Friday, June 7, 2019

The Media is at the Intersection of Bullshit Way and Rape Me Blvd.

The Media is the problem in our quaint quiet polite little village...

The rest of this contains some seriously bad language so don't proceed unless you really want to expose yourself to it.  I'm serious.  Close your eyes and get out now if you need to -
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So, here's the fucking problem.  We are constantly bombarded by shit that people say that we would not be exposed to if it were not for the fucking media.  Fucking bobby dinero crying his eyes out all day long because he hates DJ Trump.  Fuck bobby.  Bobby also needs to take a bath or shower more than twice a year according to his soon to be ex-wife.   Fucking allysa millano spouting off all the time and featured almost daily in the fucking media.  Who the fuck IS allysa millano?  I sure don't fucking know!  Cher !  Fucking Cher. Ok, she has a mic because this 9th grade drop out married Sonny Bono and managed to survive in the music industry because Sonny had a voice to counter her boring monotone no interest voice.  Amazingly the bitch still was able to maintain a fan base after Sonny plowed himself into a tree on the ski slopes decades ago.  Thanks [not] Pollygram or whichever music execs kept her going !

Countless other mentally diseased hollywood personalities putting their satan-like thoughts on display.  jimmy carrey for example.  bette midler.  Why do these fucking people think they matter or that we're interested in their opinions?
See, this is the fucking problem !  Fucking Morons with fucking mental diseases constantly on fucking display by the fucking media who is only interested in inciting people to click on their fucking articles.

Lemme tell ya, I NEVER click on a headline that includes the words "Shocking" or " Stunned" in the headline.  Honest to fuck, Who is it exactly that is STUNNED by some woman wearing some piece of clothing?  Holy Fuck, foxnews.com has at least 5 items every fucking day that have a headline on the order of so-and-so STUNS in some fucking dress, or so-and-so STUNS or SIZZLES in some fucking bathing suit.  No, they don't fucking STUN or SIZZLE anyone over the age of fucking 7 ! IF That !  Good God, it's a female in some state of undress or partial dress.  We've all seen them!   I was looking at them in Playboy at 10 years old and wasn't even STUNNED THEN!  And in 1962, I didn't even have the internet to go at my leisure and look at thousands of them naked 24 hours a day!!!  All we had back then was the Sears Fucking Catalog Women's Undies Section!!! WTF !!!!!

No one is shocked or stunned !  Fucking STOP with this !

I'm chuckling.

I don't mind saying this felt damn good to get off my chest.

Over.




12 comments :

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  2. I had to remove my first comment because I said your NAME! :-)

    Let's try again:

    I COULD NOT F*ING AGREE WITH YOU MORE...GREAT RANT, MR KID :-)

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    1. (No prob putting my name out Z ever.) Otherwise, Damn ! Thank You !

      Gosh it felt good...
      gollygoshdarnit !!!
      HA !

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    2. PS, My name is Bob.... Though I'm also known as Star Lord.....

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  3. Yes, I agree that celebrities abuse their platforms in efforts to sway the public to their way of thinking. And yet they themselves haven't a clue as to how a polite society stays polite. Once you give a drunk a microphone and start rolling the cameras, none of us should be surprised at what kind of performance is to come.

    Bobby DeNiro isn't getting calls from producers anymore, so he lashes out at anybody within earshot. And his hatred for The Donald is well known: we get it Bob, now shut up. Or as The Kid would say, 'be quiet!'

    How's that for keeping it clean, Kid?

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    1. Excellent job Fredd. I like to keep it clean cause it gets old quickly otherwise. Maybe I watched too much George Carlin yesterday.

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  4. America has always had its fair share of morons, so there’s nothing new about that. Our steady increase in population simply means that while the percentage of morons remains constant, there are far more of them these days—and more of them with access to a microphone or social media where they can spout off without getting smacked in the gob. The suggestion is that not all technology is beneficial to society. In the past, people learned about politeness after a few incidents of gob-smacking. Here’s something else to remember from history: the communist movement in the 1920s and 1930s more or less began among the Hollywood elite, so Di Nero doesn’t surprise me. What does surprise me is that anyone with two brain cells gives him more than a single second of notice.

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    1. PS. I like your new header.

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    2. Yes, given a half minute of thought, DiNero is truly a one note actor. Plays the same character in every movie.

      Thanks, a friend made that header up for me.

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    3. Di Niro –– like ALL militant leftists –– is a stinking TURD.

      Nothing more.

      I saw it the moment he first appeared on the scene. Sean Penn was another. Susan Sarandon another.

      Unfortunately, their name is LEGION today.

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  5. Hey, KID1 Ya fuckin' forgot to mention the fuckin' National Geographic –– the earliest and BEST highly respected source of PORNOGRAPHY –– tribes of NAKED AFRICANS and SOUTH SEA ISLANDERS shakin' their kitties all ver the place! –– available in every public library, school library, and doctor's waiting room along with all the NUDE PAINTINGS and StATUES in Museums of Art. –– all nicely reproduced in respectable coffee table books on Art, Travel and Leisure.

    Since we all got here by way of SEX, and because we all have to SHIT and PISS at regular intervals I can only wonder is WHY the FUCK have we spent so much time and energy trying to DENY that FUCKIN, SHITTING, PISSING, BLEEDING SUFFERING and DYING are fundamental components to LIFE?

    Did you never hear of RABELAIS?

    ];^)>

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    1. Naked Africans didn't do much for me Franco.

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