When asked by Brit Hume what had motivated her to do so, she responded "Let's see Mooch accuse me of plagiarizing That!".
Devin Nunes hires Sammy the Bull Gravano to go to AG Sessions office and force him to give up unredacted Mueller and Steele Dossier related documents. When questioned by special counsel members Sammy just says Faggeddaboudit.
Nana Pelosi offers up New democrat campaign platform - "We will Kill Every Freakin American after stealing all of their possessions".
Jeff Sessions ups ante on Stop and Frisk law defense and adds Stop and Rape, explaining This is God's plan for the advancement of American Culture.
President DJ Trump has reportedly hired disgraced crop duster pilot Russel Casse to fly over John McCain's funeral proceedings dragging a banner that reads "You're no hero Johnny Crash". Paul 'Lyin' Ryan objects to this "unhelpful display of disrespect" and adds "Please Mr Sessions won't you give us the documents? Please?"
Rosie O'donnell files Sex Abuse Charges against Kathy Griffin, citing kidnapping, torture, forced sex and forced feeding of Michael Moore in total disrespect of one of his numerous 10 minute hunger strikes while he is in his underwear on a time out. (Fortunately for you no images are available) Rosie admits to being a transgendered Kahlid Mohammed. So far, she's only been able to afford having the face altered toward the female form.
Maxine Waters has been moved to a dementia qualified nursing facility after being found naked on the street hammering # 12 nails into a stuffed effigy of President DJ Trump while screaming Em Peaches!
Chuck Shumer finally has cataract surgery and within a week of recovery exclaims Holy Shit, This is what the democrats are up to !? He joins a missionary outpost in Namibia and vows to work against the democrats and moslems wherever they may be found. He is murdered day 3 on the mission.
More after the Break !
A consulting firm owned by Michael Cohen, an attorney for President Donald Trump, reportedly received payments totaling about $500,000 from the U.S. affiliate of a Russian billionaire’s company.
ReplyDeleteThe payments were first reported by porn actress Stormy Daniels’ attorney Michael Avenatti, who said Tuesday his legal firm had uncovered the transactions. The New York Times later reported on the payments based on interviews and an internal review of financial records.
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A porn star is taking a New York mob lawyer to school.
Truth trumps (sic) fiction.
Duck, No One who matters gives a shit about stephanie.
DeleteThank you for telling us –– as if we didn't already know, Canardo, –– that the Anti-American Leftwing, properly called CPUSA, but mislabelled The Democrat-ICK Party ––, has supplanted The Rule of LAW with the Rule of WHORE.
DeleteOh gosh!! Who knew??? Answer; all of us. When something is proven, impeach Trump and let Pence throw gays in camps, ok, Ducky? Avenatti and Cooper could barely control their glee last night on the latest Stormy news....they finally matched it up with RUSSIA! Hilarious....I loved watching it!
DeleteZ, Yea, none of this is going anywhere. mueller is just keeping it open or trying to through the elections. Sure keeps the tards on the edge of their seats though. They'll still be yapping about this nonsense when DJT is still in the White House in 2024.
DeleteSo.... isn't it possible that cohen as a money hungry shark was representing the US AFFILIATE OF a company owned by the nasty dirty Russian? And since when did we declare fucking war on Russia where they're not or US citizens allowed to do business with another capitalist? As Russians clearly are now and have been for the last 20+ years? Do we ban the Saudis from doing business here or the Japanese or the Chinese who are a true threat or the South Koreans who own a huge chunk of the US now or Mexican companies Or Venezuelas Citgo from selling gas and oil here or any others who buy real estate or companies like Sony and Samsung. Jesus Christ the Russians are the last people we should want to have a Cold War with again. For 50 freaking years and a waste of trillions of dollars countering their every move again while today we do trade with Vietnam? And I'll bet soon with North Korea? Russia should be as natural an ally as the Japs and the Germans are.... after 2 world wars with one. Demrat asshats need to step off and grow up . Every freaking war we got into in the last century we're democrat led wars from Wilson to FDR to Truman to Kennedy to LBJ. STFU demrat. You make us sick.
ReplyDeleteImp, I'm DOWN widdat. :-)
DeleteHear! Hear, IMP!
DeleteWe can always depend on you to "tell it like it IS" –– just as we can deoend on Quackpot to tell it like is ISN'T.
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IMP. People worried about “Russia” probably still masturbate when tgey hear the word Watergate. Way too many morons running around.
DeleteYou have a warped view of what constitutes "doing business".
DeleteDonald, the great businessman runs his companies into the ground, extracts as much wealth as he can and then leaves his lenders holding a big steamy bag (Trump Airline is a real good example). As a result the only people who will lend to him are Russian money lenders who launder through flipping Trump real estate holdings.
Now Cohen, rump's "fixer" gets nabbed taking a bribe and reporting it constitutes reigniting the cold war.
Please,
Duck, Trump had 500 businesses when he was elected. Only a couple of them went bankrupt. You're stupid. Take your Trump Derangement Syndrome over to some libtard blog.
DeleteTrump Airline Quacker?
DeleteMan I didn't think you were that stupid seeing as how: Brannif, National, TWA, Peoples, Eastern, Pan Am, Piedmont, Air Florida, Mohawk, North West, Allegheny, US Air, New York Airways and a slew of others over the years have also collapsed, failed, crashed or burned into oblivion.
Theres an old saying in the aviation industry Quack. It says..."If you want to become a millionaire in aviation...then start out as a Billionaire"!
Don't show your ignorance and stupidity so blatantly...you should be emarassed. But irrational commies still think "socialism" works, right? Take a trip to Venezuela and don't forget to bring your own toilet paper. You'll need it as full of shit as you are and I wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable waiting in line for hours to maybe buy your own.
LOL! [*passes back the half-eaten chicken dinner after getting to the crop duster sign]... and Rosie never looked so good.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked DaBlade. Keep the cookies as a free gift and grab a couple more for Mrs Blade.
DeleteKid, you're a past master at writing material for the Theater of the Absurd. You're long overdue for an award.
ReplyDeleteOf course the REALITY of the Daily DC Feces Festival reads like satire anyway. If you want to be funny, hust COPY the HEADLINES from the NYT, the WaPo, of any other branch of the ENEMEDIA.
C-Span's Washington Journal, –– a resource I used to enjoy till Mr. Trump started to camaign in earnest for the presidency –– has trnsformed itself into See-SPIN'S BASHINTON URINAL –– a showcase and megaphone for anti-Trump bullshit artists, brainwashed morons, and DemonRat operatives..
As for John "Shitbrain" McPain –– the Communists' Not-So-Secret Weapon –– he can't die soon enough to suit me. I have so little respect for that stupid bastard I wouldn't even bother to send a basketful of Deathcap Mushrooms to serve with the refreshments after his funeral.
I tried to post my rather large comment Bobby...but it won't take it. So I sent it along to you.
ReplyDeleteGot it IMP, I'll turn it into a post.
DeleteWhat is SCWIIIINNNGGGGGGG anyway?!
ReplyDeleteZ, Schwing ! was something Garth and Wayne invented to represent a guy getting excited. Like a sword being pulled rapidly from it's scabbard. Schwiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg !
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