Monday, June 10, 2019

The Democrat Party Platform

  • Open Borders !
  • Import as many former IS fighters, African and other moslem vermin as humanly possible, deposit them in Red and Purple states
  • Raise your taxes through the roof, get ready to not being able to afford new underwear for decades.
  • 1st 3 grades of schooling will be spent entirely 100% on transgenderism, drag queens, and bull dyke studies and the dress code will be boys dressed as girls and vice-versa
  • Turn in your guns or the military equipment given to police forces will be outside your house with 35 mm canons ablaze followed by 'burner' Tear Gas canisters
  • Everyone will be issued a card that must be stamped at least 87 times per year or you cannot get a drivers license or vote again.  Your card can only be stamped by an approved gay bar after you've been there a minimum 2 hours.  This is a phased program.  After 5 years you must prove you've had gay sex at least 10 times per year
  • After turning in your guns, you will be required to turn in your Bibles.  Anyone caught with a Bible in the house will be given a 10 year prison sentence
  • Pedophilia will not only be legal it will be encouraged and enabled by using Child Protective Services to snatch kids from mainly Christian homes and relocating them to child sex brothels  (They're supposedly doing this already in Arkansas and 2 former Repub Senators reportedly sniffing around have been murdered)
  • Infanticide totally legal.  A woman can have her baby euthanized up to 3 years of age for any reason.
  • All drugs legal
  • All White people will be required to take in and care for either 2 moslem vermin or 5 Hondurans or Guatamaliens
  • White people will be subject to an additional tax that will go directly to the Chinese, Canadian, and Mexican governments
  • Hilrod Clinton, Andy McCabe, John Brennan, James Clapper, James Comey, and anyone else associated with the attempted Coup attempt on President Trump will be awarded at least 2 United States Medals of Freedom and receive a one million $ per year pension paid for by White people.  John McCain will receive 5 medals posthumously and every town in America will be required to have a minimum of 18 streets, roads, freeways, or boulevards named after the great John McCain
  • Nana Pelosi will be named as the new DHS and ICE Chief.
  • Paul Krugman, who hasn't made a correct economic call since he was born, will be put in charge of the Federal Reserve
  • Bill Nye the Science Guy as chief Foreign Policy Advisor
  • Alexandria (Sandy) O-Cortez will be the chief Science Advisor
  • Maxine Waters as head of Housing and Urban Development
  • OJ Simpson as Attorney General
  • In Short, all straight White people in the Federal Employ will be fired and replaced by dumbass minority and homosexual people
  • Anyone who voted Republican in the 2016 election will be disqualified for receiving Social Security or Medicare Benefits
  • Anyone attempting to post Conservative content on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, or any other social media platform will be hunted down and shot
  • The Federal Government will take control of all public and private businesses
  • Trust that your new Democrat Administration is ready to hit the ground running to accomplish much on ALL of these pressing issues in the 1st 100 days !  My Legs are Tingling!  How About Yours ?!
I'll bet this ain't far off.


  1. You're wrong! The will abolish DHS and ICE.
    But other than that....

    1. Great post, and you've made some very good points, and...well said. But I don't think that your liberal buddies are going to give a damn. They say, and do whatever they please to regardless of what anyone says. ... :-
      I've been saying many of these same things for years. But you have made an Excellent post regardless of what they think. Another example of liberal double standards.
      If you are a leftist ( it's not alright to

      1) lie.
      2) break the law.

      I can't wait to see the Liberals face's when Trump beats whoever they chose to run in 2020.

    2. Thanks Tyrone. All political commentary is laced with humor here. You're right. Everything with the progressives/liberals (who are actually communists and so this is what I call them since language matters), is Ok and a means to an end. Oddly, I don't think most of them even know what they want.

    3. Well, Edward, it's not like Nana would actually run the DHS or ICE in their intended missions.

      Have you ever read the terms to qualify for DACA ? easy to find with that search term. Someone convince me the democrats would ever hold illegals to those terms. If they did, only 5% or less would qualify. It's All BullShit with the dems. They say what they figure their voters want to hear without worry becuase they know they're all so blindingly stupid they'll never be ever to figure out out if that's how any of it actually went down. How many of thse stupid dipsticks still think people are saving money with obammycare, or that 'everyone' has health ins now.

  2. ________ POTTY POLITICS ________

    If you want the government to think you're "dear,"

    Be a queer, be a queer, be a queer.


If you want to be a success,

    Be a mess, be a mess, be a mess.

    If you hope to be loved by the Liberal's God,

    You must be veddy, VEDDY odd.

    To be welcome in the men's latrine

    Act like a lisping, mincing queen.

    No longer is it thought sensational
For toilets to be coeducational.


Libs hope once your daughter sees a dick

    She'll want to have one too right quick.

    Once her penis gets sewn on,

    She'll be welcome at her Daddy's john.

    The New World wants –– no matter how it vexes ––

    For everyone to exchange sexes.


It's now considered too stiff and formal

    To hope your children turn out normal!

