Tuesday, July 18, 2017

More Classified Audio From Kim Jong Pun Cheese Palace

Great Reader: General Wang !  Come Qrick !

GW:  I'm here boss !

GR: boss?  Hmm, I have next brilliant idea ! I have rearized that USA  Senator Cluck Schumer bigger liar and even more evil than even me - Brilliant Leader !  We must kidnap him and put him to work in DPRK Media think tanks !  He can do very good DPRK Propaganda Long Time !

GW:  That is Brilliant Greatest Leader !

GR: I'm knows.  Who else can we capture and bring back General Wang?!

GW: How about that female senator Dizzy Warren?  Also biggest liar.

GR: No. Way too Ugry !

GW: How about John McStain ?!

GR: No, then USA blame us for brain damage like defective kid we sent back.

GW: How about Al Gore, Al Franken and Aric Bardwin !  We can force them to make gay porn movies and play them 24 hrs a day in DPRK Gulags!

GR:  That is Brill,,, Pretty Smart General Wang !  Make it so !
While kidnap crew is there, be sure to capture many more Klipsky Cleemes donuts. I'm all outs long time.

GW:  I'm on it Dearest Leader!

GR: General Wang, be sure to take another ... *Oh he's gone.

17 comments :

  1. This would be funny if it wasn't so true.

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    1. Adrienne, I must then find a way to mix in the jockularity next time.

      Try the James Mattis post below.

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  2. Is this supposed to be a spoof? Too real!! Pretty sad that it's so true, isn't it.
    Well done, Kid :-)

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    1. Thank You Z. NO, this is actual audio that I am able to capture through the airwaves !

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    2. Ya! What I MEANT was, I know it's a spoof, but it's so true it loses its spoofiness :-)
      HA!!

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    3. Adrienne agree with you Z. I'll try for extra spoofiness next time.

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  3. If Wang is kidnapping liars in D.C. and taking to NK, he is gonna need a bigger rickshaw.

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  4. How about the liars who said they were going to repeal the Affordable Care Act?

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    1. They are not LIARS, Canardo. I wouldn't dignify them with the term.

      They are GOOFBALLS.

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  5. It is with deep sadness and regret we note the passing of our beloved friend, friendly adversary and notably colorful blogging colleague




    A lovable, truly unforgettable character and all-around good sport has left us.

    JERSEY McJONES

    who lost his battle with advanced, metastatic cancer yesterday

    JERSEY, TRULY YOU WERE LARGER-THAN-LIFE. MAY GOD LOVE YOU THROUGHOUT ETERNITY.

    WE OFFER NOW OUR KINDEST THOUGHTS, SWEETEST PRAYERS and FONDEST HOPES for HIS WIFE, FAMILY MEMBERS,
    and PERSONAL FRIENDS

    .... Just when the fun's beginning
    Comes the final inning
    We can be glad for what we've had ––
    And what's to come ...


    Eileen Farrel & Leonard Bernstein
    "Some Other Time"
    ON THE TOWN (1944)
    music: Leonard Bernstein
    lyrics: Comden and Greene

    Posted in Fond Memory of Jersey McJones

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  6. A TRAGIC IRONY in the NEWS

    Sen. John McCain, 80, has been diagnosed with a primary glioblastoma, a type of brain tumor, Mayo Clinic doctors directly involved in the senator's care told CNN exclusively. (CNN)

    That's CANCER of the BRAIN in plain layman's language. –– virtually the same disease that took our buddy Jersey away at age 48.

    At least McCain survived to age 80 before this overtook him. Jersey never had the chance to fulfill his own potential.

    Early reports on MSNBC claim that the surgeons at the MAYO CLINIC were able to remove the entire mass. One can't help but wonder, however, whe –– or even if –– the senator will be able to resume his duties in congress.

    Yes we Conservative-Libertarians dion't like Senatpr McCain, but I hope we will be able to show enough class and basic decency not to REJOICE over this terrible turn of events.

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    1. No 'Rejoicing" here FT. Just that's life. Event's such as this don't get a lot of attention from me. Born, live, die. Cycle of life.
      Though I will say, if John is impaired to any significant degree, I hope he will have the decency to resign and let another take his place to carry on the business of Congress.
      And why shouldn't he. Spend the reaming time with family, friends, and reflect.

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    2. I have never seen rejoicing from the Right on any death, even Ted Kennedy's..and I looked that day. In contrast, the HuffPost crashed when Tony Snow died so young.

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    3. Z, Yes, exactly. It is because the left are a bunch of ignorant evil children. The kind that bully the defenseless in school when they have the person outnumbered.

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