Interviewer: Mr Scaramucci..
Scaramucci: Call me Tony !
I: Thank you Tony, may God Himself shine upon you... What do you think is going on within the White House and leaks of sensitive information.
S: Don't worry about any of that. fugeddaboutit. Leakers are gonna get an offer they can't refuse. The only leaking they'll be doing will be 50 feet down in the East river while wearing cement overshoes.
I: It has recently came to light that you and Rence Priebus are having difficulties working together. How will you resolve this difficult situation?
S: Rence and I are like Cain and Abel. I am Cain and things are gonna.... hey Fogeddaboutit. It's all good.
I: I've noticed that when speaking in public, you've taken up many of the mannerisms of President Trump. Was that something that was hard to learn or...
S: I taught President Trump all of these physical mannerisms years ago.
I: Ok, on foreign policy, I see that Russia is very upset about the new sanctions the RINO Congress wants to impose on Russia. How do you think the president will want to proceed with President Putin on this sensi...
S: Vladimir is gonna wake up one day real soon along side the severed head of one of his prized Arabian racing horses. Fogeddaboutit.
I: Oh..Kay... What about the threat from N Korea? The crazy fat kid is saying he is going to do a Merciless attack on the United States and it looks like he has the missles to do it.
S: Forgeddabout it. I sent over 1000 of my favorite courtesans who will have him drowning in you know what for the next 80 years. He won't see the light of day until at least 2087.
I: Final question.. It looks like the government is rife with obama loyalists that are going to be hard to get rid of. What will you and President Trump do to vanquish this threat to the Trump Administration.
S: Stares at interviewer until interviewer melts into a combination of Bruce Jenner hormones and Micheal Moore hunger strike videos.
For the record, I have no use for this guy.
ReplyDeleteNot a team player. Team wrecker.
Ed, I think there is serious evil in the White House and throughout the federal government.
DeleteOn the plus side, I don't think the White House staff could be categorized as a team. Mary Poppins ain't gonna cut it.
On the con side, ah, um, ah, well, uh. Hmmmm.
Ed, there was no team to wreck.
DeleteKid, he's part of the evil.
DeleteHe is usurping a position.
White House Communications Director does not outrank Chief of Staff.
It's about time Trump makes it clear he's in charge.
If he doesn't like Sessions (whom he chose) or Priebus (whom he chose), then he should fire them.
Which would be stupid.
Ed, I agree with your comments. The situation strikes me very odd.
DeleteMary Poppins doesn't have his language in writing, either....my God what a smut mouth...know your audience; he was DUMB....Mr. Tough GUy has zero class, apparently.
ReplyDeleteYes, I think I was wrong about this guy...he sure handled his first two pressers well...then what we got today? HOLY COW
Z, Very dumb to call a New Yorker reporter and give this for free.
DeleteHaving been slightly out of touch the past few days, I'm completely confused about everything going on. And what's with McLame and his no vote of repeal?
ReplyDeleteRemember, McLame has a brain tumor.
DeleteLet's blame his idiocy on that.
It has to have been affecting him for years now.
Ed...and I'm hoping the POS, SOB can use that as an excuse, on his soon to be erected tombstone, for his dishonesty, lack of comity for his fellow conservatives, his disrespect for his own Arizonans who have seen their costs rise in triple digits...that and his complete capitulation to to the "guiteruez" type Mexican drug lords and illegal scum who now virtually run that state as shadow government. The label "maverick" is no longer accurate or suitable but a tired and worn excuse for his despicable behavior over the last t0 or more years. He was a lousy student at Annapolis, a party boy who has to be the center of attention. He's a lousy pilot, a lousy officer and some of his fellow POW's would say not the 'hero' he'd have us believe. That too has been worn out for at least the last two decades as an excuse for his complete untrustworthiness and lack accountability. As well as to the body of the Senate.
DeleteMaybe Arizona can finally breathe a sigh of relief for the clear mistake of reelecting him for another 6 years. ...he sure as hell won't be running for that seat again...or ever
Now...Murlowski better open a bed and breakfast at the foot of the biggest glacier in Juneau. Cause she is on Trumps shit list as is the loon Collins from Maine. Which makes me believe they all share the same hormones, especially McLame. Don't count on squishy women like those two who are in no way Republicans.
BTW...when you have the Don of the Kosher - Nostra, Chuckles Skeemer praising McLame you know damn well that he's unworthy to call himself a conservative. I have to give grudging respect to the demonRats who stood firm...in lockstep, shoulder to shoulder like the good Nazi SS Storm troopers, fascists they really are and now it's clear we have McLame as our very own Benedict Arnold.
DeleteAdrienne, McLame has always been a liberal traitorous turd. He is just showing it now with wild abandon, tumor or no tumor. He'll be 86 if he finished out his latest term and had no intention to run again which is why he is such a transparent asshole now.
DeleteGiven he is going to be incapacitated Very soon, he should resign and let a replacement come in. Short of that a new Senate Majority leader should be brought in to replace McChuckles the clown and that person can remove McCain from any committees he is on. He can sit around and try to molest Nana Pelosi while he still has any functional use of his body.
ED, McCain is 80 years old. I conclude his brain has been defective for 80 years.
DeleteIMP, Great comment to Ed.
DeleteYes, once again the dems are pure evil but they have their act, such as it is together. Those homosexual vampires are all on the same page.
My guess is that McCain's brain tumor is why the North Vietnamese let him go. Small country with no Medicare. But color me confused - I didn't know he had a brain.
ReplyDeleteLess words...making the point....this guy, this moron , infuriates me.
DeleteMustang, didn't he give in an work with the NV? I'm just not clear on that. helped them make some propaganda or something.
DeleteBTW, I believe that older looking chick on the left in the pleasure squad picture is the one who did General Dong in.
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? General Ding's sister did in Dong?
ReplyDeleteNo Lie Long Time Mustang !
DeleteHousekeeping note. NEVER vote for any politician who's last name starts with 'Mc'.
ReplyDeleteAlso never vote for a politician with a jacked off name such as Steny Hoyer. You're guaranteed to get screwed and not in a good way.
Is "Mooch" his mob nickname?
ReplyDeleteDuck I have no idea who gave it to him or why, and don't even care really. I have no relationship with any of these people.
DeleteAhhh...fooking lefties and their stereotypical bigotry is not far under the surface is it duck? What's next since you're in Boston...a dig on the Irish who made that city what it is? Or let's hear one about the spades down in Revere or Lynn? Remember in 3 generations the Irish had a child of immigrants in the White House...the very first and a Catholic too. God Damn quack, what's the flucking country coming to?
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