Kim Jong: General
Wang, Come Qrickly, I needs hug !
Wang: I am here
Greatest Peacemaker ! (hugs)(hugs)(hugs)
KJ: That good, now I
need to hug everyone in North Korea, especially Pleasure Squads 1,2,3,4,5 and Top Seclet Team 6
!
Wang: I have them all
waiting outside door for you Great Peacemaker !
KJ: I'm knows it Long
Time General Wang. Take new Peacemaker Medal with special Hugs Device for
self.
KJ: I can't waits to
hug Great Tweeter !
Wang: Be careful Great
Peacemaker, remember what happen to James Comey when get hug from Great Tweeter
!
KJ: I'm Knows It
General Wang. I'm not let him kiss me like stupid Comey do.
KJ: General Wang,
collect all seclet criminal evidence on all Amerlican Democrat politicians and
federal employees. I will give to Great Tweeter in exchange for Really Really
good deals. Be sures to include Very Special file on Balack Oblama ! We get
that plick good.
Wang: (Rubbing hands
together and thinking out loud as he runs off to complete mission) Oh I can't
wait to see Clapper, Crapper, and Pantsuit Beast and all other Vely Ugly
Democrat female creatures swinging from gallows !
KJ: Oh, and Put On New
Joe Satriani Soul Tune to celebrate !
Wang: Right Away Boss !
KJ: Man, that makes me tap foot and hug Everyone ! (Except ugly democrats)
"Pleasure Squads!"? EEEEEOOO!!! HA!
ReplyDeleteI think the evil ones in NoKo LOVE Comey; anybody who makes Trump look bad is THEIR GUY.
That Satriani is GOOD; I doubt Kim Jung Un has that good taste :)
Mark Levin tonight said that it's known that MSNBC's Scarborough show is a favorite of China and NoKo's generals........how AWFUL.
Ms Z, See HERE for Pleasure Squad Info
DeleteZ, I'm thinks Morning Joe and Mika are favorites of NoKo and China for humorous value. ? :-)
ReplyDeleteIt's good to have these insights from behind the curtain.
ReplyDeleteIt's a great public service you provide!
ACE REPORTER KID!!!
DeleteThanks you Ed and the Beautiful Z. It is my sworn duty to pass these tidbits along. The more we know about other countries the more we can have a chance at a peaceful planet ! (some libtard told me that)
DeleteHe sure has turned into a real hugger ever since his candy mountain collapsed
ReplyDeleteMr Blade, not only Candy Mountain Cone Collapse Creating Conundrum, but top nuclear dude has recently defected and is somewhere in an undisclosed location. Kim's assassination squad is looking for him.
DeleteUnemployment down to 3.9% the lowest in 17 years!
ReplyDeleteUnemployment down to 3.9%
Wage growth 2.6%.
New jobs 164 Thousand
Peace between the North and South Koreans
That’s very good news for America, and for the Stock market..
I'm knows it Frank ! We won't hear this on CNN either since it has nothing to do with the porn chick or mueller.
DeletePLEASE CONTRIBUTE to MIKE FLYNN'S LEGAL DEFENSE FUND
ReplyDeleteThe ot-of-control over-zealoust Robert Mueller has virtually BANKRUPTED General Michael T. Flynn –– and turned him and his family out of their home –- and all because General Flynn, who serveed our country honorably and with distinction for more than 35 years in the military, had the unmitigated gall to accept an appointment from our then-new, duly-elected president Donald Trump for whom the D.C. Establishment and their myrmidons harbor an unethical, unprincipled, frankly pathological animus.
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE to MIKE FLYNN'S LEGAL DEFENSE FUND. IT'S A WORTHY CAUSE.
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EVEN A SINGLE DOLLAR WOULD BE WELCOME.
FT, were I a rich man... You don't think Trump will pardon him ?
DeleteWell it’s Stinko de Mayo today the great American holiday to guzzle down as many two dollar Taco’s and drink as many Corona Beers as you can before you pass out, or get arrested for drunken driving.
ReplyDeleteSince this is an American holiday ( you can ask any Mexican!) I will be drinking Vodka tonight to celebrate Saturday night.
Hope that you’ll pardon me if I don't celebrate stupid made up holidays..
Frank, Having lived in AZ for 20 years I came to love Good Mexican food which is certainly not taco bell. I ate Mexican many days, but never celebrated Cinco de Mayo, or as obama said more than 20 times 'quattro de mayo'.
DeleteLiving in Cincinnati presently, I'll be having Vodka tonics and a glass of red later on.
I suspect no one wears more huggies than Kim Jung-un. Oh wait ... that’s not what you meant. My bad.
ReplyDeleteMustang, He Might ! He has his own toilets, one in his limo as I read.
DeleteWhat surprises me is that your Intel sources do not include the limo-potty attendant ... you know, someone who knows crap.
DeleteMustang, Unfortunately very little is known about the limo transported commode, especially with those very dark tinted windows. I've got an agent trying to get details and will follow up if I can.
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