Thursday, March 7, 2019

My Plan For Saving America

Exile all the moslems to the ME.  Never let a single moslem into a civilized country anywhere ever. Why?

 
 
They’ll kill each other off in short order because they cannot exist without murdering someone including each other on a weekly basis.
 
America will stop supporting all of the failed socialist economy countries. They will change or die.
 
Create a country for all liberal progressive socialists, promise them commercial free living.  Then when they all coagulate in this new territory, bring back the commercials and phishing scams and drive them out of their skulls.  Promise free tattoos and piercings.

Never feed them or give them money.  They will either become capitalists or die, either way good.
 
Socialist countries who have managed to survive will join a new consortium called the civilized countries.  This consortium will declare that any country that is misbehaving to the tune of say an Iran or N Korea will be simply wiped off the map using a constant barrage of non-radioactive munitions even if it takes 5 years of dropping MOABS.  The pricks will all cease to exist.  Sure, some innocent people will suffer but millions upon millions upon billions of future people will never ever find themselves living in a literal torture chamber ever again.
 
Getting rid of all the assholes will bring the human/resources matrix back into healthy equalibrium.  God will appreciate our efforts to correct His only one mistake.


 
Any and All crimes against children outside of parental or scholarly discipline will be a mandatory death sentence.
 
Firearms training starting at age 6 and firearms ownership at age 10 will be mandatory for all citizens.
 
If someone commits a serious crime on you and you failed to shoot the sumbitch it’s on you and everyone around you who is no doubt armed.
 
Anyone attempting to be PC will receive a mandatory 5 yr jail sentence.  If you can’t prove you’ve offended someone in the last 12 months, it is a $1000 fine up to a year in jail depending on the number of PC related offences you’ve stacked up.  Utter any of the following words or phrases and receive a minimum 10 year sentence:
-Cultural Appropriation
-Virtue Signaling
-Misogynist
-Racist

Use the words Epic or Adorable out of context or inappropriately and it's a $1000 fine.  The fine goes up $100 for every repeat offense.
 
Folks, it is now going to take you 3 years to get a real drivers license.  You will be tested in all weather conditions and potential road events where defensive driving and accident avoidance is necessary.  A score of 95 out of 100 is required.

Rear end someone in rush hour traffic and lose your license for a year. In non-rush hour traffic and it's 6 months.
 
Anyone driving in the high speed lane of any freeway with more than 10 car lengths of empty road in front of them or under the speed limit will pay a $1000 fine and serve up to 3 months in jail depending on their number of past offences.
 
Voting will be made 100% secure and politicians will need to receive a majority vote every 3 months in order to stay in office and remain qualified for a pension.
 
Fake news will be punishable by sentences of years in prison.  With Bubba or Rosie O'donnell depending on the gender of the offender.

The Supreme Court will not rule on any subject not clearly addressed by the Constitution.  If voters decide they must rule, an Amendment convention will be convened and an Amendment written and voted on to address the issue.
 
No Neon Green Hair !  Well, ok if you must.  Free Will must prevail.

Scammers and writers of computer Malware will receive the death sentence.
 
I feel much calmer now.  Perhaps you have some ideas of your own to add.
 

34 comments :

  1. Beautiful list, Kid. Please add "diversity","basically", "most unique", "like" (used improperly, like - ya know), and "you know" to the list of forbidden words. Thank you...

    Also we should ban up speak and females who speak with vocal fry.

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    1. Thank You Much Adrienne. And thanks for the reminder - The words Equality and Diversity need to be subjects taught in school to be Anti-Freedom and moreso Anti-Healthy.
      Diversity and equality are disgusting mediocrity. Totally harmful to a healthy civilization. Celebrate Excellence !! Let the dipsticks know as early as possible that they are dipsticks in order to Help Them not be dipsticks.

      And yes, shame people who cannot speak properly. Laugh at them in the public square. Create an environment where morons are afraid to speak in public.

