually insulting her but she took it the other way around.  Must be this is how most men talk to her.

Virginia passes bill requiring all residents to swear allegiance to islam and acquire at least one goat as a pet/lover.

California passes bill requiring all residents to electronically transfer all monetary assets to the state.

Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts reveals he has threesomes with Barack and Michelle Obama

Gweneth Paltrow sells an over-priced candle that she claims smells like a woman's genitals. It quickly sells out.

James Comey announces presidential run.

Michael Moore and Bob DiNero at a loss for words when asked what they think about Donald Trump being president for another 5 years.

Climate experts finally admit it's all Bullshit and laugh like hell on the Jimmy Kimmel and other late night shows.

Eric Holder is put in charge of reforming the FBI

Pope Francis demands all Christian clergy convert to islam.

The Hildebeast is to be Sainted by Pope Francis and the Vatican later this month.

Greta Thu... Ah who gives a damn.

Feral cats are reportedly forming gangs and plotting to overthrow the US Government by force.

Democrat men still trying to figure out how to use tampons.

AOC claims she is afraid to have kids.  Conservatives breath a sigh of relief.

Adam Schiff attacks President Trump with rubber knife.  No one is harmed.

Mitch McConnell secretly puts super glue on Chuckie Shumer's glasses nose support.  He can no longer move them from the end of his nose.

All democrat women offer free BJ's to anyone voting democrat.  No one is interested except Mike Moore.

Slow news day but some of this stuff was actually in the news.

Well, What the Heck Do Ya Think About This One?

Jewel box, mind constructed false images, shiny spinning whirlygigs, a little pornography, superfragilisticexpealadocious colors, lots of happiness with a little drama, 1950's hairstyles, radioactive Hollandaise sauce, custom tapestries, puppies, construction equipment, and much much more.

No doubt also - lots of love, love, love.

Salvador Dali would be jealous.

Click the pic to go to the APOD site, read the description, and click again to zoom in on the high resolution image that you can explore with your Grand kids and pets.

Bonus Picture

Tommy's Life As A One Man Band

You Didn't Like My Last Post? Ok, Now Playing - Recuerdos De La Alhambra

Dynamo - Magician Impossible.

This guy is MENTAL !

There are lots of vids of him.  He likes to do street magic with people he runs into. The vids are usually in the 46 minute range, this one is 12:36 and a great introduction to the guy.

I've seen other magicians do some of the tricks, especially the card stuff, but this guy does stuff I've never seen.  It's almost supernatural. You think it's a setup somehow but the people's reactions tell me he's actually doing this stuff.

On youtube, just put Dynamo magician in the search.  I've ran across a couple where the video quality is unwatchable, but most are good.

Enjoy.






Here is a longer one in India

youtube Sucks.  You'll have to reset the India one back to the beginning.
 

Predictions for 2020 in America and Maybe Elsewhere

From today through November 3 2020 lizzy warren claims to be descended from literally every ethnic group that has ever lived on Earth .  (h/t Z)

Jim Acosta sets himself on fire in front of the White House in a last ditch effort to be relevant. No one puts him out.

Burger King introduces the LGBTQ burger.  You don't know what the hell is in it but it has some nice tattoos, piercings, and an odd colored bottom bun.

nana pelosi says F* it and just chugs bottles of vodka at press conferences.  She thanks DJ Trump for sending her some denture adhesive and prays for him to do as much for American Infrastructure as did barry soetoro - AKA: barack obama and his tranny wife..

Sweden makes it illegal for Any woman to be seen in Sweden without a burka.  Well that wasn't a hard one was it.

Millennials and Gen Zers, without the ability to drive, do math, or even exist without a smartphone telling them what to do, descend into the sewer systems of America to never be seen again by the rest of us.  Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !  Trump Towers Inc creates an app for them to make them think they can control everything from politics to electrical grids to the Hubble on their phones.  They die happy.  What the hell as long as they aren't among us eh?  We Conservatives are Not heartless - Just smart as hell.

Chick-Fil-A creates a "Celebrate Pedophile Priest and Magical Abortion Day", designated as Dec 25.  They also announce that every Dec 25, they will cave to some evil or otherwise small percentage niche group of society and create another Celebration day.

The people of New York City will demand that the mass murder site of 9-11-2001 (Twin Towers) be completely surrounded by mosques to a distance of 50 square miles in all directions.

President Donald J Trump announces he will leave the White House in late January of 2025.  The left cheers !

AOC's district disappears and now out of Congress, she is placed in charge of the Federal Dept of  Education's approved curriculum.   Public school education now totally consists of dancing, bartending, and the effects of cow farts on the entire universe.  Advanced studies include how to have magical abortions and how to embrace STD's.

In the area of science, new information is released telling us about how the oceans will evaporate into space and humans will have no water to drink unless they transfer all of their valuable assets to the DNC.  Furthermore, every election vote against the DNC will reduce YOUR lifespan by 7 years.  And give you herpes. Even if you never have sex.

All of us will be forced to drive electric cars that will explode the moment that it is detected that the driver doesn't vote democrat.

Republican voters will be denied health care through medicaid via endless delay of service (That's a real one)

The DNC officially pledges alligiance  to Iran.

The celebrities in America are so out of control that Deer and Squirrel regularly attack them on sight, usually resulting in a fatal result for the celebrity.

The DNC proposes making it mandatory for any pregnant woman to have an abortion after carrying the baby 9 months.

The DNC passes a resolution making it illegal for the President to do anything about anything - 49.8% of people living in America cheer !

The house passes a bill that makes it mandatory that every day of the year,  all people living in America must prove that they've kissed the ass (and more) of an LGBTQ person or otherwise gender dysporic person.

The house passes a bill making Conservatism more of a crime than Treason (which doesn't seem to be a crime anymore eh?)

All plastic products will be discontinued.  There will be no effect on the environment since 99% of plastic pollution comes from China and other developing nations that the DNC are apparently unaware of.

Voluntary military service will be declared a class one felony.

Homosexual encounters will be required and must be notarized  in order for a person to receive a federal tax refund or any other 'benefit'.

Gun ownership will be declared a medical disease (it's in the works folks)

Cutting your grass will be declared as an environmental crime, punishable by death or life in prison.

All financial retirement plans including private 401k's will be moved over to being managed by the federal government which will piss away the money and leave everyone with nothing at the age of retirement (It's in the works).

Joe Biden is elected president in 2020 and removes pedophilia as criminal offense as his first action in the White House.  Hundreds of young girls, aged from 5 to 12 years old are immediately drafted into service at the White House as interns.

Michael Moore goes on yet another 1 minute hunger strike.  MSNBC gives it 10 minutes of devoted coverage.

A'Aight then - Enjoy the shit out of this