Thursday, May 7, 2020

The Real News !

China sending millions of "Walking Dead" with fatal bite disease to US in massive shipping container ships.  One bite and you become one of them.  Democrats disallow customs inspections.  Federal judges back them up.

Lindsey Graham, crying, finally admits liberal boyfriend won't let him do anything about anything. Says he even makes him wear women's underwear around the house and not the comfortable kind either.

GOP members going for Guinness World Record for idle threats.
 
 
Alexandria Cortez Absolutely Ecstatic that the flying cows  are being culled and that the no one is getting on those farting airplanes. She is running around screaming "China has saved us!!"

Jim Jordan latest GOP-er to take on the role of Captain Obvious by telling us the Steele dossier is confirmed to be BS.

Congress fails to override Trump's veto to curb his war powers.  Half of Congress rushes to phones to apologize to Iran, other half frantically calling China.

President Trump takes first step to open mining operations on  the moon.  Says "There is no better cheese anywhere in the Solar System. This I will tell you."

Health Insurers going bankrupt from Covid Claims, re-opening as porn sites during Stay At Home Lock Downs to recoup losses.

Democrats file White House petition to have Ted Bundy receive presidential pardon so they can vote for him instead of Joe Biden.  Petition reaches 145 million signatures in days.  President Trump dismisses request.

Joe Biden admits to sexual assaults but claims he has Democratic Immunity.

Joe Biden says "Folks, don't put masks on your pigs, you'll destroy the Lipstick Industry.

Project Veritas uncovers orders from NYC Mayor ordering hundreds of newly released illegal alien rapists, murders, and others to randomly break down residential doors, rape and murder people inside and bring valuables back to his office.
 

41 comments :

  1. I want to know how KID knows what women's underwear are comfortable and what aren't.

    DOES MUSTANG HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THAT? :-)

    ALSO: Off topic: My friend from AZ just emailed that she and her husband had COVID..they're in their early and mid Sixties.......he recovered in 3 weeks, she wasn't recovering so another doc got involved and prescribed HCQ in the midst of her high fever and coughing and feeling MISERABLE. By the next morning, she was 50% better and recovered within another week. Thank God for HCQ: ignore the ridiculous lies about it!

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    1. Extensive research supervised by professionals. Especially in the early years.

      Thanks for the HCQ info. Some are saying it doesn't help anyone. Fake news I guess.

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    2. @ Z

      Kid is like Jason Bourne; he's got so many identities that he can't keep track of whose underwear he's wearing from one day to the next. Well, that's what Jerry told me.

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    3. Mustang, well I am strangely and confusingly drawn to violence on rare occasion so don't make come down, or up, or over there. You may not like being forced to buy me some hot dogs and ice cream.

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    4. Well, come to this news site for info and get TMI!

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    5. I know what you mean, Ed. It is awfully embarrassing. Still, Kid is one of those guys that would give you the shirt off his back and only charge double what he paid for it. But since he saved my life once, I gotta stick with my bud.

      Hey Kid, is there any truth to the rumor that AOC is avoiding the UK because she's afraid of catching Mad Cow Disease?

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    6. @Ed, too much is much better than not enough eh? God has given me an odd talent to peel back the onion and get to the real motivations and planning of the evil ones - sometimes. Or maybe I did too many drugs in my early years.

      @Mustang, As Randy Newman sang in the movie Toy Story, "You can count on me". Might take me a while to get there though. Please keep enough ammo on hand to hold out til I get there. I will get there before the cops do though.

      AOC is avoiding everything beside free money and sane thinking. I will say though she has no idea what Mad Cow Disease is, probably thinks it comes from one of those evil mysterious garbage disposal things in the kitchen after one of her rude non-vegan guests scrapes some hamburger scraps down the thing and turns it on.

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  2. I'm with ED, I like this site because it reports the news. Rare.

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    1. LSP, I will try to hold up my end of the log. Thank You.

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    2. The Diary is the straight poop ("...end of the log") and Kid somehow manages to spoof the dems even in this day and age when they make it a mission to be impossible to satirize.

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  3. Bill de Blasio, Chuck Schumer, Nacny Pelousy, and Hillahog are starting new moneymaking enterprise.

    They are building several EXACT REPLICAS of German, Japanese and Vietnamese Prison Camps were Masochistic Lefturds and RINO bastards are invited to pay a mere ten-thuosand clams a week to experience ACTUAL torture, starvation, daily beatings, constant verbal abuse and for an extra twenty-thousand clams actual DEATH.

    For this last Supreme Thrill and Privilege they are given several choices:

    A) Slow-Acting Corrosive Poison,

    B) Swallow a Mixture of Steel Filings and Ground Glass,

    C) Take a Hot Lead Enema,

    D) Be forced to have a Weeklong Threesome with Hillary and Nancy for the guys or a month-long orgy withJerrold Nadler, Pat Leahy, Noam Chomsky, Bill Clinton, and Adam Schitt. Firing Squads, Hnging, and the Electric chair will be OUT as they are cosidered far too humane.

