Next Covid variant to be name Decepticon. Being a transformer, it can change from a little cold to a massive death event with just a wave of the hand of the guy in the mail room at the CDC. Also CDC declares free toaster with 7th booster shot.
Democrat Party to rename itself Communist Party of America.
Republican Party to be renamed to "Ok, if you say so I guess it's alright".
If everything is Epic, nothing is Epic. What an epic thought. In fairness I do have to mention the epic pizza we had last night and we are looking forward to some epic mac and cheese tonight.
If you want me to click on your youtube do not put these words or phrases in the title: "Best blabla EVER", Insane, Epic, "Try not to (fill in blank ie. "laugh")". Just FYI.
How in The hell did Chevrolet go from possibly the best catch phrase for an auto company "See the USA in your Chevrolet" to one of the worst "Find New Roads". I can see a guy saying to his wife "Lets go see the USA in our Chevy." I can't see anyone saying "Let's go find a new road". Why would anyone do that?
Me getting up in the morning and my body talking to me.
Secret video of the US State Department telling China that we will send our athletes to the Olympics in Beijing but we are not happy with their "human rights" record.
Aliens take over Earth, let politicians stay in place but punish them every time they lie by dropping their pants, bending them over a table and paddling them on live TV until they tell the truth. Videos become most watched events on TV.
Don't Worry, Be Happy.