    ~ FreeThinke


  3. War Crimes, as Defined by Leftists



    Apparently, it’s AOK 
    To mow ‘em down with bullets,
    But don’t dare try to kill ‘em off 
    By poisoning their pullets.

    It’s all right too when bombs 
    Rain from aloft or on the level,
    But when you kill with poison gas, 
    You’re in league with the Devil.

    Lock ‘em in a building,
    Then burn it to the ground.
    By judges at The Hague
    You’ll not be guilty found.

    Go drag them from their cells
    Into a courtyard to be shot.
    The World Court will not chide you,
    Nor tell you “Thou shalt not.”

    Take mothers, babies, toddlers ––
    Grandmas –– anyone who thrives, ––
    Then hack them with machetes 
    And bayonets to end their lives.

    Rape and loot and strangle,
    Garrote or stab at will ––
    Of you The World Community, 
    I promise, won’t think ill.

    Set ‘em loose in wood or field,
    Then hunt ‘em down like game;
    Let half-dead bodies lie unhealed.
    You won’t lose your good name.

    Rob and cripple, maim at will ––
    Dislocate their joints.
    Multiculturalists will know
    You must have your good points.

    Gouge their eyes out, slit each tongue.
    Sodomize, impale their young.
    Club ‘em down, then crush with tractors.
    Brussels won’t call you bad actors.

    BUT, urinate upon the corpse
    Who tortured your best buddy,
    And you’ll be tossed in the stockade
    With nose broken and bloody.

    And should you dare to wipe yourself
    With leaves from the the Koran,
    ‘Tis YOU The World Community
    Will call BARBARIAN!

    ~ FreeThinke

  4. The Left will sponsor anything
    ___ illegal or godawful
    Those bastards only hate and fear
    ___ the decent, good and lawful.

    ~ An American Sage

  5. _____ A MALIGNANT MALLARD _____

    Derogation from his poisoned soul and
    Undernourished intellect provides
    Caustic commentary that derides
    Keeping private property rights whole, and

    Inheritances free from any tax.
    Savings and investment he despises
    Any gain a success realizes
    Should be forfeit to the weak and lax.

    Hitting blindly at the strong productive
    Institutions that have made us great ––
    Tearing down pretending it’s instructive
    All the good we’ve done denied by hate
    Suckered by red sophistry seductive
    Snidely he lives solely to negate.

    ~ FreeThinke

    [AUTHOR'S NOTE: Please don't miss the artful acrostic.]

  6. Life In the Socialist Paradise of Bernie Sanders and AOC

    Power Line

    by John Hinderaker

    Venezuela is the latest chapter in the long story of socialist crimes against humanity. Venezuela reminds us how long a country can circle the drain, destroyed by socialism but still hanging on by its fingernails. Reuters, a liberal news source, has the latest on Venezuela’s long goodbye, but never mentions the fact that it is socialism that destroyed what once was one of the world’s richest countries: These days, its Caribbean shoreline flanked by forested hills receives a different type of visitor: people who walk 10 minutes from a nearby town carrying rice, plantains or bananas in hopes of exchanging them for the fishermen’s latest catch. With bank notes made useless . . .

    1. You must have been bored last night Franco. :-) Happy to see I've inspired you though.

  7. Not to beat a "Dead Horse" but how about Hillary? Hillary did what she does best in the Benghazi hearings.
    She took the offence rather than the defense saying that he House needs to give me money for embassy defense. She's turned this into a victory lap. Remember that rhe best defense is a good offense
    She never even mentioned the"YouTube" film..
    That hearing was nothing less than a political sideshow.

    Obama isn't the only one who knows how to throw someone under the bus.
    Sen. Ron Johnson went after Hillary for the protest story without any facts. Hillary angrily responds literally pounding the table saying "We had 4 dead Americans! Was it a protest?...”WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE?"

    Unfortunately, Johnson had no answer to why it's a problem the administration spent 2 weeks lying. Hillary hid behind the bodies of 4 dead Americans and it will play well.
    Yep good ole Hillary, “concussion” and all, she sure turned the tables on the Republicans, telling them “what’s the point”!
    Whats the point? How about it’s an investigation to learn if they died because this administration INCLUDING Hillary are inept; lying about the cause indicates a cover-up and purposely misleading the American people has consequences - Nixon was shamed out of office for much less, and it didn’t include the death of 4 Americans! How about because you owe it to the surviving families to come clean about what happened? That’s the point!

    1. Preaching to the choir Bacon

    2. Bacon, PS The hildebeast has been pure evil and criminal her entire life. I believe she was ejected from Satan's butthole and is serving her master here on Earth.

  8. PPS Bacon. Personally I hate to see people using 'hillary' as uning a person's first name is a term of endearment in my opinion. If you want to fine, just thought I'd toss it out. If one types clinton and she in the same paragraph it won't be hard to figure out who is being talked about. I can't think of any other public figure who isn't referred to by their last name.

  9. HOW DID I MISS THIS POST? SO GOOD...and ya, probably very TRUE! "Bull dyke studies" HAAAAAAAA!!
    HEY! "OJ as AG"? I like it!

  10. The John McCain thing is headed our way.