Janet Napolitano is Still mouthing off about the Mexican Flu

Janet ! You're trying too hard !

Seriously hon. The CDC takes care of this kinda stuff.

It's like having the Marx Bros in charge of the country isn't it ?

I Swear to the Demons that Inhabit My Mind

In fact, I'm quite sure....

I was looking at my news.google page yesterday, 27-April, 2009 and an item appeared with the headline "Dept of Homeland Security Chief (Janet Neapoloitian ice cream) Bans Travel to Mexico.

I swear.

And in my own imagination, Here is what I believe happened.

1. Janet Dahlink, after screwing up the "Veterans Are Terrorists" memo situation, Or just for general cause, decided she would show the United States and her idol Barack the Teleprompter, that she was Mr Big Stuff and come out and declare Mexico travel Banned. Because of the 'Mexican Flu', which they choose to call the Swine Flu. (Every Flu preceding has been named for it's country/location of origin - Asian Flu, Hong Kong Flu, Spanish Flu, etc, but apparently THIS administration feels it can just make shit up about scientific precedence because it doesn't want the natives any more pissed off at Mexico than they already are (and in typical Liberal fashion, it is a useless fucking exercise anyway))
2. The Teleprompter or one of its programmers found out about this and called its press arm and said, Delete That Story ! Kill It! Purge It From The Interweb caches !!!
3. Nanoseconds later, called Janet the red, black, and white ice cream, and said, Look honey, this ain't your job. You not in the department of banning travel to places, dig? Go back to sleep, we'll wake you up when we have a teleprompter item for you to read about Homeland Security stuff.
4. If it wasn't for MY sharp eyes, she might have gotten away with it.

Has there been a more incompetent administration ? Ever ?

A Crewman From the Mearsk-Alabama Files Suit

Against his employer for sailing them into/through a Known Pirate Habitat... Unarmed. Unprotected. (They could have hired security people, ala Blackwater)

The Pirate Situation...
It be a Changin !

ARG !

Interrogation Investigations - More Pictures Coming

What's behind it ?

You've heard it many times, but it is all misdirection. Nothing worthwhile can come of it. On the other hand, people on all sides will die as a result of it. American Soldiers and Combatants and Innocents in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Picture the Obama administration on stage in a cheap magicians outfit holding Investigations and Pictures of naked detainees in his left hand. Picture trillions of dollars and absurd Liberal projects behind his back in his right hand. You got it.

John King Gives Obama a Mulligan on First 100 Days !!!

Here it is !

In case they delete the thing.... Here are the cliffjump notes at the top of the page:

• April 29 marks President Obama's 100-day benchmark
  
• First 100 days have been ambitious ones for president, King says
  
• King: It is the second 100 days that will give a much more comprehensive test
  
• King: Many challenges are opportunities for Obama to advance agenda

Read that second bullet "First 100 days Ambitious...".
Unfortunately, Obama is in the EXECUTIVE branch now. Ambitious doesn't mean shit or feed the bulldog. RESULTS are the only things worth more than cow dung when you are the President of the United States.

This means that Obama has accomplished nothing in the first 100 days. Otherwise John King would have said "First 100 Days Very Productive..." And would have LOVED to have done so, but had no supporting dialog to go with it. Though that usually doesn't stop most of the other Liberal media, so I'll give John a few points for being Honest at least.

Then he goes on - "Second 100 days that will give a much more comprehensive test"

Translation: Pay no attention to the First 100 days folks, watch the second hundred. No doubt King is thinking "Gawd, I hope this dumbass can come up with something in the Next hundred." What will they say about it after 200 days. 300 days. 400 days ? I'm looking forward to the pathetic humor at least. The kind Biden gives us every time he opens his clown mouth.

And the fourth bullet ? Mumbo Jumbo; don't even bother with it.

Update: Holy Carp! 100 days, 100 mistakes? From the NY Post??? LINK

Do I have to Re-evaluate the media? I will if I have to !

And that last link I found on Ace of Spades HQ so I mention it.

Texas ! Secede !

From the Declaration of Independence -

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

I'd say the current government has potential to get close to being in opposition to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

There is obviously a lot of chatting on the interwebs about Gov Perry's comments and the subject of secession. In the case of news articles with comments attached I can't help but notice that the Liberals are commenting like Mexican Jumping Beans in a Frying Pan Covered with Fire Ants. Seriously. They are screaming Treason, Illegal, Texas better not ask for any Federal Money, on and on with pathetic childish Incorrect statement.