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    2. Adrienne, PS - have you noticed that all the women now seem to speak in voices that are as sharp as razors? Yak Yak Yak! What happened to smooth talking jazz girls ? We won't allow that Yak Yak stuff in our new country.

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    3. Or they speak in little girl voices.

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    4. YES! What's with that "Women" with shrill, high-pitched, toneless, childish voices incapable of expressing any sense of feeling or wareness of reality. They appear now on nearly EVERY newscast, and MOST 'new' TV shows. They all sound like SECOND GRADERS. Every one a case of ARRESTED DEvLOPMENT, –– or is it something more nefarious?

      Part of the Dumbing-Down process imposed by the Commie-Educrat Establshentno doubt.

      Notable exceptiins to this "Little Girl Syndrome" are FOX's Harris Faulkner, who has a beautiful, well-modulate contralto voice, and –– believe it or not –– MSNBC's Rachel Maddow, who speaks VERY WELL, even though her mind and heart seem filled with ideological toxins.

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    5. I have long realized that "DIVERSITY" is a code word for DIVISIVENESS, and that "EQUALITY," as interpreted by the Left, means FORCED CONFORMITY to MEDIOCRITY at best and INFERIORITY at worst.

      The DIVERSITY-EQUALTY AGENDA is a prescription for the DISSOLUTION of the American Ideal as codified by our Founding Fathers, and the willful DESTRUCTION of the PURSUIT of EXCELLENCE.

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    6. As long as the voice is smooth Adrienne.

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    7. Franco, I think they're all imitating each other.

      Agree completely with you on your analysis of diversity and equality

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  2. "awesome"..put "Awesome" on the banned list. It's CLEAR you live in a city where (as you've told me) you can't take the way people drive!
    And please prohibit "Him and me went to the store" or "I been to the store tonight" "Me and my brother..." PLEASE STOP THEM!!!

    Good list, Kid!

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    1. Thank You Z !

      I will add your suggestions but of course Mademoiselle !

      Yea, the NTSB lists Cincinnati and Boston as the most dangerous places to drive in the USA. I can attest to that.

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    2. Good on you, Z!

      "AWESOME" as a genernal term of approbation should be permanently BANNED. People who use it, should be made to wear a DUNCE CAP n public for at least a month.

      I agree with the elimination of all the OTHER media-driven buzzwords, catch phrases, and trendy, idiotic forms of Newspeak.

      ALSO

      Beijing shall forever be called PEKING
      Sri Lanhka shall forever be called CEYLON
      Myanmar shall be forever called BURMA
      Mumbai shall be forever called BOMBAY
      The UK shall forever be called GREAT BRITAIN
      Native Americans shall forever be called AMERICAN INDIANS.
      "Denali" shall go back to being called MT. McKINLEY


      Most important of all:

      ENGLISH must be made the OFFICIAL LANGUAGE of the USA. Refusal to learn it by foreigners should result in Summary DEPORTATION to their country of origin.

      LET'S REVIVE the use of STOCKS and PILLORIES for malcontens and mischiefmkers.


      What else? YOU tell ME, please.

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  4. Wet dreams of elderly fascists, I see.

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    1. Wet Dreams rarely-if-ever occur among elderly white men, Count Fosco.

      YOU above most ought to know that, since you've revealed yourself to be a septuagenarian already past age 77 at another blog.

      I'll bet the last time you got properly laid was in the mid-1970's.

      Probably what makes you such a nasty, creepy, thoroughly unlikable, unprincipled, dishonest, dirty-minded son-of-a-bitch.

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    2. I agree PM, THANK GOD for our President Donald J Trump !

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    3. Go easy on him Franco, he's just learnin

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    4. NAH! I've had a "prior relationship" with this POS, and he ain't never learnt NOTHIN' and I doubt he ever will. He's one of "THEM" –– a thoroughly nasty piece of goods, Kid. You can take my word for it.

      Someone to whom we should give a wide berth. Someone to avoid as much as possible.

