Sunday, April 1, 2012

I'm Thinking of a Major Change Here

Being a conservative is just getting to be frustrating and depressing. It seems the rest of the world is against me and I'm getting tired swimming up stream all the time, having the 'other party' controlling the government, and generally going against the grain of society.

I'm really thinking about going liberal with my web site and maybe even my life in general.

I figure if I adopt a liberal facade that not only concedes such absurd things as economical energy caused global climate change, but actually promotes the widespread adoption of these absurd and evil concepts, I could make some money And get some peace of mind besides, since once I train myself to think like a robotic moron, I'll be much happier. All I need to do is check into one of the few liberal icon sites and find out what I'm going to think that day. I think I'll start selling T-shirts and other items that say things like "coexist" but I guess I'll need to come up with something else as that one is already taken. Maybe something like 'Think Multi-Cultural' or "Bill Maher For President."

I'd get a lot more people reading my site, and people who aren't exactly as bright as an old pencil in a knife drawer if you know what I mean. I could sell them all kinds of stuff using this Save The Planet meme over and over again. They love saving the planet and spending money to do it. Getting a million idiots to send me a buck apiece is gonna be easier than getting a few smart people like you to send me 100 grand.

What do you think ? Will you still come back and visit ?

PS - April Fools !

18 comments :

  1. Sorry kid...you never had me :)

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    1. Deano, I'll take that as a complimente'

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  2. You never had me, either, knowing you, but this sure was a terrific post idea :-)
    You're right..it'd be a LOT easier to be a liberal!
    xx

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    1. ;-) Z, it would be a LOT easier. Now that you mention it, it's got to be a big part of the attraction. The suckers are pretty lazy.

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  3. Hi Kid, I know you didn't turn IN sane!
    Happy April Fool's Day!
    Please don't turn lib, I know you won't you have a brain.

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    1. Hi Bunni, No not yet anyway. We'll have to see how it goes though ! I'll let ya know in November.

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  4. As I said over at TCL...I'm In if Obama's Out.
    Sorry, but you would make a lousy Lib.

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  5. Hee, that made me laugh. Thanks, Kid!

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    1. Fuzzy, Mission Accomplished then. Thanks.

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  6. Your comment at my 'place' had me going for a second-
    OK- I said- This has to be a hidden message-
    Well- you have to admit- it kind of is a hidden message : - )
    So-GO bho oh oh!!
    Come to think about-we all could make some $$$$ w/ reverse shirts?--
    Have a great week - my Patriot friend--
    Carol-CS

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    1. Carol-CS. I wondered if everyone would spot the date right off. If I dive into the dark side, maybe work with you on some art work :)

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  7. Kid, If this was not an April Fools Joke then I would have to kick your arse until your senses came back to reality!

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    1. Christopher. I'm gonna hold you to it.

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  8. I don't think some things change. You are a constant voice of sanity.

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  9. Had me going for about one line and then I quickly spotted the satirical scarcasm. But then I know that people seldom do a fundamental flip-flop. For the most part, we are what we are Kid. Thanks for your recent visit to my TOTUS blog.

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    1. Ron, your blog's a good one. Don't know how I missed it this long.

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