Folks ! Men, Women, People from All Generics ! We have to get Trump out of office ! 150 million Americans are killed by gun violence every year in this country !
Now look folks, B-Be-Bu-That guy who was my last boss and I, worked really hard for Americans and we had No Scandals whatsoever. 100% Scandal Free for 10 long years of our administration !
People have been saying I don't know what state I'm in when I do these rallies. Watch this. I'll close my eyes and spin this globe and place my finger on the globe Exactly where we are. There ya go, Antarctica is exactly where we are right now. No scandals in Antarctica during Billy and My administration from 2001 to 2009.
Folks, I'm looking forward to appointing the first African-American woman to the Senate. And if you didn't know, I am running for the Senate right now and I need your vote and if you don't want to vote for me, vote for Joe Biden.
Folks, this Corona beer virus is a big Fruckin deal and Trump's not doing anything about it. If I were in the White House, I'd go out on the back porch,shoot a couple rounds out of a shotgun and that would take care of it !
Now, what I'm going to say next is Super Incredibly Important. (Silence............)
Folks, when Barney and I were president, I negotiated serious trade deals with Mao Zedong. He was so afraid of me he was literally shaking in the rectangular office. I told him if he didn't increase the trade imbalance between the US and China, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the crap out of him. Afterwards the US was sending 1000 Billion dollars to China that would ever come back. That was me folks and of course the president, Michael. You can think us for that.
Now, here is one of my videos from my early years.