Guy sits down next to a good looking woman and she has had a couple drinks and asks the gentleman "Do you like Pussycats?" He says "How'd you know my last name was Katz?" Groan..
The lady segment of my lunch pals tells me the default answer used to be no, but now it is yes. Probably true since STD's are way up historically on a per capita basis but of course Monsieur.
Kid, The lady segment of my lunch pals tells me the default answer used to be no, but now it is yes.
I'm sure that's true.
Back when I was in college, I had a college parking sticker on my bumper. More that one man said to me, "You are in college, so you must be on the pill. So put out now, baby."
I began attending college in 1968, and the sexual revolution was in full swing.
But I had one ace up my sleeve: I was only 16 years old, so touching me in any sexual way was statutory rape. I kept my driver's at the ready.
I wish they'd stick me on there Franco. I'd make progressives, moslems, multiculturalists, and socialists all illegal. And any government official who had to take the oath then ignored it would be shot. Transgenders would have their own island. Fascism would put you in stocks in town center. Well, there would be little end to it eh?
FA: I find your syntax familiar. Not that what you say affects me, but I'm the curious sort and love puzzles. The wise fisherman just jumped out of the sea in 7/2018?
Morals and ethics with the dems surely don't exist anymore. They will destroy anyone and anything in their quest for evil. I'd say that pretty close to civil war. Mitch McChuckles needs to go to 51 votes on everything and they better start implementing the rest of our Agenda or this country is screwed for sure.
Is there any doubt that the dems would go to 51 votes if they got the majority back?
Franco, Could be wrong but I see it as the republicans are scared to death of optics. Very dangerous. They didn't oppose obama because they din't want to appear to be 'racists'. Or the moslem vermin for fear of being called 'racists'. While they sit with their knees knocking, America is being flushed.
At WYD Farmer John suggested that President Trump should SHUT the GOVERNMENT DOWN to thwart the D'Rats on The Judiciary Committee.
I asked, "Would that help the president WIN a majority in the November election?
Then I said, "Nevertheless, I have to say that IF the bastard DemoThugs –– Super Troll THIS ONE is a perfect example of the genre, as are Canardo, the Registered Nurse, Dervish "Fartbreath" Sanders, et al. ––, SUCCEED in their attempt to BORK Judge Kavanugh, President Trump might just as well meekly RESIGN his office and just LET the USA be destroyed."
Meowwww.
ReplyDeleteMerrrrow Mr Blade.
DeleteOdie's jokes are always edgy. And this joke: I don't get it, maybe somebody can explain it to me.
ReplyDeleteI was a wishin and a hopin you could tell me Fredd.
DeleteSee .. that's what our society has become. There was a time when an American woman would never have to ask such a question
ReplyDelete:)
DeleteThe lady segment of my lunch pals tells me the default answer used to be no, but now it is yes. Probably true since STD's are way up historically on a per capita basis but of course Monsieur.
DeleteKid,
DeleteThe lady segment of my lunch pals tells me the default answer used to be no, but now it is yes.
I'm sure that's true.
Back when I was in college, I had a college parking sticker on my bumper. More that one man said to me, "You are in college, so you must be on the pill. So put out now, baby."
I began attending college in 1968, and the sexual revolution was in full swing.
But I had one ace up my sleeve: I was only 16 years old, so touching me in any sexual way was statutory rape. I kept my driver's at the ready.
Make that driver's license.
DeleteAOW, I never made demands on a woman, always asked.
DeleteKid,
DeleteSir, you are a gentleman.
Believe me, there a many non-gentlemen out there.
Sad AOW. Growing up I didn't know any men that would force themselves. Different world by light years today.
DeleteSounds like Odie.
ReplyDeleteI .LOVE pussycats, but I love PUSSY even more!
ReplyDelete]:^)>
They'll nevr put ME on the Supreme Court. In future only LESBIANS and EUNUCHS need apply.
I wish they'd stick me on there Franco. I'd make progressives, moslems, multiculturalists, and socialists all illegal. And any government official who had to take the oath then ignored it would be shot. Transgenders would have their own island. Fascism would put you in stocks in town center. Well, there would be little end to it eh?