So, I think to mine self (JG, I can't help it now!) why would liberals abhor the idea of getting rid of so many red state voters !? Then I figure it out. It is because, even though I doubt they even know it themselves - they sense it, they are wondering who is going to pay for all their liberal programs. Imagine if Texas secedes - Every productive member of the other 49 states would get there post haste, and leave the Liberals to rot in the hell hole they have created and are expanding on. There'd be no one left to pay the bill !

Texas. Please consider this. I'm there in two shakes.

Why was an Ignorant Homosexual one of the Judges at a Beauty Contest

I don't know either.

It would be like having a hetrosexual judge at a Flaming Queen contest. An ignorant one. Makes no sense.

Why Yes, I Do Believe Hugo Chavez Helped Obama with The '08 Election

The Obama face in the Chavez picture says a couple things to me:

• Thanks Bro (for helping with the election by going to the UN and calling GW Bush the Devil... and the large contributions)
• Oh Yea, we're going to kick some ass now eh Bro? (Yea, we're going to clean up Bro!)

The Obama face in the Gordon Brown picture says

• Ok Barak, Smile, shake the cracker's hand, get the picture and let's get this bullshit meeting over with and send this idiot back to England with the 25 DVD's in NTSC format and the two piece of crap $4.11 ea plastic Marine One replicas that Michelle grabbed out of the White House gift shop on her way to insult Mrs Brown.

That's what the pictures say to me.

I need a new Blog !

One that won't make me sick.
One that won't
make me crash my car
or make me feel
three feet thick.

Connie said Huey was the bomb. Anybody know what I'm talking about ?

Sunday Music Selection

Tool of the Government and Industry Too !

We miss you Frank.

An open letter to President Felipe Calderon

So, I'm reading this article in the news section and it says "Two of Mexico's priorities -- reviving the U.S. government's ban on assault weapons and opening U.S. roads to Mexican trucks as provided for in the North American Free Trade Agreement -- were left unfulfilled."

I thought Mexican trucks are on US Roadways. I hear American truckers complaining about it all the time.
Ban on assault weapons ? How idiotic is this ? Clinton's ban on assault weapons amounted to eliminating the ability for US manufacturers to sell semi-automatic rifles in the US, and allowed a Chinese version of an assault rifle to be sold in it's place. Plus, these things are available all over the place not just the USA. The idea that if there were not a single semi-automatic rifle in the USA that your people wouldn't have them is laughable.
Just like anyone can buy drugs if they want them, any Mexican drug gang will easily find a supplier of assault rifles or whatever else they need.

Then it goes on to say you want the USA to help Mexico with its drug related crime problem. What ? Your police are corrupt. Your military is corrupt. What is it the USA is supposed to do about that?

Finally, the USA has 12 million of some of your finest citizens and some of your worst living right here in the US, getting free health care, free education, and jobs, where most of the money they make is shipped back to Mexico. And you feel America owes Mexico something ?

You've been drinking too much mescal. You are out of your freakin mind.

Barak Oblama

On April 15th, Barak Oblama, the Internet Whiz kid, the DUDE with the crackberry, the stupid bastid who chided John McCain about how he wasn't internet savvy said:

"I know nothing about any TEA Parties, No Thing!"

Here is some VIDEO of his conversation with Raumie Emmanuel on the subject....

Rod Gloyblogoviltch

You're not worth talking about.
Go the fuck away.

Updated settings so Anonymous comments can be entered.

10/4
Roger
Over.

Janet Napolitano

Well, I don't think she wrote the report about the 'Right Wing' Terrorists or the Potential Veteran Terrorists but she should have proof read the thing and signed off on it. I wonder if she even did that for her salary.

Anyway, I have the following comments:

"Right Wing" is regarded by everyone still breathing to: Conservatives (Read: Supporters of the Constitution Period), Republicans or non-Democrats, and Those supportive of a strong America and Peace through Strength as some of the top line vibes. To attempt to relabel these people as terrorists is beyond description for a government official working in the current administration.