      You will fnd, I'm afraid that he's a PUSHY son-of-a-bitch with a sadistic streak.

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  5. Unh Oh, Kid!

    Be careful,! The Thought Police and Speech Police are constantly on the prowl everywhere nowadays.

    You may find yuself suffering the same fate as Britain's Tommy Robinson.*

    You wouldn't want that.

    _________________________
    *FJ featured Tommy Robinon at his blog earlier today. I think it's worth a look.

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    1. They're everywhere Franco, and just not happy unless they're offended by something stupid like most 3 yr olds are.

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    2. As I see it, Kid, these types find no pleasure or satisfaction in anything, unless they are doing their best to make others miserable.

      Hateful bastards all!

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    3. Franco, they don't make me miserable unless they're at the next table in a restaurant. Otherwise I laugh at or ignore them.

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  6. That's a great list, though I'd like to add "literally" to the list. And Planned Parenthood should be illegal, please. Then there's Hangin' Trees. Bring those back, it'd send a helpful message.

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    1. PS - instead of hangin trees how about testicles hooked up to a 500 cold cranking amp battery for as long as it takes for the perp to expire. Yowsah.

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    2. Now now! There's no need to allow ourselves to act like "THEM."

      Just round 'em up, take 'em high up nto the Rockies, and ISOLATE 'em in little villages made of unheated plain board shacks with outdoor latrines, cold communal showers, and a steady diet of cold porridge and lard., and whatever they ould learn to grow for themselves No electricity, no contact with the larger world. No books, except the King James version of the Holy Bible, no newspapers, no magzines, no writing paper.

      Airlift enough supples once a month to sustain 'em in misery, and of course surround these litlte vllages with high walls and barbed wire.

      Treat 'm like LEPERS, because in truth they ARE carriers of Intellectual and Spiritual LEPROSY that has already infected at least FIFTY PERCENT of the population. This cintagin MUST first be CONTAINED, QUARANTINED and finally OBLITERATED.

      I would recommend making sure they have an abundant supply of clean drinking water, and I'd supply 'em with enough seeds, enough arable ground and enough fertilizer to enable 'em to plant vgetable gardens and maybe some fruit trees, but that would be IT.

      Oh, and I forgot. Before they arrived in their new village hmes, they'd have to submit to MANDATORY STERILIZATION.

      THEN –– MAYBE –– th rest of us could live in relative peace and harmony.

      WHADDAYATHINK? };^)>

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    3. Franco, I'm going with Mustang's idea on this one. Just ship em the hell out.

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    4. LSP, PS - No Planned Parenthood. At most a hospital will be able to engage in abortion in rare cases, and the heartbeat law (at least) will be made national. And the women will have to pay for it. She and the father can make payments if they have to.

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  7. Thanks LSP. Well, I've been using Literally as opposed to Virtually since Virtual to me isn't a real thing. Not sure what your context was on that one. Planned Abortions - I'm thinking states and eventually the SC are going to weigh in on this one in favor of the baby And the father over time. Did you see the ruling allowing the father to sue on behalf of the aborted fetus in ?Alabama? Upheld by the state SC. Heartbeat laws being passed in a few states so far.

    Hangin Trees ? I'm all for heinous crimes being dealt with in the public square with heinous punishment. Televised. I'm in favor of people contemplating comitting capital crimes being shown what will be in store for them when they are caught. As it is, there does not seem to be much of a deterrent with Hey if I'm caught I'll end up on a gurney someday and they'll stick a needle in my arm and I'll go to sleep - big whup.. Not good.

    So far in the wrong direction I seriously doubt it is recoverable. We need our own country again.

