Kim Jong Un: General Won
Hung Lo, come qwrik !
HL: I'm here Greatest Leader, ready with compriments, DLTN, and backup DLTN.
KJ: Very goods Hung. Now
guess who Op-ed writer to New Yorks Times is...
HL: After thoughtful
second, Hung Lo guess is Omarosa dog.
KJ: Laughing, No Hung, it
was me, Dearest Leader ! I'm troll Great Tweeter Real Good ! Oh Ho Ho.
HL: Oh Ho Ho's Dearest One,
that is more genius than I'm has ever seen !
KJ: I'm knows it Hung. I'm
working on more letters too.
HL: How can I help Great
Leader ?!
KJ: Find DPRK General or
General Wife who speak with very good Engrish accents and we will start making
crank calls to American democrat poriticians.
HL: Oh Ho Hos Dear Leader,
I'm drowning in genius now. Actruary my wife Sweet Cherryot speak Engrish vely
good ! I will go and get her right away if you approve !
KJ: Vely Good General Hung,
I'm start writing scripts for funny crank calls in meantime.
Kim Jong sits with thinking
cap on looking dreamily into space writing in own DLTN and twirling hair on top
of head. ...
"Elizabeth Warren call:
Dear Senator Warren, you not knows me, but I work in White House and had to call
and warn you. Donna Trump say you are biggest liar and you are ugly as a grey beaver too. He gonna
have Jeff Sessions open special counsel on you to investigate all ill-gotten
money and they are going to confiscate it from you and put you in prison.
He say Hirry Crinton join you there shortly and he make sure you share same
cell. And Hirry Crinton rike girls, especially ugry ones."
KJ
thinking aloud.. Next we call Cory Bookers..
"Dear Senator Bookers, you
not knows me, but I'm works in White House. I found documents signed by Supreme
Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh, stating he is member of NAMBLA and also KKK.
Also signed by Donna Trump and plan attached to deport all black peoples except
for young black brown sugar boys which they will lock up on what they call pedo chicken ranch. Be
same thing as DPRK Comfort Women Resorts, only young boys. Also plan to steal
all democrat campaign funds and use for building chicken ranch and also
waterboard torture rooms."
Kim Jong wonders who he gonna do next.
Ho ho ho ... this will undoubtedly work on America's far left. If brains were made of dynamite, those yo-yo's wouldn't be able to blow their noses.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinks so too Mr Mustangs !
DeleteThey want it so bad don't they? I think they'd buy it.
Hirry likes ugry girls? Takes one to know one!
ReplyDeleteGood post, Kid.....
Thank You Ms Z !
DeleteHerro, Magzeen Wawas!
ReplyDeletePlezident Tlump sei yu ugriest ting he eval seen negs do Hirry Crinton, Nan si Pero si, an Chug Shoomoo. We have big pran to kidnap yu to you in Taw Chaw Wooms –– Fliten plizzunoos big time. Mei kem kunfess do climes so we kan stlap 'em ondo wockets and zen dem do Wowda Speis.
"BOORIFOO!" sei Glate Wedaw Kim Jong Un. "Wi gib yu big medoo!"
Franco, I like the tying them to rockets part as long as they don't pass out from the G force. We want them to enjoy the ride.
DeleteI should have suspected that KJ was up to no good. He needs to be careful though. If bad boy Spartacus Cory Booker finds out he was played, he might release a non classified document on him. And if Hirry learns of this ruse? She's coming, and she's bringing hell with her in the form of ugry girls who tech.
ReplyDeleteIt will no doubt get interesting Mr Blade, about as interesting as a fat ugry female in a pantsuit. I don't think Cory is smart enough to know he's been played.
DeleteAnd Warren is about as clever as a one trick beaver.