Interesting ... I note that overpowering light and space particles from the super-nova passed over earth around 5,000 years ago. It was at about this same time, say scientists, that human beings experienced a significant modification to their DNA. Who knows what danger lurks in deep space? And I am pretty sure about this because I got my advanced degrees from Father Sarducci’s Five Minute University, it was also about this time that the Democratic Party was formed. If we can only prove this scientifically, then the claim that Democrats are actually creatures from space would become more credible, yes?
Mustang, whomever proves this as fact and releases the white paper will be accused of a sexual assault in Kindergarten by a skank with an axe to grind.
I did read that humans were engaged in intellectual/engineering type things as long as 13,000 years ago. My personal belief is that humans never wore tiger skin loin cloths and grunted like democrats. I believe humans always pursued a life of cleanliness, knowledge and unlimited sex. Their big mistake was trying to cross a snake with a sewer rat to create an animal that would hunt for them. Instead of hunting, it laid around all day demanding to be fed. This creature was the basis of the democrat party. Even Early conservatives made major screwups.
Mustang makes a compelling case, and who would argue with Fr Guiddo? I will say that my DNA have been in a spiral twist lately, and I sense a hydrogen (red) wave coming.
Mr Blade, my DNA is very relaxed today. I have finally realized that 99.999% of everything around me will always be FUBAR but when the FUBAR gets too close, I can shoot it safely.
We must close our eyes, empty our minds of democrat sewage beasts and concentrate on the red wave. The mind soothing, smile inducing, never been experienced with simple crayons and play-doh orgasmic bliss that will come form Ted Cruz or perhaps Mike Lee being made federal AG in place of Mr Magoo who has recently turned his very visible attention to college conservative censorship (GASP!) I know you're as shocked as I was when reading his thoughts on the matter.
Bunk, I've taken both the red pill and the blue pill and now Lawrence Fishburne will not return my texts. I suspect racism is to blame. If only there was a National Association for the Advancement of White People.....
Interesting ... I note that overpowering light and space particles from the super-nova passed over earth around 5,000 years ago. It was at about this same time, say scientists, that human beings experienced a significant modification to their DNA. Who knows what danger lurks in deep space? And I am pretty sure about this because I got my advanced degrees from Father Sarducci’s Five Minute University, it was also about this time that the Democratic Party was formed. If we can only prove this scientifically, then the claim that Democrats are actually creatures from space would become more credible, yes?
ReplyDeleteAnd that's how science is done. :)
DeleteMustang, whomever proves this as fact and releases the white paper will be accused of a sexual assault in Kindergarten by a skank with an axe to grind.
DeleteI did read that humans were engaged in intellectual/engineering type things as long as 13,000 years ago. My personal belief is that humans never wore tiger skin loin cloths and grunted like democrats. I believe humans always pursued a life of cleanliness, knowledge and unlimited sex.
Their big mistake was trying to cross a snake with a sewer rat to create an animal that would hunt for them. Instead of hunting, it laid around all day demanding to be fed. This creature was the basis of the democrat party. Even Early conservatives made major screwups.
Mustang makes a compelling case, and who would argue with Fr Guiddo? I will say that my DNA have been in a spiral twist lately, and I sense a hydrogen (red) wave coming.
ReplyDeleteDon't get your ribonucleus in a twist, Blade.
DeleteMr Blade, my DNA is very relaxed today. I have finally realized that 99.999% of everything around me will always be FUBAR but when the FUBAR gets too close, I can shoot it safely.
DeleteWe must close our eyes, empty our minds of democrat sewage beasts and concentrate on the red wave. The mind soothing, smile inducing, never been experienced with simple crayons and play-doh orgasmic bliss that will come form Ted Cruz or perhaps Mike Lee being made federal AG in place of Mr Magoo who has recently turned his very visible attention to college conservative censorship (GASP!) I know you're as shocked as I was when reading his thoughts on the matter.
And here all along I thought it was the Red Pill that done it all. Darn.
ReplyDeleteBunk, I've taken both the red pill and the blue pill and now Lawrence Fishburne will not return my texts. I suspect racism is to blame. If only there was a National Association for the Advancement of White People.....
DeleteNot to worry, White people will be the minority in 30 years. here.... NAAWP will be "in."
DeleteI won't be here to see it Bunk and I'm not unhappy about that :)
DeleteDude like I'm feeling the red wave. I went with the wave because Imp told me the red pill is actually a suppository.
ReplyDeleteMustang, I hope it wasn't preowned by Maxine Waters, our latest award winner.
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