Sunday, April 28, 2019

Lets Review The Current Candidates for President

AOC: (Well she's hoping to get the Constitution changed in time for her to run.)  "Someone asked me the other day What is 3 times 16 ?  Well all I can say is I have a dream.  Plus there is no answer to this question.  This is that pumpkin pie algoreithm that there is no definite answer to.  Like who cares anyway?  Like we're trying to save the planet.  Like who cares about math?  We need to be building railroads across the oceans.  Please view my infovid below and support me.

Also, Joe Biden tried to sexually assault me. And stop looking at my backside !!!! Concentrate on my brain ! I'm a Woman !"

Amy Klobuchar: "I'm a stone cold Bitch.  WTF else do you need to know?   Ask me a question and I'll have you killed.  Platform?  What the hell is a platform?  Forget about my shoes !  And stop looking at my backside !  I don't even have one!"

Cory Booker:  "I am not only Spartacus, I am Jesus Christ Incarnated.  I have more street cred than Barry Soetoro (barack obama) because I was never even a community organizer.  I'm a pot smoking, coke sniffing bisexual for God's sake.  Hey excuse me for bringing up the "God" thing."

Kamala Harris: "Hell yea I'm a flip flopper.  I'm a better flipper than John Fing Kerry, the UN Pussy.  Ask me anything and I'm either for it or against it. Wait maybe I am for it.  Tomorrow might be different.  I'm flexible !  We need flexibility in today's crazy topsey turvey world !  The President of the USA needs to be Flexible !   If you have any doubt about my flexibility, just axe Willie Brown !  Hell, I'll do you too if you vote for me.  Plus, I'll make sure you get all the free money you want !  Big Money!  Big Money !  Spin the wheel!  Wait, I'll spin it for you ! Naked too !"

Elizabeth Warren:  "Elect ME and I will make sure those big banks who's pocket I'm in will not to anything bad to you.  What could those things be?  Shit if I know, I just know most of the knuckle-dragging people who live in the fly over states are paranoid of the "Big Banks".  Well, (wait while I go get me a beer [that's how you dirt people talk right?] I'm here to pretend to save you from a non-existent threat - Big Banks. They're BAD.  Take my word for it.  nothing else matters.  Well, Reparations !  Shit almost forgot about the black peoples !  Hey bro, I'm down wit you alls ! I gonna get you Reparations Money !  Also.." (click) (sorry liz, outta time)

Tulsi Gabbard:  "I don't know what to say.  Can someone tell me what to say?  TIA"

Bernie Sanders:  "FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE-FREE !!!! Also People should not have to put up with the best Economy in America's History !! Am I right !?
Open Borders!  Eliminate the ICE !  Eliminate the racist police forces !  Delete all the laws !  Let's do Communism like the Soviets tried but let's do it way better !  Let's have everybody suffering !  No toilet paper for anyone !"

Beto O'Rourke:  "Nothing I say is true!  I'm the Perfect Democrat !  I'm a better liar than obama !  Top That!"

 Kirsten Gillibrand:  "I'm a METOO girl, woman, female, whatever.  I'm at least 9 versions of gender and I should be elected because I've been assaulted.  Some guy on a subway touched my ass once.  I'm also in the pockets of the lawyers unions and Wall Street... (What I shouldn't of said that? Why didn't you tell me earlier You Prick?)"

Eric Swalwell:  "Kill the babies!  Take the Guns !!  What Else Ya Need to Know!"

Pete ButtiCrack: "Hey, I'm a homo !  That should qualify me right off the bat!  If that isn't enough, know that as soon as I saw Bruce Jenner dressed up like a woman with his manhood tucked down between his thighs, I wanted to have sex with him 69 ways from Sunday right on the spot!  Huh ?!  Who wouldn't want THAT! Huh!   If I'm elected, sex with same sex people will not only be legal on subways and all other public transportation, it will be vigorously Encouraged !  Huh !? Who's not down with That!"

