GW: I'm here Greatest One, Ready for HUGS !
KJ: No Wang, Hugs just pretend last time. Me and good friend Xi Jingpinpang Troll Great Tweeter about Peace Plan ! Oh ho ho hos !
GW: Shouldn't that be Good friend Xi Jinpangpong and I Greatest Leader?
KJ: How dares you bring your insolence to my palace Wang ! Drop and Give me 50 !
GW: (doing pushups with chest and pants legs covered with medals) Ooh, Ouch, Oh, Yaeeeaiii, Aaah, - It Hurt Greatest Leader !
KJ: Maybe you remember next time to leave insolence outside palace !
GW: I will Dearest Leader ! Ooh, Ahh, Yaaiee GW Completes pushups....
GW: Thanks you Great One, you so clever to scheme with Xi Jongpangping against Great Tweeter !
KJ: I'm knows it Wang. Long Time. No doubt Tweeter keep sanctions on. Go over to officers mess and bring back all Klipsey Klemes and all Cheeses ! Call friends in Iran and ask borrow more nukes and missiles.. Set up evening with Comfort Women's Forces ! Many girls not same as last time too.
GW writing frantically in "Dearest Leader Thoughts Notebook (DLTN)" as forehead perspires profusely.. "Bring back all Klipsey Cheeses and Cleamy girls.. call Iran and ask for nuke bombs and comfort missiles..." Oh Geeez I hope I'm not screws this up.
GW: Dearest Leader, I so impressed when you stick it to Great Tweeter, I want to celebrate all time.
KJ: I hope you notice I also Troll Great Tweeters new Secy of State Mike Pompoms ! Plus we not show up for pre-meeting with American diplomats ! We stand them up like unattractive raccoons.
GW: Yes Your Majesty ! I did ! Now I want to hug you again !
KJ: No Hug ! Come at me like Amerlican Football player that just get 1st down and do belly smash ! General Wang run up to Kim Jong and bounce bellies. General Wang bounce off Kim Jong belly like tennis ball and fly through palace window then land in middle of platoon of comfort women forces performing drills outside palace... Oooh, aahh, moan, OH, Grrrr, Aaghghhh (General Wang thinking) "Must keep focus on mission!" "OMG Where Dearest Leader Thoughts Notebook !?"
Tune in Next time to see how General Wang navigates such perilous situation.
brought a smile-- and-- love your side bar takes--did not know about the Marines (13,506) who applies for WH (Trump) detail --when none applies for b H o's 8 years--thanks for that fact!!!
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DeleteNot "APPLIED." That's something to APPLAUD.
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Thank You C-CS !
DeleteFleeThwink wove Pingpong data. Velly funny. Plobabwy doo cwose to Twuth faw cumfawt.
ReplyDeleteFleeThwink's fwendly advice do Kid: "Lotch yaw back."
Cheers!
FT, There not a DPRK hitman anywhere who could take me out !
DeleteDANG! Another Wang cliffhanger... Speaking of an 'unattractive raccoon', where is Pelosi?
ReplyDeleteDaBlade, Pelosi is down at the San Fran Nan Service Club where males of questionable sanity and taste, but certainly over-medicated service the bitch when she's not in DC.
DeleteOOFTA as they say in N Dakota...
You inside intelligence revelations gives an entirely new meaning to the term "Chinese Fire Drill" ... a term that would appear to apply equally to the Kim/Wang group of North Korea.
ReplyDeleteMustang, you wouldn't believe what goes on over there. Only the most sanitized pictures make it out for public review.
DeleteNow another cliff hanger!! I can hardly wait!! Good one, thanks..
ReplyDeleteThanks Bunk ! Not even I know how it will turn out!
DeleteI have it on very good authority that you do their accents exactly right! :-)
ReplyDeleteThank you Z ! I must admit, I've had tons of instruction in the language in my correge days.
DeleteThose belly bumps have to hurt worse than pushemups.
ReplyDeleteOdie, Damn straight. IN fact, General Dong suffered fatal injuries as a result of DPRK Comfort Women trying to undress him too quickly. Then came General Wang, not General Hung Lo.. Each will suffer a different fate.
DeleteThis is a cropped image of something I saw on the Internet. The original image included
ReplyDeleteall the generals in the background. The caption on the image was: These guys have not
fought a war in 60+ years. The inference was where did they earn all of these medals?
The punch line was: You could defeat them with a magnet!
Good one on the magnet Unknown. Most of medals must pertain to kissing ass of dear leader.
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