Sunday, September 23, 2018

Oh, I'm Liking the Hell Out Of This

The Automated, AI, Robot Lawyer.

Yea Baby, put those slimeballs out of business for the most part.

(And also go to my last post about ducks and get a smile.)


17 comments :

  1. Someday A SCOTUS candidate will claim that a coder programmed bad behavior into it.

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  2. So, as it says, it helps the homeless, the needy, etc., and the rest of us are still screwed?
    Then what do we do to get great lawyers to help if really needed when they have HUGE rentals and administrative staffs to pay for and part of that is included in the huge legal fees?

    In Europe, most countries say "You sue and lose, YOU PAY FOR BOTH SIDES" That's what we've got to do to get rid of this stupid LAWYER THING!!

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    1. No this is for everyone Z.

      Yes, with prosecutors and at least plaintiffs with skin in the game, a lot would be solved.

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  3. Putting lawyers out of work will only result in an increase in street crime or more people vying for public office - which is about the same thing.

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    1. Mustang, this might be like that self correcting system of more CO2 creating more and bigger plants that eat more CO2. More crime, more lawyers needed for the courts.

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  4. Interesting concept, Kid. It will be interesting to see where this goes.

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    1. I sure hope it goes to fewer people going to lawyer school Adrienne.

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    2. PS, And people like us doing bidness without paying out the patutey.

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  5. I'm ready for the robot lawyer.

    Witness: You want answers?

    Robot Lawyer: I think I'm entitled to.

    Witness: You want answers?

    Robot Lawyer: I WANT THE WIRELESS!

    Witness: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLUETOOTH!

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    1. Blade - LOL !

      I CAN handle the Blue Dress though btw.

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  6. An intriguing concept, it is for sure, BUT something in me smells "LEFTIST" when I look at the sissified little buck-toothed Brit with the labio-dentral lisp. Only LEFtISTS think making money is somehow immoral and unfair to "The Poor."

    Even so, though I am hardly for and needy, I have recently had about $250.00 STOLEN from my checking account by the statewide POWER Company. My bank informed of this sgificant overdraft on my automatic bill pay function.

    Guess what? On two occasiins I've spent nearly an hour in the phone dealing with endless "VOICE MAIL" till AT LAST I got to talk with a real, live human being. NO HELP AT ALL.

    The human being, who was stationed FOUR STATES AWAY flatly DENIED the excessive withdrawal, even though the BANK has a record of their taking money out fo my checkung account THREE TIMES in August when they should only do it ONCE.

    I am caught btween two vast, impersonal beaureaucracies. Local bank personnel have NO POWER to make adjustments to my account, an the POWER CO. claims it isn't necessary.

    SO, in order to recover the stolen $250,00 I'll have to hire a LAWYER. THAT, OF COURSE, WILL MEAN I'LL HAVE to SPEND ABOUT a THOUSAND DOLLARS to get back my $250.00.

    So you see how "they" have everything rigged against all of US.

    I'm old, legally blind, can't read documents, suffer from vertigo attacks, and am just too damned TIRED to pursue this further. SO the damned CROOKS keep on WINNING.

    What do YOU GUYS think I should do?

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    1. Move on Franco. I'd say you got the situation pretty well covered. It's all about cost vs reward, so again this thing could be good. If you could drown the parties involved in legal paperwork that didn't cost you anything, it could be they who says - let's pay this guy (Franco) as it will be cheaper in the long run.

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  7. Since I was a kid I've wanted a robot friend... so it went to law school. That's fantastic!

    Mister Aragosta, I feel your pain. It seems like everywhere we turn we're at the mercy of a merciless entity. We must take comfort where we can. That's why Kid is here ;)

    Just curious... what is your emoji supposed to mean?

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    1. Hi, Cube. It's Italian. It means, "Frank Lobsterman, the wise fisherman."

      Long story behind it. My mother's family came from Italy in the late 1800's. My father's people came over in 1630, and helped settle what-was-to-become the state of Maine.

      Thanks for visting my blog.

      And yes, Kid is a peach. ;-)

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