Joe Biden:  "I've run for the the Presidency more times than anyone!  Clearly this means I'm over-qualified !  And Hey forget that shit about me assaulting women.  They wanted it and they know they wanted it.  They're just trying to save face.  Hell all of them would come begging me to feel them up given the chance.  Even the 10 year old girls.  They loved me copping a feel of their emerging breasts and tight little butt cheeks.  Look at the youtubes!  You can see them smiling!
Ok, so I don't know my ass from a patch of fur on a groundhog.  So what?  Who the hell in Washington does !  none of that shit matters !  The rich bastards run everything anyway !  It's My Turn !  It's My Turn !"

Several other blowjobs are running also, but why bother mentioning them.  No chance.


  1. I think you've nailed it. I'm thinking we may as well send our manners to the UK, beg forgiveness, and see if we can become 13 independent colonies again. That's gotta be better than fascism under the American left.

    1. Mustang, Thank you. Thoughts coagulate and at some point, explode onto a blog post.

      Bottom line: We need to divorce the left, so sweetly and so completely like the wicked witch of the East or was it West. And no monetary support. Ever.

    2. HILLAHAG is the Wicked Wicth of the MIDwest.

      Will she EVER die?

      Sold her wretched soul to SATAN long ago, so she'll probably live to plague the world forever,

      G___A___G>>>! ..... P____H___E___W___P___! .... S_____P_____L_____A_____T_____!!

  2. Tulsi Gabbard....who is that?
    I think you nailed it, too!! Except Swalwell is FAR FAR more horrific than the blurb you put down for him... What else ya need to know is that he is a despicable liar who stole Marco Rubio's voice (he sounds exactly like him!) and ...well..........can I say I HATE HIM here? :-)

    1. Z, Searching for democrats running for the White House, several appeared and who knows Who the heck they are ! Probably just trying to steal some campaign money.

      Z, You can say ANYTHING here. In fact it is the single reason the blog was created. To give the mom of an 82nd Marine an outlet to spew. :) She's been gone a long time now.

      Anyway, what a friggin clown car ! ha.

    2. Isn't Gabbard that lady (former Army officer) from Hawaii?

    3. Mustang, From Wiki..

      Tulsi Gabbard (/ˈtʌlsi ˈɡæbərd/; born April 12, 1981) is an American politician serving as the U.S. Representative for Hawaii's 2nd congressional district since 2013. Following her election in 2012, she became the first Samoan American and the first Hindu member of the United States Congress. She is a member of the Democratic Party.

      Gabbard served in a field medical unit of the Hawaii Army National Guard in a combat zone in Iraq from 2004 to 2005 and was deployed to Kuwait from 2008 to 2009. She previously served in the Hawaii House of Representatives from 2002 to 2004. When she was elected to the Hawaii House of Representatives at age 21, Gabbard was the youngest woman to be elected to a U.S. state legislature. Gabbard was a vice chair of the Democratic National Committee until February 28, 2016, when she resigned to endorse Senator Bernie Sanders for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination.

      As of 2019, Gabbard supports abortion rights, Medicare for All and same-sex marriage; she opposed the Trans-Pacific Partnership. She is critical of interventionism in Iraq, Libya, and Syria. She also denounced U.S. involvement in the Yemeni Civil War and is outspoken against intervention in the 2019 Venezuelan presidential crisis. Her opposition to removing Syrian President Bashar al-Assad from power by force and her voting and lobbying against LGBT rights prior to 2005 have attracted controversy. She has since changed her views concerning LGBT rights.

      On January 11, 2019, Gabbard announced her campaign for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in 2020.

  3. Let the massacre and eating of their own commence!!! get the popcorn and save me a seat. Good list, Kid.

    1. DaBlade, Thanks.

      A new one will be tossing himself into the ring tonight.

  4. Wow... what a round up... Great analysis. Gee... no Hillary, now that is a break after how many years?

    1. I think clinton could be waiting unti the last minute so she doesn't have to do a lot of campaigning. The beast will come out and say people begged her to run. Satan creatures never go away.

    2. I have the same feeling; that HRC will declare candidacy at the last minute. A second "round" of Trump debating the Falling Downer? Do we have enough popcorn on reserve for that? :)

    3. David, ........... All I can say is if America is down with any of these people, they can Have this transgender bathroom.

  5. Hey. Kid, this is great stuff, destined to become a 2020 Campign Classic no doubt.

    Lotsa fun. I love it.


    1. Danke Shoen Franco. You are a shining star in our society.