Friday, April 5, 2019

AOC Has Emailed Me More Ideas To Save The Planet

Pursuant to Z's request, I have not included pictures of the AOC beast in the current post.  I have included this image instead.

 
In case the Green new Deal is not performing to expectation.  As follows:

  • everyone will wear a headdress when outside that will have a mirror afixed to the top to direct sunlight back into space
  • we will go to a 26 hour day and put the extra 2 hours during night time,  This is 2 more hours the sun won't be shining and heating things up.  Daylight savings time  proves we can do this
  • everyone living near the coast (within 5 miles) will be required to purchase a large ice maker (for which they will obtain a tax credit), then make ice 24 (oh wait 26) hrs a day and haul it down to toss into the oceans
  • everyone randomly holds their breath for as long as possible throughout the day
  • whilst sleeping everyone will wear a device similar to CPAP masks where oxygenated air goes in and the CO2 comes out and is captured and stored in holding tanks near the bed.  They will take these tanks to the local exchange office and obtain a new empty tank when theirs is full
  • everyone across the USA will have a water wheel to provide electricity.  If water is not available to drive their wheel they will simply power the wheel with an outside water hose.  They'll pay a little more in their water bill, but like we're saving the Planet here.  Like get on board.  

30 comments :

  1. Water wheels? Are you crazy? Don’t you know about evaporation? We have rats and squirrels, hamsters and Hollywood actors to turn wheels. Damn, do I have to think of everything?

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    1. Mustang, Dude... You realize this is AOC's idea. Plus exposing water to the sunshine will also cancel the effect of all the idiots hauling ice cubes to the oceans... Well, no one -including her in her latest instagram live thing- claims she is schmart.

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    2. Yes, but since you are now the official spokesman for AO-C, I thought I should channel my concerns back through the chain of command. One thousand pardons, sir.

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    3. You are forgiven Mustang. No strings. I will let AO-C know that you are AO-K. Lord knows how the bitch will react.

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  2. I'm laughing my HEAD OFF! (and thanks for NO AOC!)
    By the way, did you hear about her NEW ACCENT? She was totally like "wassup?" ...as if that' the BRONZ? :-) People called her on it and she denied it.
    By the way, who cares if she LIKES BEING A BARTENDER? My answer to that is THEN GO BACK TO BEING A BARTENDER !!!
    EVAPORATION! You guys are like Martin and Lewis!!! HA~!

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  3. I love AOC. I hope she rules the Donkeys for the next 50 years. LOL!

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    1. Agent 54, This chick is a barrel of monkeys. She's so stupid you can't get mad at her, just laugh.

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  4. AOC is the gift we were given... getting crazier by the day....what possibly could go wrong?

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    1. She's a gift. Sent by God to make sure DJT gets re-elected. Plus the humor factor.

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  5. Educated at BU, Alas!
    AOC has a beautiful ass.
    Not round soft and pink,
    As you probably think,
    But gray with long ears and eats grass!

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    1. Ha! She ain't in no ways taaard!

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    2. AOW, Oh my. hahaha. She probably took a que from Liarwatha when Liz thought she was trying to appeal to 'middle Americans' in her instygram thing when she says "I'm going to go get me a beer". We don't talk like that of course.

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  8. THIS IS THE CHILDISH INANITY WE'RE UP AGAINST:THAT AN ARROGANTLY IDIOTIC FIGURE LIKE AOC CAN CLAIM SO MUCH NATIONAL ATTENTION BODES ILL FOR OUR FUTURE. W'EVE BEEN INFANTILIZED BY OUR CORRUPT, DEPRAVED EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM DOMINATED FOR DECADES BY CULTURAL MARXIST ThiNKING..

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    Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D.-N.Y.) said in a March 29 appearance on MSNBC’s “All in With Chris Hayes” that Americans “need to have a serious conversation” about climate change, including the contribution being made to it by “cow flatulence.”

    The issue came up when Hayes referenced a “FAQ” put out by Ocasio-Cortez’s office in February that explained her Green New Deal and conceded that the changes that it envisioned within 10 years would have a certain limit because they might not be able to “get rid of farting cows and airplanes” within that time frame. (Video)After the FAQ was released, Ocasio-Cortez’s office .,..

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    1. Franco, I wonder if she realizes how small her following is.

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    2. Franco,
      Your words ARROGANTLY IDIOTIC accurately sum up AOC.

      But the danger is this: many young people really do think that she's on the right track. Why do they believe such inanities as spring from AOC's mouth? The public education system.

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    3. I call her a militant moron.

      Bugs calls her a Maroon, what an Ignoranemous !

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    4. "Militant Moron" is perfect, Kid.

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    1. And so what consequences befall democrat criminals......

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  10. These are all great ideas. Let's get on this pronto!

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    1. Odie, I really like the waterwheel idea. I'm gonna put one in.

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