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  8. Good plan, Kid ... although we can accelerate the time table a bit. There is no need to create a country for Marxists, since these already exist. Simply exile Marxist-Americans to these Europe or Asian utopia and heck, they can even hop on the same boats as the Moslems that you’re getting rid of. I think you should realize, however, that some of these communists are pretty clever and they able to hide behind veneers of respectability. So just as with driver’s licenses, we need to test every American. Give them the citizenship test. If they pass it, they get a new national ID card that entitles them to stay in the United States. This means that they’ll have to get a job, pay taxes, show up for jury duty, and vote responsibly. If they fail the test, then they lose their citizenship and get on the next boat for France, Belgium, or North Korea ... By the way, the citizenship test must be given in English. No comprehende? Automatic test failure and off they go.

    Your plan needs to address leftist-oriented school teachers and college professors.

    We also need to reduce the size of Congress so that real work on behalf of the American people can begin. I suggest a congress with only one representative from each state, two Cray computers, and no more than fifteen or twenty computer programmers who are deaf eunuchs. Thereafter, there will be no more illogical, patently stupid laws that require ever-greater tax subsidies.

    While we’re at it, let’s also empty out our prisons. Most prisoners get the English-language citizenship test. No habla? Too stupid? Boat to North Korea. Child molesters? Automatic boat to North Korea. Former Secretary of State with ties to Moslemstan? Off to a Middle Eastern cat box. Hollywood producer, director, or actor? Off to North Korea.

    I think these are good ideas because first, we get rid of the losers in our society, second, it will help to revitalize the shipping industry, and third, it will save America. You sir, deserve a Nobel Prize.

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    1. Thank you Mustang.

      MARXISM in ALL its many manifestations should be declared ILLEGAL and comletely TABOO. PERIOD! All books, magazines, pamphlets, etc. that advocate Marxism should be BANNED

      Schools must be STOPPED from Teaching and Preaching Marxist ideolology in ANY form –– especially the currently trendy, misleading, self-contradictory term "DEMOCRATIC-SOCIALISM" –– , EXCEPT to make it abundantly clear that this S__H___I___T is EVIL and wholly DESTRUCTIVE of the longed for Ideal of LIBERTY and JUSTICE for ALL.

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    2. Thank you Mustang. I purposely kept things at the 30,000 foot level so folks could weigh in. Everyone has had wonderful ideas and I will incorporate them into the final draft.

      The plan will be called the Green New Deal, and will be instead focused on producing as much CO2 as possible so all the plant life is as strong as those Budweiser horses.

      I like your idea much better. We keep the entire country and have much less wall to build.

      Of course education is at the forefront. An intelligent society will instantly reject all the garbage people we have to read about every day today. As far as educators, all unions will be declared illegal and current members will no longer have carte blanc protection. Unacceptable teachers will be fired based on majority vote of the PTA in their respective community. University profs will receive periodic and exception based review by a committee of patriotic smart people, and can be let go on an immediate basis with no gold parachutes.

      Unions will be unnecessary to protect workers. The economy will be humming like the engine on a super tanker and the focus will always be competition for workers. Mistreatment of workers will be dealt with severely.

      With these major changes I believe the rest of the problems will sort out naturally. For example, someone with extreme body modification will not be able to find a job and since they are physically able, they will receive no free stuff and the only course of action will be for them to seek passage to shithole-ville on one of the many container ships leaving the USA.

      Lastly, lawyers will be severely throttled. People will no longer be able to sue because they hit the gas instead of the brake and forgot to shift into reverse and so killed someone against the wall of their garage. The watchword will be Shit Happens.
      Genuine malpractice will have limitations per event type. Cut off the wrong toe? 10 grand. Kill someone, the same compensation an airline would pay for crashing and killing someone.
      Won't this be fun?

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    3. Franco, excellent addition as well. Marxism, Socialism, and of course islam will be illegal in our new America.

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  9. Arent you sick to dath too of hearing the following misued, misppied and improperly defined?

    Green
    Carbon Footprint
    Vegan
    Fossil Fuels
    Wind and Solar Power
    Cow Flatulence

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    1. Franco, this is what happens when educators assist in people having arrested/retarded mental development about the age of 3. All sort of non-things are suddenly the focus.

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