Wednesday, May 13, 2020

News, News, News, and More News.

Alex Cortez recommends HydroRobitussinCloroform to combat virus. Testifies that she has been sleeping Much Better with it, but oddly suspects she wakes up wearing different PJs in the morning and also feels a little weird.

Lindsey Graham commits to Hearings until the cows come home from having jumped over the blue cheese moon. The Hearings Will Never Stop ! he declares! Harumph Harumph Harumph !

Nana Pelosi drafting 750B bill to aid... er, fill the pockets of state and local officials and their mobster and globalist friends and masters.

Democrat governors call for all residents to place their hand on the big green dot of their twister mat then wait for the next move.  Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg to make next spin of wheel but can't be located.  Residents who do not own a twister mat to be find $1,000 per day until they get one.

Feminists call for the death of all non-feminists.  After everyone else is dead they complain that there is no one left to date.  Creatures very unhappy they are remarks Yoda.

Biden virtual rally inexplicably airs transgender porn movie based on real life Michele Obama story.  No one notices.


Schiff claims he was abducted by aliens and through intensive and abusive sexual experimentation, was made to say everything he's said over the last 20 + years against his will.  Claims Nadler is his Earthbound "Handler".


Veritas discovers secret Joe Biden ID associated with Sugar Daddy website.  Girls claiming the "sumbitch never paid them".

Brian Stelter in anti-racist rant, claims most people in Africa absolutely adore him, and many who are related to those who were in power want to send him the contents of their bank accounts.

Mika confirms Dominatrix role in her marriage to Joe Scarborough.  Plans future book and video documentary.  Sounds Nauseous to me.

Nana Pelosi announces that a Democrat Vote will be required to receive COVID-19 treatment

 
Alex Cortez hospitalized for excessive heart palpitations as she reacts to culling of cows and major reduction of air travel
 
Insects, animals, mammals, and fish mounting major offensive against the human race.  They're tired of this shit. Tired Tired, Tired Tired Tired Tired.   CDC recommends people stay away from anywhere these creatures might be.
 
Maxine Waters declares that the Democrats will not stop until all American people are corpses smoking and vaporizing in the streets like vampires in the sunshine.

CNN taps Greta Thunberg for Coronavirus expert panel.  (Real One hahahaaa aaaa Hahahahahaaa) <=Link

House bill to grant amnesty to all illegal aliens and give them carte blanche to commit whatever crimes they wish without consequence.

Aliens send message declaring they won't touch our planet with a trillion mile pole.

ICE Declares it will take 140 years to deport all illegals.  Kid sends email to ICE declaring "Shut off the free shit and they will deport themselves in a matter of Weeks !"  Waiting for reply.

Bank Robbers no longer allowed at teller windows without masks.

Democrats sneak new declaration into stimulus bill declaring every raindrop that falls in the USA is a vote for Joe Biden.

Unemployment benefits expanded to include free porn subscriptions.

80% of democrats sign petition titled "Good God, Please Find Someone Better !"

30 comments :

  1. HA "Bank Robbers no longer allowed at teller windows without masks." So sick, so good!

    I'm wondering when a headline might read "Nancy Pelosi's eyebrows take flight and take her to outer space"

    oh, for that happy day....

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  2. There's a lot to comment on in this excellent round up of the news but I'm interested in the space alien aspect.

    Is full disclosure now put on hold or need we look no further than Congress? Something needs to break this logjam, perhaps votes.

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    1. LSP, Votes are like Rare Earth Minerals, mostly coming from China.

      The space entities are truly afraid to visit here. Imagine. Millennials will have to obtain their "cure for everything with zero effort" from elsewhere.

      "Full Disclosure" has always been a BS story except in the case of Mustang's documentaries.




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  3. You really expect me to fall for that Ruth Bader Ginsberg one? Hah.
    I'm NOT clicking THAT link. Prolly goes to cat porn.

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    1. But what if the illegals are here to cut hair without a license? This is very confusing.

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    2. Illegals can do whatever they want DaBlade. And get paid to do it.

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  4. :) Can we please let loose the Chinese robot dog into the House chamber?

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    1. Let's let EVERYTHING loose in the House chamber. I'd love to see AOC with her hair standing up for a change.