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    1. Oh man, that's nasty Franco. ! :)

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    2. Nasty, indeed, Kid, but can you think of a group that deserves NASTY more?

      Sorry, but I can't.

      The reports have come in that most candidates for the Final Exit program prefer the HOT LRD ENEMA 8 to 1 over the other options.

      Can you guess which one NOBODY selected?

      Heh! heh! heh!

      ];^∑>

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    3. I would guess steel filings and glass. Hell the Jews were fed that stuff in the camps for a long time.

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  4. Razors pain you
    Rivers are damp
    Acids stain you
    Drugs cause cramp
    Guns aren't lawful
    Noose give
    Everything conidered considered you might as well live!


    ~ Dorothy Parker (reconstructed from my failing memory, so there my be some inaccuracy, but I'm sure you get the idea, right?)

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  6. The Anti Trump Fanatic “Russian Collusion LAIR” Adam Schiff is now exposed , with his So Called Shit-pile of Evidence that was NEVER disclosed.
    There is, and NEVER was any Russian Collusion.

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  7. One of the most disturbing things that ever happened inside the walls of the United States of America was disclosed yesterday by the United States Department. of Justice Was that General Flynn was pressured to plead guilty of lying to FBI investigators, without the benefit of an Attorney when NO evidence existed and that the federal investigators who had interviewed him told their superiors they did not think that Flynn intentionally lied when he denied discussing the Sanctions against Russia.
    And that the Special counsel Robert Mueller and his team decided to bring charges against a man that they knew was not guilty. And hence drained General Flynn, and American Hero financially then threatened to charge his Son. No never before did I think that the FBI of this country would resort to Gestapo Tactics
    Never before did I ever think that my country would stoop that low to jail an American Hero, or any other person with a phoney Trumped up charge and all but destroy the man’s life.
    .I hope that ALL of these people from Comey on down and even possibly Obama spends the rest of their miserable lives in Jail.
    But not all assholes end up in jail..... Many of them are Chairman of the House of Representatives, and even the Speaker of the House even though they have a bad habit of missing work. . Many of them are running blue states. And some of them are even running fpr the Presidency of this country. And are Money grubbing Democrats. Who run around blaming everyone else for losing their election.

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  8. The Conservative LadyMay 8, 2020 at 5:03 PM

    HOW MANY ARE WILLING TO POST "I DON'T WATCH THE VIEW AND NEVER WILL"

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    1. Can't even imagine who watches that excrement. btw, none of these people are going to jail, the repubs don't have the stones.

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    2. I've heard some of their actions are not criminal.
      But, there should be some sort of retribution. Should be fired without any Pension,
      never work for any Gov. Position - City, County, State or Federal - Elected or Appointed; or payed by the Salary and or hourly.

      TsWs

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    3. TsWs, yea that's the main thing that occurs to me - that prosecutors just claim they screwed up and too bad so sad. They need to have skin in the game.

      Put me in charge baby.

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  9. Yesterday I had a little time to kill and he cruised through a few left wing, Progressives blogs, just taking a look to see what they were chattering , or bull taping about.
    You would think they might be talking about their candidate Biden and his positives.
    Alas, not one of the liberal sites That I visited spoke at all about the positives of Joe Biden.
    No one on those lib sites mentioned Joe’s intellect,Joe’s accompaniments, Joe’s successes.....some did say Joe was a "nice guy." No one even mentioned the news about General Flynn. I just thought it was a bit quizical no one really wanted to talk much about Joe Biden. ...but they sure did want to talk about Donald Trump....and about Russia again.
    I guess that’s all that that can do is try to get Trump out by any crooked way they can.
    Bey they don’t have anything else.

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    1. David, exactly right. They don't vote For they vote against. It is crystal clear their only interest is Woo Can Beat rump, with no regard to what will be done to America by an idiot like Joe.

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  10. Yesterday I had a little time to kill and he cruised through a few left wing, Progressives blogs, just taking a look to see what they were chattering , or bull taping about.
    You would think they might be talking about their candidate Biden and his positives.
    Alas, not one of the liberal sites That I visited spoke at all about the positives of Joe Biden.
    No one on those lib sites mentioned Joe’s intellect,Joe’s accompaniments, Joe’s successes.....some did say Joe was a "nice guy." No one even mentioned the news about General Flynn. I just thought it was a bit quizical no one really wanted to talk much about Joe Biden. ...but they sure did want to talk about Donald Trump....and about Russia again.
    I guess that’s all that that can do is try to get Trump out by any crooked way they can.
    Bey they don’t have anything else.

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    1. Yes that was after President Trump sent New York the USNS Comfort, a U.S. Navy Hospital Ship with 1,000 beds , from Norfolk, Virginia to help Cuomo with the infected patients And also agreed to Cuomo’s request to re-build The Javits Convention Center with Hundreds of compartments and beds.

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  11. Yesterday I had a little time to kill and he cruised through a few left wing, Progressives blogs, just taking a look to see what they were chattering... okay, just kidding.

