Saturday, May 9, 2020

Apparently, Mustang has Agents Everywhere. Who Knew ?

To say any more would reveal too much and endanger the lives of agents and their beloved cats all over.

Anyway - Enjoy a guest post by Mustang !

... A conversation between Mayor Bill Di Blasio and his underling chief of staff.  Place: The Mayor’s Office, NYC.

C/S:   Good morning sir.  How was the ride in from your mayoral mansion?

Mayor:        I’m not in the mood for small talk this morning.  What’s going on this morning?

C/S:   According to personnel, we’ve run critically short of illegal aliens.  We’re down to around 2,000 in all five Burroughs.

Mayor:        How in the hell did that happen?

C/S:   Well, as you know, we recently had the Cinco de Mayo celebrations all over the city, so along with that was a lot of wild parties, which always ends up with knife fights, gun fights, and the occasional broken bottle of Dos XX thrust into the chest of an occasional bystander.  Those dopes in the NYPD shot a few, too, during a robbery attempt in Queens.  The body count was well over 10,000 city-wide at last tally.

Mayor:        Damn.  Well, we can’t have that.

C/S:   No sir, but that’s just the way those people are.  Given time, though, they’ll repopulate themselves.

Mayor:        No, I mean we can’t afford to lose so many illegal aliens.  We’ve got to replace them, and quick.

C/S:   Replace them?  How?

Mayor:        Let’s get someone to call Mexico and a few of those other shit holes in central America.  Ask them to send up more.

C/S:   We can’t do that, sir.  You know what a sieve some of our departments are to the press.  If word got out about us asking for more illegals ... well, it would only add fire to Trump’s damn tweet machine.

Mayor:        Yeah ... well, then, how about we ask New Jersey and Delaware to send us some?

C/S:   We already owe them for the last two shipments; I think they sent us 5,000 each.  Eventually, when it gets closer to Election Day, they’ll want them back.

Major:         Damn.  Yeah, you’re right.  It’s a shame, too, because those illegals from Jersey are quality stock.  Well-fed from the tax system, and crazy irritable.  Almost the perfect illegal, if you know what I mean.

C/S:   I think we just have to wait for the re-population thing to occur among those that remain.

Mayor:        No, that’s out of the question.  Besides, with only 2,000 left ... what if another damn Hispanic celebration pops up?  We could lose them all in one fell swoop.  We’ve got to come up with another way to replenish our stock.

C/S:   Well, you know, if you pay me per diem, I could drive down to Mexico, or Texas, or to Canada and bring some back in my van.  Forty or fifty trips could do it.

Mayor:        No, no that won’t work.  Besides, the last time you took a trip like that, your per diem bill was well over two million dollars and I had to take that out of Chirlane’s household money.  I didn’t get laid for a week.  Snap!  I know, let’s release illegals from our jails and prisons.  We’ve got what .... around 20,000 or so convicted of serious felonies, another 10,000 awaiting trial, and I think another 5,000 that are pending plea bargaining.  Let’s do that!

C/S:   Um.  Sir.  Release criminals?  Seriously?  Won’t they just kill, rape, rob, mug, deal, and assault more?

Mayor:        Small price to pay.  Let’em go.

C/S:   Small price to pay for what, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor:        Damn you’re slow.  We can’t have a sanctuary city without someone getting sanctuary, can we?  Who ever heard of a sanctuary city that didn’t offer sanctuary?  Let’em go.  Today.  Right now.

C/S:   Won’t that damage our chances of getting more federal money to feed the homeless, though?

Mayor:        Naw ... those dopes in Washington will never figure it out.  Let’s just release the criminals and then, if anyone finds out, we’ll just resort to our favorite strategy of ignoring questions from the press.  That was a joke ... we never get any questions from the press.  Ha ha ha.

38 comments :

  1. Di Blasio should be in prison, along with anyone who voted for him. There's something seriously wrong with New Yorkers. I heard a rumor that Mayor Billy was kidnapped when he was a kid. When his parents refused to pay the $50.00 ransom, they went into negotiations with the kidnappers and the kidnappers ended up paying his parents $1,000 to take him back. I don't think this is a true story, though. No kidnapper worth his salt would lower himself to kidnap that jerk.

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    1. Sam, not to mention his beyond ugly 'wife' who can't account for 878 million in some tax payer funded bullshit 'women's help' thing.