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  5. For your general information, only about 20% of the negro population of the United States are rational human beings. The only way to classify the remaining hateful eighty is to say they are around four bubbles off plumb. We will find Maxine Waters, Hank Johnson, Stacy Adams, Don Lemon, Barack and Michelle Obama, etc., along with every white member of the communist/regressive party in this group. I want you to know that every time you mention Mad Max on your blog, you lose important (and very worthwhile) Mustang Points. As you know, Mustang Points, are annual credits toward a world-wide sea journey aboard the SS Never Sail (recently converted into a Covid Holding Facility). Of greater concern to your loyal blog-buddies is that by even thinking “Mad Max” you aid and abet the communist media and this in turn could subject you to severe Blogger, Inc., penalties.

    Biden may not make it all the way to the finish line. What have you learned recently about Michael Obama running as Biden’s VP? I’m only asking because I’ve read recently that the grand plan will be for MO to declare Biden unfit for the presidency, take over government, and then begin a program of exiling all white Christians to another continent.

    A mouthy high school sophomore serving on a CNN panel is entirely believable.

    What do you think will happen when the Schiff hits the fan? You know who elected this guy, right? All the people who developed the software and hardware for your computer, mobile phone, video games, and sexual activity monitoring device. Just wanted you to know how Schiff got to Congress.

    If the feminists kill off all the non-feminists, then who will we do it with? This is some scary stuff. A pre-news warning would have been nice.

    Why are you fascinated with AOC?

    LSP's hypothesis is interesting ... that all members of Congress are illegal space aliens. I just hope LSP now knows that he's become a target of the Clinton Cartel.

    Does anyone besides me remember when Z was a totally rational skeptic about the Kid News Network? Now she seems totally on board this out-of-control ship. She now joins us in the "dark zone." I hope she's wearing her tin foil hat while typing in comments here ... otherwise ... well, it's too horrible to imagine.

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    1. Yet she STILL tries to correct TrumpTweets®

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    2. Mustang, well, I never want to take a sea journey of any kind, especially the one ones that put me nose to nose with a big fish with lots of teeth and black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.

      Forget MO. The clinton beast has too much power and money.

      Schiff? Too many homo voters.

      AOC is currently the record holder for the stupidest human within earshot. She is validating Einstein's theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. It's ascience thing.

      Good thing LSP has recently cleaned all of his WMD's.

      I don't know what to say about Z. Heck I don't know what to say about Mad, and I actually live with that one.

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    3. AOC may not really be stupid. Frankly I think she is merely INSANE. Certifiable! Definitely belongs in an electrified padded cell.

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    4. Franco,
      Or she is evil.

      Take your pick.

      In any case, she most certainly belongs in an electrified padded cell!

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    5. Franco, AOW..... Anyone who is over 30 and is a climate expert but doesn't know what a garbage disposal is........... hahahaa

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  6. Supreme Court Rules that encouraging illegals to stay in US is a Crime. RBG actually wrote the courts opinion. Weirder and weirder..

    Why has this important ruling been nearly ignored in the media?

    And wouldn't this ruling null the sanctuary cities "movement"?

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    1. Are we living in some kind of strange alternate universe?

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    2. AOW, my thoughts exactly. Now will some AG's or Feds bring charges against sanctuary city officials? They have an open door now.

      Media? well, it's a win for the red scored by the blue, they wouldn't touch that with a 50 foot pole.

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    3. AOW, It was years ago that I decided that I woke up in some alternate universe. Even moreso as each day passes.

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    4. Is this the first time that AOW is considering that we are living in some kind of strange universe? I am schocked.

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    5. Bunk, I cannot speak for AOW of course. 1960 vs 2010? Geezix.

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  7. CNN taps Greta Thunberg for Coronavirus expert panel.

    What the hell can she possibly contribute?

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    1. She hasn't even had the damn measles!

      Just sayin'.

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    2. AOW, That's why it's so damn funny ! Greta. Next she'll be given a peace prize and put in charge of the moon mission.

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    3. Time AOW to see Morpheus and get the Red Pill....

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    4. Bunk, I place my bet that AOW knows what's going on. Outside of that...

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