DeleteFA: I find your syntax familiar. Not that what you say affects me, but I'm the curious sort and love puzzles. The wise fisherman just jumped out of the sea in 7/2018?
DeleteNo puzzle there, Cube. I just try to inject a note of wry humor into things now and then. God forguve me, but I love puns,
Delete"For wery puny pun I shed I should be punished."
};^)>
And Now a Dose of REALITY –– or usut SURREALITY?
ReplyDeleteHEADLINES at LUCIANNE.COM TODAY WITH WRY QUIPS FROM L.om STAFF
Caligula exits the arena, vanquished
D.C., where sterling reputations come to die.
No Contest: Kavanaugh vs. the Committee
Brett Kavanaugh saves himself by himself.
5 Big Problems with Christine Blasey Ford´s Testimony at the Kavanaugh Hearings
#1 I can´t recall anything.
Lindsey Graham unloads on Dianne Feinstein, Democrats for ´unethical sham´
Graham gets the "Best in Show" award.
He’s Going to Get Reelected, Isn’t He?
If there is a God, yes!
ABC´s Moran: ´Millions of Women´ to Feel ´Annihilated Inside´ If Kavanaugh Is Confirmed
Not the real women who will celebrate.
Compare and contrast Kavanaugh´s and Ford´s testimonies
This is for those who missed the soap opera.
HEADLINES TODAY AT ThE DRUDGE REPORT
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SUPREME BATTLE...
BAR ASSOCIATION Urges FBI Probe...
Dershowitz calls on GOP to postpone vote...
BRETT FIGHTS BACK...
'My name and my family permanently destroyed'...
LINDSEY GRAHAM UNLEASHED...
Battles hecklers during interview...
Committee Republicans' addresses, phone numbers splashed on WIKIPEDIA...
Wild scene at Capitol: 'Men are trash'...
FLAKE YES...
Confronted in elevator by women...
Next ugly fight: Impeachment(s)...
Communists on TWITTER Discuss 'Ambushes and Assassinations' Against Political Enemies...
Does anyone doubt now that we are in the midst of fightng a genune CIVIL WAR?
ReplyDeleteMorals and ethics with the dems surely don't exist anymore. They will destroy anyone and anything in their quest for evil. I'd say that pretty close to civil war. Mitch McChuckles needs to go to 51 votes on everything and they better start implementing the rest of our Agenda or this country is screwed for sure.
DeleteIs there any doubt that the dems would go to 51 votes if they got the majority back?
You're right, of course, Kid, but what we hate to acknowledge s the inisutable FACT that RINOS fght tooth nail to AID and ABET the DemoThug Agenda.
DeleteRINOS ar half of a Good Cop-Bad Cop routine.
You can guess which hlf of team RINOS represent.
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Just mde funny typo. Instead of RINOS I wrote RUINOS };^)>
Probably a lot more accurate if you stop to think about it.
Franco, Could be wrong but I see it as the republicans are scared to death of optics. Very dangerous. They didn't oppose obama because they din't want to appear to be 'racists'. Or the moslem vermin for fear of being called 'racists'. While they sit with their knees knocking, America is being flushed.
DeleteWe are in the midst of a genuine CIVIL WAR.
ReplyDeleteIt can't be IGNORED, and it can't be THEORIZED away.
Ho long do you think it will be at the rate things are going before actual PHYSICAL COMBAT breaks out?
It's already started with Conservatives being HARASSED and EVICTED from various RESTAURANTS simply for BEING Conservatives.
At WYD Farmer John suggested that President Trump should SHUT the GOVERNMENT DOWN to thwart the D'Rats on The Judiciary Committee.
DeleteI asked, "Would that help the president WIN a majority in the November election?
Then I said, "Nevertheless, I have to say that IF the bastard DemoThugs –– Super Troll THIS ONE is a perfect example of the genre, as are Canardo, the Registered Nurse, Dervish "Fartbreath" Sanders, et al. ––, SUCCEED in their attempt to BORK Judge Kavanugh, President Trump might just as well meekly RESIGN his office and just LET the USA be destroyed."