      Feeding Frenzy. Many they know how stupid their voters are.

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    2. At least in November we shall find out if people are willing to continue to live like caged rabbits, thus will vote the Progs back in.... I think I know the answer but hope springs eternal.

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    3. Bunk, Rasmussen which is supposed to be decent polling place consistently has DJT at 50% approval.

      Probably the betting sites are a better indicator.

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    4. I didn't know about the kidnapping thing, Sam. Too bad it's only a rumor. If there's one face I'd like to see on a missing poster, its Bill Di Blasio. One thing I'd like to suggest, though, is that you learn to let go of your inhibitions. Go ahead ... have an opinion. Express it. Let it out.

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    5. I may enroll in an anger-management class, Mustang. Or I may #%@!! not. :-)

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    6. @ Kid

      Someone once told me that beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone. I think about that wise philosophy every time I see that woman's face. It does seem to be a trend among Democrat women, too. Maybe it's a DNA problem.

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    7. It definitely is Sam. After years, I still haven't put my finger on what the issue is. Man, they're all so ugly.

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    8. Now, Kid, in the interests of decency yagotta at least TRY be fair. Nanny Pelousy was a strikingly beautiful woman in her day –– forty-five or fifty years ago. We must give her credit for that, even if she DOES look like one of the most frightening episodes of Tales from the Crypt today, poor thing!

      Hillary Clinton on the other hand always did look like last night's dinner after it's been regurgitated –– or a violent episode of amoebic dysentery that missed the bowl

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    9. Well, that's true Franco

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  2. Mustang, how does Kid fit into that?

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    1. Kid's the boss, the mastermind, the big kahoona, Mr. Cheese, der Kamandante, the CIC, the paymaster, the shop steward, and president of the promotion board. When he needs information, he turns to the minions. Minion is Spanish for Mustang.

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    2. Well... I don't know WHAT to add to that other than Mustang is my very best resource.

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    3. I knew I should have learned to spleak splanish. I have been deciphering mustang's musings in portugese.

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    4. Señor Jerry, escupo a esos portugueses. Descubrimos América, no esos perdedores.

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  3. Excellent news, Kid. I like that you're right on top of stuff.

    My friends funeral was today (all day) and I'm worn to a frazzle. Her rosary was last night. She's dancing with the angels now.

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    1. Thank You Adrienne.

      I'm more of a "Celebrate the Life" person than "Mourn the Passing" (though some of that is unavoidable or course). Sounds like you may be too.

      Yes another Quality Soul has joined the others.

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    2. I'm very sorry for your loss, Adrienne. God bless you, yours, and all your friends.

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    3. Adrienne, she went to heaven.
      That's what Christians do.
      Sorry for your loss.

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    4. My condolences, Miss Adrienne.

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  5. New Documents Show Obama Involved In The Flynn Scandal

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    1. obama is the head of the snake for all this stuff. But who is pulling his strings.

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    2. Who pull's Obooboo's strings?

      Who else but GEORGE SOROS?

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  6. New Yorkers deserve DeBlasio. And that's unfortunate for the rest of us who always enjoy a short trip to the Big Apple. He is screwing it up for even us tourists.

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    1. Fredd, GOTTA wonder what is wrong with those people. Huge Jewish population maybe. Well, I've been there and no interest in going back.

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  7. SCHIFF. KNEW THAT THERE WASN’T ANY RUSSIAN CONCUSSION BUT HE LIED ANYWAY

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    1. Been lying about everything constantly for 3+ years.

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  9. What I would recommend Doing to every Progressive , male or Female... I would recommend gouging their eyes out with an ice pick first, then tearing their balls out bare-handed then stuffing those blooy eggs of meat into their mouths to stop tir screams. Then I'd beat them to a pulp with a heavy lub studed with nails. Light a fire under each one, then let him slowly get smoked to death as he's lowered closer and closer to the flames.

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    1. That's too quick man. And not torturous enough.

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    2. You gotta start slow. Let them think there is a chance of escape for as long as possible while inflicting great but not life ending or permanent body mutililating pain and torture, then build that up over weeks and weeks until finally they give in and beg for the end.

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    1. SLP, LSP whatever..... , Mustang is FULL of surprises....This I will tell you.....................................................

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