1. You got me. I have no idea how to label this other than to say it is the most Un-American thing I can imagine anyone doing and Janet should be fired immediately, along with whoever was involved in writing this piece of Liberal Paranoid Brain Vomit Propaganda.
2. Did Janet or DHS coordinate with CNN? Because as soon as this thing came out, CNN had their story complete with pictures of NAZI skin head White Supremacists marching down some street with their Nazi flags. How the FUCK do you equate someone supportive of the constitution to being a Nazi Racist Skinhead Mofo terrorist. ? CNN you suck.
3. Veterans. How in the FUCK can you suggest returning war veterans should be suspect of being potential terrorists ? Tim McVeigh ? Let's see. One guy. And the Libs are More than Happy to say because this guy was Ex-military (as opposed to former) that he should serve as an example of why a military person might become a domestic terrorist. These are the same Libs who fight the idea that the police cannot go into a 100% black neighborhood looking for a black person while attempting to locate and arrest a perp for a drug related murder when in fact, 100% of drug related murders in this neighborhood are black people - because of Racial Profiling. I'd laugh at the Supernova of Hypocrisy but it isn't funny. The same Libs who say you cannot target Middle Eastern Men between the ages of 18 and 34 when looking for potential Terrorits. Fuck Me ! But we got no problem labeling every military man as a potential terrorist becuase of one man among MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of veterans who have returned from wars since the inception of this country. Fuck me. In fact, the Libs don't even call the terrorists - Terrorists. We don't have a war on terror anymore, it is an ambiguous operation or some such bullshit. Can you believe this ? The Terrorists in the Middle East are not to be called terrorists, but returning veterans could easily be Terrorists.
   
4. You fail Janet. Miserably. You are in a position that exceeds your talents, whatever those might be. Yor're a good little Democrat though.
   

Liberals, Texas Edition

Well, the Blog-o-sphere is simply ablaze with commentary on the TEA parties and the aftermath and the reaction of the mentally diseased liberals.

I won't add to it other than to say that I tripped over a CNN article about the possible secession of Texas where the Liberal commenter's were literally jumping out of their skins to abuse Governor Rick Perry, tell us how it is Treasonous to suggest such a thing, that Texas can forget about getting any more federal money, etc, bla yada brain vomit....

Hey Libs:

1. I figuredyou'd be happy as clams to remove that many Red state voters from future elections.
2. Yea, we know no more fed money comes in. That's one of the reasons we'd be doing it you morons. And of course we keep all our money (see point 3)
   
3. Why are you so unhappy about the prospect? I say it is because you're worried about where your welfare money is going to come from ! Lol !
   
4. Friggin Amateurs and Dumbasses !
   

John Forbes Kerry, you ignorant limpid gigalo

Dude, could you be more worthless. Your following quotes, while trying to get into the White House, come to mind:

• I couldn't think for 30-40 minutes after 9-11
• 9-11 really didn't affect me.

You don't show up for work. You contribute nothing in the way of legislation or solutions, even though you claimed to possess the secret to cold fusion or something when you said "I will virtually eliminate the need for Middle East oil by replacing it with a clean and safe power supply". Well; Where Is It??

Now you want to sit around and Bullshit about a pirate problem the rest of us have known about for years now and can easily determine a reasonable solution. That being - Use violence to eliminate their means to do pirating by destroying their boats at the minimum.

Dude, why don't you just stay home with some viagra and take care of that billionaire wife of yours, who btw could use a visit to a Hair Salon at least a couple times a year. Mrs Kerry

Phil Spector

Comment Section of course. Sacre Bleu.

Stuart Smalley

See comments on this one...

John, You Piece of Garbage Murtha

Yea, before this goes too far, let's reserve a special place in the latrine for John Ex-marine Murtha. A slime devil willing to trash anyone including American heroes for a coupla bucks.

Johnny passes judgment on a number of Marines in a truly Commie Pinko Fag way and has yet to apologize, even though charges have been dropped on all but one Marine Thus Far. Read All About It.

I can't think of any catchy names for potty mouth Murtha at the moment, so I'll just say: Rot in Hell Johnny.

Update: Moved the language to the comment section.

Hugo Needs a Post

And how about that dude in Venezuela. Hugo Chavez

He looks like an unidentified species with a human penis sticking up between his shoulders.

The Pinhead in Iran, Ammasdfsdgsdsdogndsndgndong

Feel free to post your alternate name spelling for that little pinhead over in Iran, President Mackmoodring Arachnid: