(btw - Haley's comet comes by every 75 years or so. I was able to record its transmission back to its home planet during its last visit using an app on my smartypants phone. Basically it said "Screw This Place".)
Well, the latest alien probe to check on our dipstick planet imaged below. Notice how it is so interested in escaping our sphere of influence...
I hope you aren't getting ready to tell us that the space alien spies are monkeys because if that's the case, you've stepped over into Jerry D's area of expertise. I need you to stay focused, Kid. Look at me. Look at me. Focus.
ReplyDeleteMustang, I can confirm through unclassified data that All nearby space Aliens are Super Gorgeous Females with incredible talents for compassion, kitty cat petting and nurturing animals, replies, and insects of all manner. It's another reason they've stayed the hell away from Earth. They're all naked too. The rest of the information is classified.
DeleteMr Blade might have more information to disclose but if he did, he'd probably be arrested in his PJ's by Seal Team 13 and local SWAT members in the middle of the night just like Roger Stone was. Don't do it Mr Blade. Not worth it. Nobody gonna believe you anyway.
OK, that's definitely Kid territory, but thanks for looking out, Mr. 'Stang.
ReplyDeleteAs for the Haley's comet. It last visited us in 1986 and your photo is one of the best I've seen taken by a Motorola 8000X. I was not aware they even had a camera, but hey, I was inebriated in 1986. I'm waiting for it's next visit, a little less than my 100th birthday, in order to snap it's photo. That is, if my governor says it's safe to come outside by that point.
Okay, sure ... your governor has overstepped her constitutional authority by keeping free people locked up in their own homes, but I think you must consider the positive aspects. First, she’s saving money by not locking you up in the state penitentiary system. Next, crime has dropped off considerably in Michigan, well ... except for people robbing other family members at gun point and the occasional shooting death over control of the remote, and finally look how much she’s saving you by not having to fill up the gas tank every week! Always keep a positive spin on things, Jerry. Don’t turn into a “glass half empty” person like you-know-who.
DeleteI don’t remember Halley’s comet in 1986. In fact, I don’t remember 1986. More to the point, I don’t think there ever was a 1986. You guys are just messing with an old guy, aren’t cha?
Final thought for all you doubters out there, the 5.5 magnitude earthquake in Puerto Rico last night proves that global warming is real. So, there.
I LOVE Global Warming. Except in summer in Cincinnati.
DeleteA new comet. Inside earth’s orbit. Great. Something else to worry about. Thanks kid.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Sam, the Lagrange Points will keep us safe.
DeleteThere is not enough sanitizer or soap in the world to cure the ignorance of the Democrats.
ReplyDeleteIgnorance and Evil Scotty.
DeleteI like this.
ReplyDeleteAd Astra.
LSP - "ad astra per aspera,” which translates to “through hardships to the stars.” ?
ReplyDeleteI think space has been kind to us and at this point doesn't even want anything to do with us. And forget about traveling to any other stars.
Amen
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