    However, some random thoughts -I think we can safely assume that the walking dead zombies will mail in their votes for Joe Biden, so Trump is already behind by a few dozen shipping containers... Wait, Lindsey's gay? Or is just his boyfriend? As for grounded planes, how does Greta Thunberg get to her global warming gigs? Regarding Joe's "Democratic Immunity" (good one:) does this cover his economic intercourses?

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    1. I used to cruise through progressive blogs, but with limited access to PPE I’m not willing to take the chance of getting infected. Just kidding ... I never read progressive blogs.

      I read somewhere the other day that since 2006, there are around 28-million missing “mail in” ballots. I have no idea how anyone would know that, but I wouldn’t be surprised. IMO, we should reserve mail-in ballots exclusively for registered voters who are serving as civilians or military personnel outside the United States on Election Day. At a FL polling station in 2006, I witnessed a confrontation between a poll worker and two elderly black women who were attempting to vote. The precinct worker said, “Our records indicate you’ve already received a mail-in ballot.” The two swindlers received provisional ballots ... I do not know how this worked out but as I recall Obama won the election by two votes.

      I don’t think most Americans are worried about global warming ... otherwise, they’d shut down Washington DC. I wonder what Lindsey Graham would do if he could no longer go to his DC office. I’m thinking he’d work as a spittoon emptier at a gay bar.

      Jerry, be careful what you say about Greta ... You know who fantasizes about her, now that she’s street legal.

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    2. DaBlade, Yep, would read a progressive blog anymore than being asked to be seated in the midst of screaming ugly children in an 11 hr flight from LA to Heathrow.

      PS - Everything concerning the democrats involves intercourse.

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  12. America’s Governor Andrew Cuomo is TAXING First Responders coming from other States to help Sick New Yorker's

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  14. We are now officially in the worst situation that ths country had ever seen, and most Americans don’t even realize it.
    Donald Trump is definitely NOT in any way responsible for this pandemic or the deaths of those thousands of Americans but he defiantly will be responsible for the improvement of it and for it’s recovery.
    I personally have no doubt that he will play a big part in it’s reconvey, and that he will do it as swiftly as humanly possible.
    And I also think that we are very lucky to have him as our leader at this time, rather than having Barrack Obama there to lead us from behind, and screw thing up.

    The root of this was caused by China. China needs to be held accountable for how they did not handle the information dissemination. The W.H.O. was a willing accomplice. So trashing Trump for it is wrong. . His approval rating is still hovering around 50 percent.

    I don't particularly care for Trump, and I didn’t vote for him but I must give him credit for the way that he is going about pulling us out of this bad situation.
    Pelousi and Schumer havn’t been of any help at all, all they have don’t is played the blame game and that was the wrong thing to do, and the wrong time to do it.

    Something tells my that if Obama was in office at this time, he would be on the golf course right now.
    For the record, I voted for Obama, but this time around I’m, going to vote for Trump, Biden is not particularly good either. So I’m just going to hold my nose and vote for Trump. In fact I many be finished with voting Democratic altogether after what I’ve seen for the last 3 years, Obama was such a sleaze, and a liar and a divider. As for Joe Biden, I could never vote for him. I think that he is WAY past his prime, and I do believe that he and his son was very involved in that Ukraine scandal, and he is most likely guilty of the Women’s Sexual assault.

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    1. Lady, fwiw, I spend no time thinking about Trump the person. I only look at what is getting done (more than any other president in history) and what is not getting done (any democrat admin). makes it a lot easier to focus.

      Biden? Probably needs help tying his shoes too.

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  15. Once again we find Obama Breaking the rules as he goes ballistics, in a political rage in divisive commencement message to graduates - So Typical of a Sore-Losing Nitwit like Barrack Hussain Obama! There's an unwritten rule that FORMER PRESIDENTS stay silent on commenting about Current Presidents. However, former Obama has his own rules, and is never concerned about “RULES”. It’s high time that for him to move on and STFU just like Pelosi and Schumer should .

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  16. The Marines did not win at Okinawa or Iwo Jima by hiding in Foxholes. We talk about prevailing over this virus and we have to return to normal, and we WILL somehow do it... But not by hiding under our beds, or listening to some jerk who is campaigning for the Presidency by having a “briefing” on National TV every single day, and then do some STUPID thing like sending virus infected patients in to Nursing Homes to infect others and wind up killing them. , We think about SENSIBLE THINGS TO DO like Finding a vaccine, or develops "a total cure. But not by passing the blame to our President who is only out to help this country, and not to accept China’s lying excuse for doing this to the entire world like the mealy mouthed Progressives are doing.

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  17. I really do believe that if Joe Biden and the bunch behinds his candidacy is elected then we can kiss the United States of America Goodbye

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  18. The majority of the voters, including half of Democrats, and including me do not think that 77-year-old Democrat Joe Biden will serve all four years as president, putting added pressure on who he plans to choose as vice president

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  19. Camel Toe Harris Says That President Trump Ran "Obama's" Economy into the Ground! That Is Father from the Truth than Anything That Ive Heard of Yet

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